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Nelle
03-22-2006, 11:50 PM
1. Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."

2. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

3. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

4. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

5. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

6. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

7. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)

8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act. :yuck:

9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for on the premises."



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Tykwer
03-23-2006, 12:40 AM
6. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

Wow, i must've missed that job on list of career choices. :hump: [/u][/quote]

APOC
03-23-2006, 01:42 AM
6. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

Wow, i must've missed that job on list of career choices. :hump: [/u][/quote]

I was thinking the same thing, I didnt hear about that on career day.

APOC

antigen
03-23-2006, 03:39 AM
how about in Mississippi, it's ILLEGAL to sell sex toys.

other countries aren't the only back-asswards places you know... sometimes they're in your own backyard.

from Mississippi Law:

Sec. 97-29-105. Distribution or wholesale distribution of unlawful sexual devices; prosecutor's bond.

A person commits the offense of distributing unlawful sexual devices when he knowingly sells, advertises, publishes or exhibits to any person any three-dimensional device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs, or offers to do so, or possesses such devices with the intent to do so. A person commits the offense of wholesale distributing unlawful sexual devices when he distributes for the purpose of resale any three-dimensional device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs, or offers to do so, or possesses such devices with the intent to do so.

Any person, other than a city attorney, county prosecuting attorney or district attorney, who shall sign an affidavit charging an offense prescribed by this section shall file a bond in the amount of five hundred dollars ($500.00) at the time such affidavit is lodged. Such bond shall be conditioned that the affidavit was not filed frivolously, maliciously or out of ill will.

Read more here:
http://www.unknownnews.net/040322mississippi.html

splat15k
03-23-2006, 12:22 PM
6. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

Wow, i must've missed that job on list of career choices. :hump: [/u][/quote]

Looks like college was a waste of time and money...

slacker_fse
03-23-2006, 01:08 PM
My favorite was number 10. Atleast they new when girls get drunk they get horny. So they said lets make sure they have access to condoms.

Vash
03-23-2006, 01:41 PM
Number 5 would be really tough on lonely men.

[W33T]DavidHasslehof
03-23-2006, 02:16 PM
Number 5 would be really tough on lonely men.

not really, i think in indonesia if they are lonely they have sex with a goat, not masturbate!

Grim_Scythe
03-23-2006, 02:24 PM
wait wait can someone verify that drunk girls are horny?

That could explain a lot for me if it is true.

Vash
03-23-2006, 02:25 PM
DavidHasslehof]
Number 5 would be really tough on lonely men.

not really, i think in indonesia if they are lonely they have sex with a goat, not masturbate!

Those poor goats.

Nelle
03-23-2006, 03:16 PM
wait wait can someone verify that drunk girls are horny?

That could explain a lot for me if it is true.
As a girl...yes that's true.

Grim_Scythe
03-23-2006, 03:19 PM
tehhheee that explains what happend in the car. :D

Well then shits going down when I go to Vegas with my friend.

GOtta love that saying : what happens in vegas, stays in vegas.


Now to wait till December......
<---not 21 yet.......

bman65
03-23-2006, 03:38 PM
Isn't legal gambling age 18?

Grim_Scythe
03-23-2006, 03:43 PM
yeah so is smoking and banging.

and joining the military.

Wierd huh person could die without ever tasting booze.

Course I hear there is no drinking age in the Military.

I've heard they call it "Ranger Soda".

FiLTHY_SNiPER
03-23-2006, 04:01 PM
/packs change of clothes
/packs KY Jelly
/leaves for Guam

Grim_Scythe
03-23-2006, 04:03 PM
condoms?

Nelle
03-23-2006, 04:34 PM
tehhheee that explains what happend in the car. :D

Well then shits going down when I go to Vegas with my friend.

GOtta love that saying : what happens in vegas, stays in vegas.


Now to wait till December......
<---not 21 yet.......
You can't say something then leave us hanging...



Isn't legal gambling age 18?
No...it's 21.

Grim_Scythe
03-23-2006, 05:07 PM
here

the friend is female

and she's fine

and i told her that and many other things

were going to vegas to drink to hell and back...

....

Tykwer
03-23-2006, 06:25 PM
Isn't legal gambling age 18?

I thought it was 21, but i could very well be wrong.


wait wait can someone verify that drunk girls are horny?

That could explain a lot for me if it is true.

here is an excerpt from my psych book, which pertains to your question, grim: "University women under alcohol's influence find an attractive, but sexually promiscuous man more appealing than they do when sober. It seems...'that when people have been drinking, the restraining forces of reason may weaken and yield to the pressures of desires."

papasan9
03-23-2006, 06:40 PM
my goat is cool with it law or no law. :yaya:

[W33T] JimmytehHand8
03-23-2006, 10:25 PM
Most gambling establishments set the gambling age to 21 because of the alcohol sold at the casinos.

bman65
03-23-2006, 10:43 PM
JimmytehHand8]Most gambling establishments set the gambling age to 21 because of the alcohol sold at the casinos.

Thought it might be something like that, explains why its 18/19 here.

Bigninja
03-23-2006, 11:37 PM
I dont like the one about not having sex with a mother and daughter at the same time. Im lookin foward to pulling off that act of immorality that will definately get me a one way bus ticket to hell

Multiplex
03-24-2006, 04:50 AM
Course I hear there is no drinking age in the Military.

The only base I'm aware of which has a sub-21 drinking age is Fort Bliss, TX. Ft Huachuca used to be that way until there was an incident with the General's daughter on base.

Other than that... it's pretty strictly enforced.

Ichi
03-24-2006, 06:23 AM
Course I hear there is no drinking age in the Military.


Yes there is an age limit, it is whatever the current legal limit for the state/country that your duty station is in.

Anti-sinGuardian
03-24-2006, 08:31 AM
7. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)

not true :hehehe:

monos
03-24-2006, 09:17 AM
yeah so is smoking and banging.

and joining the military.

Wierd huh person could die without ever tasting booze.

Course I hear there is no drinking age in the Military.

I've heard they call it "Ranger Soda".

in the military you can drink beer when you are under 21 but you cannot buy hard liquor until 21

Ruci
03-24-2006, 09:29 AM
What are you packing changes of clothes for? :crazy:

Multiplex
03-24-2006, 09:29 AM
yeah so is smoking and banging.

and joining the military.

Wierd huh person could die without ever tasting booze.

Course I hear there is no drinking age in the Military.

I've heard they call it "Ranger Soda".

in the military you can drink beer when you are under 21 but you cannot buy hard liquor until 21

How many years ago was that Monos? It's not that way any more.