The Official Zilong Name Hall of Fame

[zilong]

Indeed hath the bs god commandeth me in the creation of the list of the finest WiH specialists. It is now time they receive the recognition they deserve. It is certain that people have witnessed and noticed the fragmentation of the zilong-consciousness in order to improve and widen the scope of zilong's abilities. Originally, the fragmentation was minute, only including:

gnoliz-TiL- - the antithesis of zilong and bs, whored deagle
-LiT-uzilong - mac10 specialist
-LiT-uberzilong - the lethal combination of darkness and bs, the user of both deagles and shotties.

For a while since have they been removed and replaced by aspects emulating the styles of various WiH patrons. These people are masters at what they do, so good, infact, they have been added to the zilong consciousness. The inductees so far, in particular order, are:

Fozzybear: The inspiration behind the fearsome monster known as fozzylong, whose blood boils upon hearing the phrase "wakka wakka," and whoreth the p90.

Persephone: Galil whorery, along with the highly unique power of boob-growing. Her traits have been immortalized as perselong.

Comrade p00p: He inspired p00pilong by being matchlessly p00py.

D: Indeed D-long,bs god style shotty incarnate, overflows with the might(y bs) of not one, but two shotty whores.

Vash: *beep* Incompatible software. Self destruct in 3....2....1..*bzzt*

Flimflam: The cry of "DUALIES" inspired the creation of zlimzlong, the dualies whoring flim-clone.

Vryllyn: I believe vryllong was a TMP wielding type worthy of its source. However, fozzylong ate him :thumbsdown:

Blessed Guardian: I do not recall what the blessed zilong used, but I do remember it.

Nate: Nate-zilong, the "overall goodness" zilong, was short lived due my lack of ability.

Tykwer: Only inducted yesterday, after his display of M4 and AK47 bs mastery. Tyklong stives to achieve the ability of killing people in mass with rifles.

Blis: Blilong was designed to be a Scotish ninja, but the original kept killing him, and then fozzylong eat him too in his weakened state.

Bauer: Scout whorery was the goal for bauerlong, but, being incompetent in the art of sniping, he was retired early.

More shall be put up upon the next surge of memory as well as the inclusion of new. After all:

http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/madness.jpg

[Persephone]

Rofl. Good stuff. :thumbsup:

[Nsane]

There is always room in MY head for one more! Hmmm... upon counting I think I got 4 curretly.

[kem$]

haha.. nice.

[jason bourne]

hey... i dont see a jason bourne-long...

[Grim_Scythe]

ohhhhh you mother FRACKER!

where do i go ?

Can I not have my own category of "get a life"?

[zilong]

Asketh the Grim, and so shall receiveth the Grim:

Grim Scythe: Indeed needeth the Grim-zilong a life. So he went on an epic quest to the supermarket, for next to the "Evidences" section supposedly was this elusive thing known as "life." Well, there was none there. So becameth the grim-zilong the nolife-zilong

[Grim_Scythe]

Ahhh excellent (folds hands).
Now make one for our "fearless" :rofl: leader

[zilong]

Hmmm, I need a specialty...ooh i know

Filthy Sniper: Filthylong is well versed in the ways of science. How else could he create toxic mixtures such as peanut butter ice cream + guinness or sauerkraut covered with chocolate fudge? Indeed tis a fine line between sanity, madness, and bs. However, one should note, the chocolate sauerkraut is actually quite delectable.

And I thought of another one

WiHadmin: Behold the power of the gods within this man. ******long too believed that he held power of life and death. However, ******long actually did not have these powers. Even so, powers of delusions can get you quite far. Infact, he can throw down lightening bolts too. They, however, hit no one else but him.

[zilong]

owie fozzylong dont bite

[Grim_Scythe]

2 more: Drunkert and Bob.

[[W33T] JimmytehHand8]

Best topic I've read in weeks :thumbsup:

[marcusforealius]

no Marcus?.....Fo'Real?

[z3speed4me]

Zlong hahaha get it??? :(

[Grim_Scythe]

that is name is only compensating for something

[Prowler130]

Prowlong - the zilong who is the ruler of all suckiness, anytime there is lag, and anytime he has a negative score, you can be sure this hybrid is involved.

[Makasuro]

awww, I can't be part of the fun? :(

[Vash]

Damn right I'm "Incompatible software". I am the true zilong slayer! Man I wish I could play right now...

[bman65]

When you used blessed zilong you were still whoring p90, just you were actually good with it. :hehehe:

[Anti-sinGuardian]

When you used blessed zilong you were still whoring p90, just you were actually good with it. :hehehe:

whoring p90 = Fozzy

Knifing = Blessed :thumbsup:

[Nsane]

I will be pwnd by you all with my ub3r suck hacks! No one can beat me in sheer inablitiy and overall lack of skill!

[zilong]

Atomic Bob: Many a people reccomend the atomiczilong of the way to the optimitrist. Like the creator, atomiczilong has a tendancy to perceive the world differently in that sometimes sees he the enemy friendly. Should atomiczilong stare at you for a few seconds before emptying his clip into you, know that at least you have the capacity and the experience necessary to make the correct judgment and avoid blatant fratricide. Atomiczilong also happens to cook quite well, with one of his delicacies being:
http://dabillyclub.com/billy/billycon2001/possumcake.jpg

[FozzyBear]

LOL


FOZZYLONG devours ALL. :yaya:

Great topic.

[atomicbob]

:wavey:

[z3speed4me]

LOL ATOMIC IS THE BEST ONE YET!!

the king of the FF

[zilong]

mmmm possum

[FiLTHY_SNiPER]

Hey I might have put peanut butter ice cream in Guinness thinkin it was Butterscotch (yeah yeah I was putting ice cream in my Guinness,I had a few or more Guinness before this point :p), but I never tried that sauerkraut jazz... more than once.

[Blis]

Cheese and strawberry jam on toast ftw!!

[Grim_Scythe]

Nutella is all I say to you. brit

[kem$]

Nutella on toast is the shiat.

I like marmalade.. hate jam though.. i'm weird.

[monos]

Nutella on toast is the shiat.

I like marmalade.. hate jam though.. i'm weird.

shiat is right

[zilong]

Hello, this be here fozzylong posting. All of your beloved friends have been eaten by me, including the original zilong. I hereby request the change of the thread name to "The Official Fozzylong Appreciation Thread."

Wakka wakka

[wihadmin]

Hey! How come me name is edited out by ******??

[zilong]

According to zilong's memories, the godly one's name was purposely blocked out to keep those 'not in the know' from....well... knowing.

Wakka wakka

[Vryllyn]

Man, I passed my TMP skills to Blessed. :thumbsdown:

[wihadmin]

According to zilong's memories, the godly one's name was purposely blocked out to keep those 'not in the know' from....well... knowing.

Wakka wakka

Oh yeah!

Thou shalt not say my nameth in public lest thou wanneth to be struck down with a lightning bolt! :)

[Nsane]

Yes thats why you pm me. For I fear not. :yaya: Or you can go here. (http://ticss.nuclearfallout.net)

[Monochrome]

wow i've been out of the loop, how could i miss this thread?

and how could you miss me, after all we've been through together :jester:

[Grim_Scythe]

:crazy:

[E.B.S]

ouch blood got ownt haha :flipoff:

[Knottwobad]

What about me Zilong? Knotlong until I'm dead or Knotlong for this world.
:hehehe:

[zilong]

What about me Zilong? Knotlong until I'm dead or Knotlong for this world.
:hehehe:

That logic would mean that you are the bestest in the world at dying. You're kind of not.....

edit: wakka wakka

[Krunkert]

Personally I like BauerLong, occasionally you'll find him bunny hopping with a scout...which just cracks me up to no end.

[Demon6]

Awesome thread. Zilong = genius of sorts.

[Vryllyn]

Awesome thread. Zilong = genius of sorts.

Only in his mind. :yaya:

[zilong]

Awesome thread. Zilong = genius of sorts.

Indeed, I will be touring around the nation, visiting your local bookstores giving out autographs. Also, some of you will be eligible for an additional treat, a hot dicking courtesy of moi. The only requirement that must be fulfilled in order to be eligible for this prestigious award must be that your name begins with a P, and ends with ersephone.

[Demon6]

Thats me! O wait... so said P and ersephone, thought you said [ and ozerael) :(

[Demon6]

wow i spelled my own name wrong. I r dum :wallbash: