MonkeyWorks
03-02-2005, 09:45 AM
Mildred was a 93-year-old woman, particularly despondent over the
death of her husband, Earl.
She decided she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took
out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in
the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden
someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly
where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, "Your heart
would be just below your left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot
wound to her knee...
:jester:
Monkey
death of her husband, Earl.
She decided she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took
out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in
the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden
someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly
where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, "Your heart
would be just below your left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot
wound to her knee...
:jester:
Monkey