Best Sayings

[Term]

What are the best things you've heard guys say when they are sucking:

One guy actually said his cat was walking on his computer desk and decided to hop on the keys. It was funny b/c he said it a few times. :jerkit:

Term

Why do men have such a problem with pride? If someone is better just acknowledge they are and work hard to kill them the next rd. :D

[Prowler130]

the most used one ive heard was "on the phone with [place person here]" whether it be gf, mom, wife, grandma, best friend, whatever....

you'd think they'd at least go afk if they were on the phone :dunno:

[-LiT- Killer_B]

"I just got this new mouse and I'm not quite used to it yet" Thats always a good one....

[-LiT- Killer_B]

Definately heard the phone one before prowler...probably the most common

[Vash]

One I hear a lot is "I'm listening to music, so I can't hear anything". :music:

Turn off the music then. :bonk:

[Term]

If you ever hear me say I am on phone with g/f it is TRUE! 1)I have one, 2)she is now my fiancee, 3)she likes to talk a lot!

I think you can tell when a guy who normally plays well starts hiding in corners and playing with his dingy. :jerkit:

Take Grim for example. I for one believe he is actually on the phone cuz his play is different. Props to Grim - :rockon:

Term

[((TNT((~*]

yeah when im on the phone ill just spawn camp and snipe with my deagle :borgsmile:

[Vryllyn]

I should use the music excuse from now on.

"Damn Vryl, you are sucking."

"Well, I got my music turned up to epic volumes and I can't even hear the gunfire anymore." :guitarist: :mghyper:

[monos]

i one i use most is my 3yr old just .......... mostly true i'm not good enough for anyone to really notice when he puts a piece of paper in my face and says "LOOK DADDY" resulting in my death.

BTW if flimflam says "can't hear cause the music is too loud" it is true he loves to blast black sabbath while playing i have been at his house trying to play while he blasts the stereo.

[dbodenheim]

oh noes! aliens just abducted me!

[Vryllyn]

Here is one that I've done.

"I've tripped over my keyboard cable and tore it out. I got to run to Best Buy now."

[LordRaleigh]

I agree with the girlfriend one since I have 5 at the moment kinda hard to juggle that many being a pimp and all I'm on the phone a lot. Question does anyone else get really pissed off when your mother calls in the middle of a session. Dude I get irate and she knows when to hang up.
Somethat I hear are dude I have an ingrown toenail it's effecting my play. or I just got caught playin with my dingy. :jerkit: How about that guy is haxing. those are the most common ones I hear.

Lord Raleigh

[Evol]

The only one I ever say is that my mouse got stuck on my keyboard. My desk is really small so I have about 2-2.5 inches to move on either side of my mouse. Normally it is fine, but sometimes I get it caught on my keyboard (left) or computer (right). It is usually embarrassing, because I end up shooting a half an inch to the side of the enemies head, but I can't move the mouse anymore... :thumbsdown:

[TC HEAT]

LOL IF I GET PWNED I JUST SAY NICE SHOT LOL

[KillingAgent]

"I Had to get another drink" or "I was drinking my beer"