Full Metal Jacket quotes

[monos]

i prefer the dialog between Sgt. Joker and the veitnamese hooker

Hey baby, you got girlfriend veitnam? hooker
Not just this minute. Joker

[Phyxius]

I liked everything that the drill instructor said...

Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: What is your major malfunction, Numbnuts?

Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and f*** my sister.


and this..


Colonel: Marine, what is that button on your body armour?
Joker: A peace symbol sir.
Colonel: Where'd you get it?
Joker: I don't remember sir.
Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet?
Joker: "Born to Kill" sir.
Colonel: You write "Born to Kill" on you helmet, and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Joker: No, sir.
Colonel: Well what is it supposed to mean?
Joker: I don't know, sir.
Colonel: You don't know very much do you?
Joker: No sir.
Colonel: You better get your head and your ass wired together or I will take a giant shit on you.
Joker: Yes sir.
Colonel: Now answer my question, or you'll be standing tall before The Man.
Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man sir.
Colonel: The what?
Joker: The duality of man, the Jungian thing, sir.
Colonel: Who's side are you on, son?
Joker: Our side, sir.
Colonel: Don't you love your country?
Joker: Yes, sir.
Colonel: Well how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and c'mon in for the big win?
Joker: Yes, sir.
Colonel: Son, all I've ever asked of my Marines is for them to obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese because inside every gook, there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've got to try to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.
Joker: Aye aye, sir.


Gotta get some of these wavs on the server.. they would be a big hit.. Like the numbnuts one...

http://www.moviewavs.com/Movies/Full_Metal_Jacket.shtml


Phyx

[wihadmin]

Hey guys! I gave you your own thread.

I think there is site http://www.moviesounds.com or something like that that have .wav files of quotes from movies.

:mp5:

[monos]

well lets get on it marine! get those sounds on the server! do it now move!

[dbodenheim]

We were playing T's the other day on Dust and Killing Agent was yelling at people to stay back and stay back and dont rush in there. Anyhow, he took a headshot mid-sentance and his mike cut off. I looked down from my boxes and thought to myeself, " Better you then me."

Just like Animal Mother! :yaya:

[monos]

well i'm gonna tear you a new ******* animal mother
after you eat the peanuts outta my shit! joker talking in john wayne voice

[Private_Pile]

"It looks like the best part of you slipped out the crack off your mommas ass an ending up as a brown stain on the mattress..."

"Did your parents have any children the lived?"

[KillingAgent]

Ever shoot any women or children?"
"Suntahms."
"How can you do that?"
"Easy - you just don't lead "em so much.
Harharhar."





"Hey photographer, you want a good picture?
Here man, take this. This it my bro," says Crazy
Earl, removing the bush cover from the man's
face. "This is his party. He is the guest of
honour. You see, today is his birthday.
The man next to Crazy Earl is a dead man, a
North Vietnamese corporal, a clean-cut Asian kid
about seventeen years old with ink-black hair,
cropped short.
Rafter Man looks at Joker. Then he starts
taking shots with his Nikon.
Crazy Earl hugs the North Vietnamese
corporal. He grins. "I love the little commie
bastards, man. I really do. They're as hard as
slant-eyed drill instructors. They are highly
motivated individuals. Hey, take a couple like
this." Crazy Earl poses, Rafter keeps shooting.
"Grunts understand grunts. These are great
days we are living, bros. We are jolly green
giants, walking the earth with guns. The people
we wasted here today are the finest individuals we
will ever know. When we rotate back to the World
we're gonna miss having somebody around who's
worth shooting. Hell, it'd be okay with me if he
came to America and married my sister."