King of the ????!!!

[dbodenheim]

Ive decided to pick some obscure weapon and become the best with it just so I can say "Jeff, King of the placeobscureweaponhere."
There is no denying Eject is King of the Deagle, Redy is King of the P90, Al Capowned/ TGzilong King of the Pump Shotty ( thats quite a fight going on check out psycho stats)." Counterstrike should have slingshots to appease me.

[SalemSaberhagen]

I am King of the P228! LEAVE MY PISTOL ALONE!

[dbodenheim]

LMAO i saw that :thumbsup:

It was like saber 568 kills
next guy 102, then 87


your like the only guy on the server who uses that pistol.

[Prowler130]

jeff, might i suggest the ump45, it seems that the top killer with that only has 102, shouldnt take to long to reach that :)

[dbodenheim]

Some admin delete prowlers post before the word hits the street of what I was already going to do. :upyours:

[Redy]

Go ahead take that gun, my P90 will own you.

Yeah I need to make up like 30 kills, I should get that in one night :rofl:

[dbodenheim]

I fully expect to get owned if I pack the UMP 45. I only have to get 130 kills though, thats like what 3 hours?

[FiLTHY_SNiPER]

UMP blows cheese... I'll be sure to blow ur face off while u use it jeff :hump:

[Prowler130]

yeah jeff, my shotty, scout, and 5-7 might have something to say about you getting those kills in one night, and that goes for you too redy :hehehe:

[dbodenheim]

There is no denying the UMP 45 is a true piece of ****. But to be king of it! Think of it man! You could...could...throw in your tag!

Krunkert calls me King of the obscure hiding spots...I might get away with getting all the kills in a complete map rotation. But like, only once.

[Vash]

You think it's a peice of ****. Yet you want to be the king of it? So in essence you want to be the King of ****.

[dbodenheim]

My god vash is right.....i am creating a turd kingdom.

[wihadmin]

Some admin delete prowlers post before the word hits the street of what I was already going to do. :upyours:

What the fuck are you talking about Jeff? :upyours:

[Monochrome]

what the fi-digit am i gonna be king of? randomly dying?

[SalemSaberhagen]

Oh and I am also King of Being Screwed out of Kills.

And of course... King of Complaints.

[dbodenheim]

lmao Im going to make a comprehensive list of this someday.

I nominate Eject for "King of Looking for backup."

[Threat]

Be King of Flashbangs 0_0 Only 4 kills >_>

[FiLTHY_SNiPER]

Some admin delete prowlers post before the word hits the street of what I was already going to do. :upyours:

What the ***** are you talking about Jeff? :upyours:

I think Jeff meant delete Prowlers post so no one copies his using the UMP idea. He wasn't giving you guys the finger.

[dbodenheim]

heh yah i was giving prowler the finger, not the admins. He publicized my "L337" idea ( which it really isnt). Two things can happen, either there will be 20 UMP 45's on the server with everyone vying to be king, or the server will just let jeff be an idiot, which its always done anyway. Im voting for the latter.

[monos]

yes salem your lead in complaining is insurmountable

[Redy]

Hey Jeff, I just made the 3000 club

Let me tell you, It's mad hard playing with an inferior weapon. Why do you think the P90 is 11th on the list. It's a difficult weapon to wield. Yeah once in a while I can go into a hallway and pwned three guys(not without armor), but most of the time I get killed from distance. That little gun you're thinking of, man you gotta find a spot and camp big time or get in da flank.

Good Luck, but it will take you much longer than three hours.

3000 club

Terminator
CunningLinguist
LordRaleigh
Phyxius
Khardbored
Redy

[dbodenheim]

Wow the 3000 club, thats actually like a hall of fame goal. Congratulations on that. Its going to take me a while to get there, Im at like 1850 with the AK and thats about the closest.

[TC HEAT]

pathetic nubs lol :mp5:

[zilong]

im leading al capowned in the shotty dept by 3 kills :rockon:
once again, congrats to bashu for being my 1000th shotty kill

[Vryllyn]

What is that like me trying to be the King of the TMP?

[Prowler130]

heh yah i was giving prowler the finger, not the admins.

what, hey jeff, dont flip me off :D :flipoff:

[MajorPayne]

I once saw somebody owning with the TMP, maybe try that.

[FiLTHY_SNiPER]

Vryll is king with that.. too late.

[TC HEAT]

3,000 club i got more than 3,00 kills lol

[khardbored]

No worries lovers! Once I start playing again, addictive like, I'll be the ALL GUN KING! MUWHAHAHAHA!!! :flipoff:

[Krunkert]

Im king of the aug by more than double second place. Tis my gun. Im also king of inconsistent playing but I'm not proud of that.

Jeff, you should try to be king of mac 10 just because that gun is almost as effective without bullets as it is with.

[Evol]

I'll never be king of the scout. I hate Grim_Scythe :thumbsdown:

[Vryllyn]

Jeff is already King of the Strange Hiding Spots. :flipoff:

[dbodenheim]

Ill never understand how I actually got the nickname of King of the Obscure Hiding Spots but alot of people always type " Dammit Jeff....." I dont know if thats good or bad...

[Vryllyn]

Ill never understand how I actually got the nickname of King of the Obscure Hiding Spots but alot of people always type " Dammit Jeff....." I dont know if thats good or bad...

Because you have an ability to appear in places that people don't feel the need to check.

[dbodenheim]

There Vyrallan , I' ve created my own theme song and attached it to my sig, just for you. :D

[Vryllyn]

And Filthy could be King of Not Guarding the Bomb. :D

j/k

[Vryllyn]

Im king of the aug by more than double second place. Tis my gun. Im also king of inconsistent playing but I'm not proud of that.

Jeff, you should try to be king of mac 10 just because that gun is almost as effective without bullets as it is with.

Dude, Krunkert. You already are the Master of Drunken CS Playing. :yaya:

[Krunkert]

hence the inconsistency of my stats. Because all that stuff they say about alcohol slowing your relfexes and blah blah blah....It's true, all of it.

Ooo, just thought of this. We should get 2 PsychStats accounts, One drunk and one sober.

[FiLTHY_SNiPER]

And Filthy could be King of Not Guarding the Bomb. :D

j/k

FUNNY

: P


But yeah I'm gonna do my best to test Grim with the scout, considering I can really whoop ass with it on occasion.

[APOC]

Heres some advice dont tell grim you are gunning for him with the scout ive made this mistake and when he knows im trying he will buy a scout and thats just not good news for anyone on your team and he has an uncanny way of find whoever said they will kill him and kill them first.

APOC

[Vryllyn]

It looks like that I'm now the King of the TMP. I finally bypassed Sybex for the lead. :yaya: