dbodenheim
02-07-2005, 09:59 AM
Now most of this doesnt have to do with are admins, but I thought the player stuff was funny.
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Please, for the love of god, stop the following things. Most of them have plagued CS for long enough, and are already starting to take over CSS.
Just stop it.
To admins:
1) Sound Packs.
I mean, FFS, I'm trying to connect to your sever and I'm sitting here for about 10 minutes watching my hard drive fill up with the most stupid, un-funny, poor quality sound files I've ever heard. And then, when I finally get on the sever all I can hear is HEADSHOT... *RANDOM SIMPSON QUOTE* ... HEADSHOT HEADSHOT HEADSHOT... DOUBLE KILL... *MATRIX MUSIC*... HEADSHOT HEADSHOT *Osama Joke*.
Arrrg... I can't hear my own footsteps let alone anyone else’s.
2) All Talk.
THIS ISN'T A CHAT ROOM!
If you wanna talk with your mates without actually going to see them, go find a teen angst yahoo chat room. I don't want to know about your crappy love life, or what is on TV, or anything else on your mind, please play the game. And stop telling your alive clan mates where everyone else is when you die, that's called CHEATING.
3) TK/TW/FF Punish Mods.
Do you even know what FF is for? It is meant to promote serious play, careful play, more tactical play, more realistic play. So what is the point in turning on FF and then putting on some stupid mod that slaps/explodes/slays anyone who team wounds?
Firstly it destroys all of the things that FF is suppose to bring to the game, and secondly it shows what an idiot you are. Either have FF on and accept that some people will abuse this (There is a ban button btw), or TURN FF OFF? When you have FF on, guess what, some people are going to hurt to each other accidentally, that is the point, don't explode them.
4) 1 Million Custom maps.
So the vote menu comes up at the end of the map, and I'm greeted with a whole list of stupid maps with names like fy_bigboringbox and aim_aztex_b44. They all look like crap! They use about 3 textures in total, and have the worst use of lighting ever. And gameplay? I can't even comment on the gameplay, because, well, there isn't any.
5) 1 Million Admin Mods.
You've obviously just gone to the biggest admin mod site you could find, downloaded them all (because that will obviously make your sever the leetest), and then you've shoved them on your sever without any thought as to what they actually do or how to properly install or use them. No wonder your sever is dying, and only 3 people are connected. Clean that crap up, do you seriously need 3 different chicken mods? And then you complain to valve and about lag and fps issues. YES, get rid of that crap.
6) BOTS.
Do you know why I play this MULTI-player game? Hmm… is that a clue I'm giving you there? Yes, that's right, to play with real other people. Ok, so for some mad reason I can't get online, great at least I have bots. But please stop filling up your online sever with them in the desperate attempt to make your sever look popular. It doesn't work! People just disconnect again when they see bots "playing". If you want to actually make your sever popular with real people, try reading the above points and making some changes.
To players:
1) Buzzwords.
OMG WTF LAGZ HITBOX VALVE REG INTERP LAME GA-Y WALLHAX CHEAT NOOB.
Just shut up! 99% of the time the people who say "hitbox" or "reg" don't actually have a clue what it means and are just spamming these buzzwords like it excuses why they died. Somehow thinking they just managed to hide the fact they died because they're crap. Stop with the excuses, or at least make them believable.
2) Homophobia.
Saying GA-Y every time you die doesn't in fact make you look cool. It really doesn't.
3) Kids on mic giving orders.
"YEAH!!! LETS GO LEFT GUYS COMMON!!! HEY!!! WHY ARE U ALL YOU GOING THAT WAY!!! WTF OMG NOOO I DIED AGAIN???? SQUEEK SQUEEK!!!"
IF YOU ARE UNDER 14 DO NOT USE YOUR MIC. THANK YOU.
4) Crap Names.
You must have a huge dick Mr. ¶®$7µ\/¶)(¥2!
Sorry, how do you pronounce that again?
Wow, your name looks like the Arabic punctuation character set, fantastic.
And ~~~NEO~~~, I want your babies! Congratulations, you've just won the most unoriginal name ever contest. (And that goes for all you Agent Smiths as well.)
5) Insane Clan Tags.
LOL. Do you really ever expect to get anywhere when your clan tag is:
|||~-=[{xXx:: NAME HERE ::xXx}]=-~|||
I mean, common, it just looks stupid.
6) Pretending.
E.G.
“damn I’m playing crap today. ;(“
“I have to go see my GF now”
“lawls I AM teh drunK!! Ehegee”
“Im stoned. ;-)”
No you’re not. And if you are, WE DON’T CARE. Seriously, why do you think that pretending you can’t take your drink, or that you have a narcotics addiction makes you look cool? And GF stands for Girl Friend, not Right Hand.
Ok, I'm done now.
(Note: This post is mostly in jest, so don’t take it too seriously)
Last edited by SpYd3r on 02-07-2005 at 06:23 AM
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Please, for the love of god, stop the following things. Most of them have plagued CS for long enough, and are already starting to take over CSS.
Just stop it.
To admins:
1) Sound Packs.
I mean, FFS, I'm trying to connect to your sever and I'm sitting here for about 10 minutes watching my hard drive fill up with the most stupid, un-funny, poor quality sound files I've ever heard. And then, when I finally get on the sever all I can hear is HEADSHOT... *RANDOM SIMPSON QUOTE* ... HEADSHOT HEADSHOT HEADSHOT... DOUBLE KILL... *MATRIX MUSIC*... HEADSHOT HEADSHOT *Osama Joke*.
Arrrg... I can't hear my own footsteps let alone anyone else’s.
2) All Talk.
THIS ISN'T A CHAT ROOM!
If you wanna talk with your mates without actually going to see them, go find a teen angst yahoo chat room. I don't want to know about your crappy love life, or what is on TV, or anything else on your mind, please play the game. And stop telling your alive clan mates where everyone else is when you die, that's called CHEATING.
3) TK/TW/FF Punish Mods.
Do you even know what FF is for? It is meant to promote serious play, careful play, more tactical play, more realistic play. So what is the point in turning on FF and then putting on some stupid mod that slaps/explodes/slays anyone who team wounds?
Firstly it destroys all of the things that FF is suppose to bring to the game, and secondly it shows what an idiot you are. Either have FF on and accept that some people will abuse this (There is a ban button btw), or TURN FF OFF? When you have FF on, guess what, some people are going to hurt to each other accidentally, that is the point, don't explode them.
4) 1 Million Custom maps.
So the vote menu comes up at the end of the map, and I'm greeted with a whole list of stupid maps with names like fy_bigboringbox and aim_aztex_b44. They all look like crap! They use about 3 textures in total, and have the worst use of lighting ever. And gameplay? I can't even comment on the gameplay, because, well, there isn't any.
5) 1 Million Admin Mods.
You've obviously just gone to the biggest admin mod site you could find, downloaded them all (because that will obviously make your sever the leetest), and then you've shoved them on your sever without any thought as to what they actually do or how to properly install or use them. No wonder your sever is dying, and only 3 people are connected. Clean that crap up, do you seriously need 3 different chicken mods? And then you complain to valve and about lag and fps issues. YES, get rid of that crap.
6) BOTS.
Do you know why I play this MULTI-player game? Hmm… is that a clue I'm giving you there? Yes, that's right, to play with real other people. Ok, so for some mad reason I can't get online, great at least I have bots. But please stop filling up your online sever with them in the desperate attempt to make your sever look popular. It doesn't work! People just disconnect again when they see bots "playing". If you want to actually make your sever popular with real people, try reading the above points and making some changes.
To players:
1) Buzzwords.
OMG WTF LAGZ HITBOX VALVE REG INTERP LAME GA-Y WALLHAX CHEAT NOOB.
Just shut up! 99% of the time the people who say "hitbox" or "reg" don't actually have a clue what it means and are just spamming these buzzwords like it excuses why they died. Somehow thinking they just managed to hide the fact they died because they're crap. Stop with the excuses, or at least make them believable.
2) Homophobia.
Saying GA-Y every time you die doesn't in fact make you look cool. It really doesn't.
3) Kids on mic giving orders.
"YEAH!!! LETS GO LEFT GUYS COMMON!!! HEY!!! WHY ARE U ALL YOU GOING THAT WAY!!! WTF OMG NOOO I DIED AGAIN???? SQUEEK SQUEEK!!!"
IF YOU ARE UNDER 14 DO NOT USE YOUR MIC. THANK YOU.
4) Crap Names.
You must have a huge dick Mr. ¶®$7µ\/¶)(¥2!
Sorry, how do you pronounce that again?
Wow, your name looks like the Arabic punctuation character set, fantastic.
And ~~~NEO~~~, I want your babies! Congratulations, you've just won the most unoriginal name ever contest. (And that goes for all you Agent Smiths as well.)
5) Insane Clan Tags.
LOL. Do you really ever expect to get anywhere when your clan tag is:
|||~-=[{xXx:: NAME HERE ::xXx}]=-~|||
I mean, common, it just looks stupid.
6) Pretending.
E.G.
“damn I’m playing crap today. ;(“
“I have to go see my GF now”
“lawls I AM teh drunK!! Ehegee”
“Im stoned. ;-)”
No you’re not. And if you are, WE DON’T CARE. Seriously, why do you think that pretending you can’t take your drink, or that you have a narcotics addiction makes you look cool? And GF stands for Girl Friend, not Right Hand.
Ok, I'm done now.
(Note: This post is mostly in jest, so don’t take it too seriously)
Last edited by SpYd3r on 02-07-2005 at 06:23 AM