You know you've been playing too much when........

[FozzyBear]

Friend of mine, (*SSP*)Barr some of you may know him, posted this in our forums.

TOOO damn funny not to share.


you know you've been playing too much when...

i'm at a buddy's party and a bunch of us are in the kitchen when i notice my glass of rum is empty. well, i'm at the table, squished up against a wall unable to get to the fridge without about 4 people moving .... so, without even pausing to think (something to do with the black rum), i yell out:

"I NEED A SUPPLY DROP AT THIS LOCATION"

of course, no one gets it, except my girlfriend who gives me this weird look like she's thinking "that's that stupid game isn't it!?!?" ... which leads me to immediately mutter to myself "enemy infantry spotted!" then i realize what i've said (and thought) and i just about piss myself laughing which only makes more people think i've just lost my mind.

good times.

[moldykorn]

I find myself yelling FRAG OUT when I toss things at people.

[Bonez]

roger that all the time

best one to get a crowd to move is say grenade.

[MotherGoose]

I hear ya. I know i've played to much...

I was getting some lunch the other day, and happened to be near a construction site(OMG). When i reolize how close to the construction site i am, i run for cover behind the nearest car, and try to radio "enemy troops, spotted".
Those damn construction sites, make me nervous. :crazy: :ban_dance01:

[Father Goose]

Well, Mother Goose and I have a serious fear of cranes.

And at work, we use "Negative" on the radio, but I find myself saying it in that kind of smug, sarcastic way he says it in the game:

"I need a ride!"
"Negative..."

Soon I'll cut a hole in the top of my Subaru and mount a .50 up there.

[MotherGoose]

Can't wait. You driving around town, with me sticking out the top of your subaru, shooting at everything and hitting nothing. Good times.

[redish16]

Roger that has made into my everyday vocabulary.

My boss was walking towards me today and I kept looking for the tag over his head to tell me what team he was on.

That and I keep waiting for the crosshairs to appear in front of me when I am at the gun range. :hehehe:

[TrinitronX]

I always seem to run around uncontrollably saying "first aid here!" and tossing bandaids at people.

[GroovyDude]

I always seem to run around uncontrollably saying "first aid here!" and tossing bandaids at people.

As long as you don't accidentally toss a grenade, I think you'll be fine.

[TrinitronX]

I always seem to run around uncontrollably saying "first aid here!" and tossing bandaids at people.

As long as you don't accidentally toss a grenade, I think you'll be fine.

:hehehe: :lol:
nice one :thumbsup:
i'll try to not let that happen anymore... after that one time... :rdo: ... um.. let's just pretend that never happened... good thing it didn't show up on the news :tongue:

[Father Goose]

To hijack a leeetle bit- mistakes like the grenade/med kit are what keep me laughing in these games, because of how un-"real life" they are.

Just imagine a combat medic, bullets whizzing over his head, more terrified then he's ever been. But if he can save this one life....he quickly reaches out and shoves a grenade down the guy's throat. Oops! How did that happen? Silly me! I was looking for bandaids.

More on-topic- I have always gotten sucked into games. When I played Doom (my first FPS!) I remember going on a date with my girlfriend and while in the theater I noticed that one section of the curtains was a different color- I thought, "Aha! Secret panel! Or maybe one of them little rooms filled with monsters and health..."

[LeakyNavel]

When i get into map making mode. I look at stuff and think how i can add that to my maps. This is how I came to make a CS map of the place where I work. Funny thing was that after I made the map I never played on it. It was too wierd.

[[W33T] JimmytehHand8]

I remember the last time I played Football with my friends someone on my team tripped me up and caused me to fumble the ball and I got up yelling you TKing SOB

[SnaKe]

This is ture.
When I first started playing BF42/DCF and was really into it. One night I had this dream that my wife's, ahhh, certin parts were flags and I had to capture them. I'm not kidding this really happened.

Now that's hardcore!!! :rockon:

[GorroXXII]

This is ture.
When I first started playing BF42/DCF and was really into it. One night I had this dream that my wife's, ahhh, certin parts were flags and I had to capture them. I'm not kidding this really happened.

Now that's hardcore!!! :rockon:

:crazy: :jester:

You know you play too much BF2 when you kick your co-worker for being an asshat...(admin Joke) :hehehe:

[DinkyPoopStick]

I forget who it was but someone went on vacation to the beach and he said while walking down the beach his little kid was running around yelling "Get Ammo Here!!" "Get Ammo Here!!"
I thought that was great. If whom ever that was is reading this, tell that story again. :)

[[W33T]DarknessWithin]

It was me. Yeah, on the beach at night my son was running around yelling at the top of his lungs: "Get ammo: here! Get first aid: here!" Then he got strange and said stuff like "Get popp: here!"

Ah, the life of a kid.

DW