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http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/more/08/05/sex.sports.murder.ap/index.html?cnn=yes


PANAMA CITY, Fla. (AP) -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."

[wihadmin]

Did you guys read about the High School football coach that licks the bloody wounds from his players? SICK! :yuck:

[GorroXXII]

Did you guys read about the High School football coach that licks the bloody wounds from his players? SICK! :yuck:

You know Drayu is a H.S. Football coach :crazy: Coincidence... I THINK NOT... Just kidding, you guys find all this sick crap :yuck:

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Lemonade stand dispute ends with 'merger'
Associated Press

SALEM, Mass. — A dispute between two boys hawking lemonade and a rival vendor who forced police to shut down their unlicensed stand was resolved Wednesday after the mayor orchestrated what he called "a corporate merger."

Mayor Stanley Usovicz said sausage stand owner Kevin Kefalas agreed to allow Dominic Serino, 9, and Ryan Decker, 11, to operate as subcontractors under his vending license following an impromptu outdoor meeting initiated by Usovicz.

The agreement expires when school starts.

Kefalas' employee, Jarrod Crowley(What An *******) , reported the boys to police Saturday, saying their stand was affecting his business, which also sells lemonade. He said he didn't want the stand closed, just moved farther away.

But without a $2,200 vendor's license, the police were forced to shut it down.

Crowley said he's endured his share of icy stares since the incident.

Ryan Decker's mother, Angela, said the boys started selling their powder-based brew last summer and made a "killing" — $130.

[DinkyPoopStick]

Did you guys read about the High School football coach that licks the bloody wounds from his players? SICK! :yuck:
ACK ACK ACK ACK :yuck: :puke:
OFF TOPIC OFF TOPIC......
LOCK LOCK LOCK

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Package on bus turns out to be whoopee cushion
Reuters News Service

SYDNEY, Australia - An Australian bus driver who called police after he found a package on his bus which emitted a strange sound when touched was left red-faced when it turned out to be a novelty store cushion.

Just two weeks ago Sydney, Australia's largest city, adopted a New York-style "If you see something, say something" counter-terrorism campaign urging people to report unattended bags or suspicious activity around public transport.

The driver found the package on the rear seat of his bus after completing his route around the Sydney beachside of Coogee Sunday. Fearing it could be an explosive device of some kind, he called the police.

"It was an unattended item, emitting a popping sound," a police spokesman said.

"Just as a precautionary measure, police went and investigated. It's a whoopee cushion," he said.

Ok who left this on the Bus

[MajorPayne]

Me and my cousin set up a watermelon stand one time when we were like 8, but a public official drove up and told us to take it all down within an hour or we would get a fine, WE WERE 8 FACKIN YEARS OLD, what an asshat.

[wihadmin]

Did you guys read about the High School football coach that licks the bloody wounds from his players? SICK! :yuck:
ACK ACK ACK ACK :yuck: :puke:
OFF TOPIC OFF TOPIC......
LOCK LOCK LOCK

3 words: Above. The. Law.

hahaha! :flipoff:

[DinkyPoopStick]

Did you guys read about the High School football coach that licks the bloody wounds from his players? SICK! :yuck:
ACK ACK ACK ACK :yuck: :puke:
OFF TOPIC OFF TOPIC......
LOCK LOCK LOCK

3 words: Above. The. Law.

hahaha! :flipoff:
ROFLOL

[ICEPICK]

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-08-05T143851Z_01_N04160441_RTRIDST_0_ODD-CRIME-AIRLINE-DC.XML

Well Thats giving Someone the Finger :upyours:

BOSTON (Reuters) - A business executive was sentenced on Thursday to seven years in prison for sexually assaulting a sleeping woman seated next to him on a Delta Air Lines flight from Dallas to Boston.

A statement from the U.S. Attorney for Massachusetts said that on April 5, Deepak Jahagirdar, 55, laid a blanket over the 22-year-old woman who was returning from a vacation, unfastened her seat belt, unbuttoned her pants and assaulted her by touching her genitals.

"The woman immediately pulled Jahagirdar's hand from her pants and fled to the rear of the aircraft where she reported the assault to the flight crew," it said.

The crew alerted four U.S. Secret Service Agents who were on board the flight, returning from an assignment in Texas.

The plane was met by state police in Boston but Jahagirdar briefly tried to escape by trying to flee in the walkway between the plane and the airport.

Skin cells taken from Jahagirdar, an Arizona man whom authorities said did not know the woman, showed a "significant quantity of the victim's DNA was present on his hands" after the incident, the statement said.

After his release, Jahagirdar must pay a $25,000 fine and be supervised by authorities for two years.

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http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-08-08T150326Z_01_L08225138_RTRIDST_0_ODD-ITALY-WIFE-DC.XML

A guy with some explaining to do...

ROME (Reuters) - A Macedonian man left his wife at an Italian service station and only realized he had driven off without her six hours later, news agency Ansa said Monday.

The couple, who were traveling with their 4-year-old daughter, pulled over for gas in the coastal city of Pesaro as they were heading back to their home to Germany.

After filling the tank, the husband drove away -- without noticing that his 30-year-old wife had got out of the car to go to the toilet.

The woman, who had no money or documents with her, contacted the police who eventually traced her husband to Milan, some 210 miles north of Pesaro, Ansa said.

The husband told police he hadn't missed his wife because she always sat in the back of the car with their daughter.

[GorroXXII]

I saw this, and on behalf of Ice, thought I would post...

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/4813638/detail.html

Getting Medieval!

ROYAL OAK, Mich. -- Officers used a stun gun to take a Michigan man into custody after he attempted to fight them off with medieval weaponry, according to police.

Police said Robert McClain sped away from the scene of a car crash in Royal Oak Wednesday night. When officers went to his home, McClain was apparently in the basement and prepared to keep officers at bay with a 4-foot sword and a large mallet.

"One of the statements that he made is that, 'I got 1,000 years of power. Come and get me,'" said Deputy Chief Chris Jahnke, of the Royal Oak Police Department. "And they looked down and he has this metal chain (and a) mesh guard (or) vest on, along with these leather gauntlets on his arms."

After dodging swords, chains and the mallet -- which were being thrown up from the basement -- officers used a stun gun to subdue McClain and arrest him, reported Detroit TV station WDIV.

McClain was charged Thursday with assault.

If convicted, he could face up to five years in prison.

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I will come home as soon as you pull my joystick from my cold dead hands!!!!!!!



http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-08-09T171158Z_01_SEO177834_RTRIDST_0_ODD-KOREA-GAMES-DC.XML



SEOUL (Reuters) - A South Korean man who played computer games for 50 hours almost non-stop died of heart failure minutes after finishing his mammoth session in an Internet cafe, authorities said Tuesday.

The 28-year-old man, identified only by his family name Lee, had been playing on-line battle simulation games at the cybercafe in the southeastern city of Taegu, police said.

Lee had planted himself in front of a computer monitor to play on-line games on Aug. 3. He only left the spot over the next three days to go to the toilet and take brief naps on a makeshift bed, they said.

"We presume the cause of death was heart failure stemming from exhaustion," a Taegu provincial police official said by telephone.

Lee had recently quit his job to spend more time playing games, the daily JoongAng Ilbo reported after interviewing former work colleagues and staff at the Internet cafe.

After he failed to return home, Lee's mother asked his former colleagues to find him. When they reached the cafe, Lee said he would finish the game and then go home, the paper reported.

He died a few minutes later, it said.

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Police seek diaper-clad man who pesters women

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-08-15T174345Z_01_EIC563823_RTRIDST_0_ODD-NAPPY-DC.XML




LONDON (Reuters) - UK police said Monday they were searching for a man wearing just a diaper, who approaches women late at night and asks: "Are there any baby changing facilities around here?"

Cleveland police in northeast England said the latest incident occurred around 11 p.m. Sunday when he surprised a women walking her dog in a play area in Eaglescliffe, near Middlesbrough.

Police said no one had been assaulted by the man but described his behavior as bizarre and a cause for concern.

"There have been several reports of him having been seen in Eaglescliffe dressed only in a nappy and we are keen to trace him and speak to him," police said.

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How do you tell if a Bovine is in a Drug induced Stupor?


MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russia's long winter will just fly by for a herd of Russian cows which, a newspaper reported on Tuesday, will be fed confiscated marijuana over the cold months.

Drug workers said they adopted the unusual form of animal husbandry after they were forced to destroy the sunflowers and maize crops that the 40 tonnes of marijuana had been planted among, Novye Izvestia daily reported.

"There is simply no other way out. You see, the fields are planted with feed crops and if we remove it all the cows will have nothing to eat," a Federal Drugs Control Service spokeswoman for the Urals region of Sverdlovsk told the paper.

"I don't know what the milk will be like after this."

Drug use in Russia took off with the decline of the Soviet Union and police have been fighting drug smugglers -- often shipping heroin from Afghanistan -- for years.

Such large hauls are relatively common, although they are normally burned.

[wihadmin]

Nice! Cows on marijuana!