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Ragan
02-07-2011, 06:47 AM
Here I sit waiting on my flight to my Honeymoon. As I sit here, still feeling the effects from my Bachelor party, I look fondly on the culmination of the afore mentioned evening.

I do not drink. That is not to say I havn't drank before and nor do I look down on those who do. But I have always had a problem with excess and as such I stopped a few years ago. So my "friends" start me off with beers for lunch at noon and continue to more beers and three shots of various liquer at a bar during several bad games of darts. It shouldn't be hard for anyone here to imagine that I was hammered by 3:00 pm. We then drove to another city for a cool down period (i.e. a movie) then proceded to a restaurant known as the Tilted Kilt. Think Hooters but in plaid. Good drunk food followed by my friends asking the waitress to bring me a shot, her choice. She turns to me and says, "I'm gunna fuck with you." Result is a shot called three wise men. I was not happy about that one but in best groom fashion, I downed it and we then proceeded to the final location of the night.

I have been to strip clubs in the past. They are fun diversions but I usually am going to celebrate for someone else. Well gentlemen (and the possible lady) I found the one strip club that I would live for in exchange for my ever lasting soul. If you happen to find yourself in Birmingham AL and need some company I recommend the Furnace. I can't even begin to describe the girl I had for a private show.

Enjoy yourselves and remember, if I get divorced, I shall be quickly found. :dgrin:

Drayu
02-07-2011, 07:30 AM
LoL!!

kilroy0097
02-07-2011, 09:13 AM
Nice! Enjoy your Honeymoon!

Crotch-Rot
02-07-2011, 09:46 AM
Sorry that you got married, but congrats on a cool vacation! :)

papasan9
02-07-2011, 12:15 PM
Sorry that you got married, but congrats on a cool vacation! :)

Ditto. The furnace.... Copy that


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antigen
02-07-2011, 06:27 PM
Ummm, I don't know about you guys, but I don't trust anyone recommending strip clubs during or after a drinking binge.


Through beer goggles she looked like this:

http://www.hotlaceybrooks.com/wp-content/images/2010/sep/pinkb01.jpg

But she could have looked like this in real life:

http://www.offbeatearth.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/fat-woman-zipping-up-pants-2.jpg

... jus' sayin' ...

Shadowryche
02-07-2011, 06:59 PM
Ummm, I don't know about you guys, but I don't trust anyone recommending strip clubs during or after a drinking binge.


Through beer goggles she looked like this:

http://www.hotlaceybrooks.com/wp-content/images/2010/sep/pinkb01.jpg

But she could have looked like this in real life:

http://www.offbeatearth.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/fat-woman-zipping-up-pants-2.jpg

... jus' sayin' ...

Especially in Alabama.

SnaKe
02-07-2011, 08:05 PM
Sounds like a night to remember Ragan. :cheers:

Congratz and enjoy your honeymoon! :spank: