More BF2 tips

[LeakyNavel]

check this out.
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3097

[The_Professor]

LMAO! The sad thing is some nooob will probably read it and agree with most of that crap. :hehehe:

[Coyo7e]

Thats some funny stuff, but I do get tired of people crying about certain things. Like crashing in a chopper with a noob pilot. I in fact do think the best way to learn is to fly online. The only reason most people cant fly is they dont get any practice, witch is becouse they dont want people to cry and whine to em about it. I say if you want to learn how to fly dont be afraid to grab a chopper just becouse someone might give grief for it, go for it. Flying choppers gets pretty easy if you are willing to put up with a little grief.

[Ramis]

Oh god, that was hilarious. :D

I didn't even see that and im a member of SA forums.

[DinkyPoopStick]

that was funny as hell

[dbodenheim]

My two favorites:


Clans are awesome, they're like online gangs of tough guys and the token 40-year old suspicious man with a wife and kids who plays solely to escape the harsh and bitter reality of his own failed life. All the good players are in clans! You ain't shit until you've joined a clan and put their magical initials both before and after your name, right after attending a two hour IRC clan meeting regarding the best positions for a sniper on the "Strike at Karkand" map. Ideally, you can put their letters in the middle of your name as well, so if you joined clan "Bad Azz Killaz," and your online name is "Flapjacks," your BF2 name would appear as "-=BaK=- Flap{[BaK]}Jacks //BaK\." If only there was some way to insert animated gifs of spinning skulls and tiny explosions into your name... life would be perfect!


and


Employ Complex, Advanced Blackhawk Flag Capture Strategies! - Learn to take advantage of the impressive battle tactic known as "flag skipping," where you fly a transport chopper from one flag to the next, capturing them and instantly moving to the next. Don't bother shooting any targets you might see on the ground or following any orders that your squad leader issues; that will just slow you down! If you're piloting as a squad leader, ignore all orders the commander issues, because he's an idiot and has no idea how to play. The goal of BF2 is to take as many capture points as possible while avoiding any form of teamwork, so how could there possibly be anything wrong with flag skipping? It's a great, quick way to rack up points, and as everybody knows, the only reason we were all put on the planet Earth was to earn the most points in Battlefield 2. When your team loses by 100 tickets, you can triumphantly gloat in the fact that you earned more points than God himself. Also, if you're piloting the chopper, make sure to choose the sniper class because they're the best pilots (they have hay and shit glued to their faces).

[Ramis]

Also, if you're piloting the chopper, make sure to choose the sniper class because they're the best pilots (they have hay and shit glued to their faces).

:LolLolLolLol:

[Barumpus]

Also, if you're piloting the chopper, make sure to choose the sniper class because they're the best pilots (they have hay and shit glued to their faces).

That's the reason I can't fly a WhoreHawk! Here goes my score. Leader board here I come! :hump:

[LordBeer]

Oh man I check that site daily and the first I hear about that article is in the WiH forums. Good stuff there. Thank you for posting the link LeakyNavel.

[TravMo]

Wow, I learned everything I know from this topic... Thanx guys, hope to see yall soon in game. :sniper: heh

[TrinitronX]

ah... somethingawful is so hilarious. If I weren't too lazy to read some of the really long posts they have, then I would go there more often :P

[Merlinex]

Good read!

Now for the -HiJack-

I in fact do think the best way to learn is to fly online. The only reason most people cant fly is they dont get any practice, witch is becouse they dont want people to cry and whine to em about it. I say if you want to learn how to fly dont be afraid to grab a chopper just becouse someone might give grief for it, go for it. Flying choppers gets pretty easy if you are willing to put up with a little grief.

I'm sorry I disagree here. When the game first came out, my roommate and I just played on empty servers or local lans just to play *Follow the leader* in choppers. My first online experience flying I had someone saying I was an awesome pilot.

Anyone who spends a few hours practicing in single player mode or on a low populated server will be yards ahead of the game then jumping online on a server like WiH and jumping in the pilot seat.

I agree though on one part, I got over the whole bitching about it after day 2. Some people do put too much effort into just complaining the whole time, just move on and play.

[wihadmin]

locked bc of hijacking. Please start new thread.

Thanks!