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FiLTHY_SNiPER
08-06-2010, 04:28 PM
A hilarious synopsis of this "classic"

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/zardoz/

:D


http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/zardoz/zardoz05.jpg

antigen
08-06-2010, 07:12 PM
Wow.. it's like a 70's, gay Barbarella

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/zardoz/zardoz06.gif

kilroy0097
08-07-2010, 08:21 AM
Not his best choice of movies. Much like Highlander 2. I like to forget about these things.

LordBeer
08-07-2010, 03:28 PM
I am a big fan of this one.. Sean Connery as the last man in the world who can get a woody. The big giant head that vomits guns. Women being treated like a shot put. Good stuff here.

I bust this movie out for "Stupid Movie Night" often with friends. They'll always do a double take during the giant head's speech. "The Gun is Good. The Penis is Evil" :thumbsup:

FiLTHY_SNiPER
08-09-2010, 09:34 PM
I just remember seeing some of this on TV when i was younger and vowing never to watch it again

LordBeer
08-09-2010, 10:30 PM
I just remember seeing some of this on TV when i was younger and vowing never to watch it again

Dude you missed out. Everyone woman in the village gets with Sean Connery. They call it touch teaching. He learns all of earth history/science/art while boning about 15 girls. So you missed out on A LOT of naked women. :thumbsup: That whole scene is on par with how bizarre the rest of it is.

JustMeBF2
08-09-2010, 10:37 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070948/combined

OMG you can actually buy this movie.

http://www.amazon.com/Zardoz-Sean-Connery/dp/B000059HAE


Netflix has it also

SnaKe
08-10-2010, 07:54 PM
Hit has a lot of titty shots. How bad can it be.... :hehehe:

antigen
08-10-2010, 09:28 PM
I am afraid that a movie like this could make me forever frightened of breasts... DO NOT WANT!!!