atomicbob
07-27-2005, 10:19 PM
ROBERTS PROMISES STRICTER CONTROLS ON FOUR-YEAR-OLD SON
Child's Rampage on BF2 Prompts Nominee's Conservative Stance
John G. Roberts, President Bush's nominee for the United States Supreme Court, said today that if confirmed to the nation's highest court he would support stricter controls on his four-year-old son, Jack, two days after the mischievous tyke led admin on a manhunt through is actions on WiH/BF2, a highly proclaimed new video game and global leading server.
The first hint of trouble involving the younger Mr. Roberts came during the president's introduction of his nominee to the press on Tuesday, when four-year-old Jack broke free from his mother and logged into WiH. He then proceeded to wreak havoc on many fronts, pissing off the likes of SSP Redy, Jeff fron HR, Groovydude, DemonEyes and many others. He was teamkilling for vehicles and many other heinous, unforgivable crimes.
But matters took a decided turn for the worse moments after the event, when Jack somehow eluded the security detail and commandeered a Secret Service Hummer parked outside the White House, and ran over many Secret Service agents including the always aggrevated Monos....
The irrepressible four-year-old then led the Washington, D.C. police on a high-speed chase which ended at a Toys 'R' Us in Alexandria, Virginia, where he was finally subdued.
At a press conference following young Mr. Roberts' rampage, Judge Roberts revealed his conservative bent, telling reporters, "According to my reading of the constitution, the framers would have approved putting a shorter leash on my son, and that spirit will inform my decisions going forward. That little beeotch is grounded until further notice."
But at the White House, insiders worried that young Jack Roberts could prove to be more of a headache to the president than he is worth.
"The last thing this administration needs is another loose cannon," one insider said. "Karl Rove is enough."
Elsewhere, a judge permitted the release of Colin Farrell's sex tape, arguing that no one would see it because it stars Colin Farrell.
Child's Rampage on BF2 Prompts Nominee's Conservative Stance
John G. Roberts, President Bush's nominee for the United States Supreme Court, said today that if confirmed to the nation's highest court he would support stricter controls on his four-year-old son, Jack, two days after the mischievous tyke led admin on a manhunt through is actions on WiH/BF2, a highly proclaimed new video game and global leading server.
The first hint of trouble involving the younger Mr. Roberts came during the president's introduction of his nominee to the press on Tuesday, when four-year-old Jack broke free from his mother and logged into WiH. He then proceeded to wreak havoc on many fronts, pissing off the likes of SSP Redy, Jeff fron HR, Groovydude, DemonEyes and many others. He was teamkilling for vehicles and many other heinous, unforgivable crimes.
But matters took a decided turn for the worse moments after the event, when Jack somehow eluded the security detail and commandeered a Secret Service Hummer parked outside the White House, and ran over many Secret Service agents including the always aggrevated Monos....
The irrepressible four-year-old then led the Washington, D.C. police on a high-speed chase which ended at a Toys 'R' Us in Alexandria, Virginia, where he was finally subdued.
At a press conference following young Mr. Roberts' rampage, Judge Roberts revealed his conservative bent, telling reporters, "According to my reading of the constitution, the framers would have approved putting a shorter leash on my son, and that spirit will inform my decisions going forward. That little beeotch is grounded until further notice."
But at the White House, insiders worried that young Jack Roberts could prove to be more of a headache to the president than he is worth.
"The last thing this administration needs is another loose cannon," one insider said. "Karl Rove is enough."
Elsewhere, a judge permitted the release of Colin Farrell's sex tape, arguing that no one would see it because it stars Colin Farrell.