I guess I told her!!

[atomicbob]

One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."

I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold
foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban Sunglasses and
stared directly at this nosey neighbor. Then I calmly replied,

"I am. That's why she cuts the grass."

:hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hehehe:

[Paul30]

O !!! MY!!! GOD!!!! this just made my day...

Thx.... :thumbsup:

[Saur]

I don't get it.... :dunno:

<3 Saur

[SoReal]

He should be hung, as in roped to a tree and strung by the neck, but he took it as "He is HUNG" a long dong, and THATS why she's mowing the lawn. :)

[Nelle]

I don't get it.... :dunno:

<3 Saur

LOL Saur!!!!!



That was an AWESOME comeback!! Major props!! :thumbsup:

[Paul30]

I think the fact that Saur got SoReal took the time to explain the size of someones "dong" is brillant...
:crazy: :crazy:

[SoReal]

I didn't explain the size, only the situation. Sorry it's hard for me to comprehend sarcasm by reading text.

[atomicbob]

Is that a burn about a burn?

:D

[Monochrome]

omg bob you're the greatest!

props to bob! :rockon:

[DemonEyes]

A second degree burn? Simply amazing Bob amazing, no wonder you are a WiH superstar. :thumbsup:

[Saur]

Well I do go by the name Saurcastic! in game sometimes :P hehe

<3 Saur

[GroovyDude]

One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.

Keep doing this and you might not have a comeback for next time.... *snip snip*

[FozzyBear]

:hehehe:

[Persephone]

Lol oh thats cold. Making your wife mow the lawn? My husband will be doing all that manual labor stuff. Ill be playing the video games.

[moldykorn]

Gender roles are amazing eh?


I cant stand them.

[atomicbob]

Lol oh thats cold. Making your wife mow the lawn? My husband will be doing all that manual labor stuff. Ill be playing the video games.

Making? No, deary. I LET her mow my lawn.

Everyone has to pay their dues to get what they "want".

:hehehe:

[Multiplex]

Lol oh thats cold. Making your wife mow the lawn? My husband will be doing all that manual labor stuff. Ill be playing the video games.

That's what my ex-wife used to say. I just finished trading her in for a newer model. :)

[snizel_88]

God bless you Bob, you should be the role model for all husbands/future husbands.

[GorroXXII]

Lol oh thats cold. Making your wife mow the lawn? My husband will be doing all that manual labor stuff. Ill be playing the video games.

That's what my ex-wife used to say. I just finished trading her in for a newer model. :)

that is harsh...

[Multiplex]

Lol oh thats cold. Making your wife mow the lawn? My husband will be doing all that manual labor stuff. Ill be playing the video games.

That's what my ex-wife used to say. I just finished trading her in for a newer model. :)

that is harsh...

Yeah, so was her personality. *shrug*

[GroovyDude]

Lol oh thats cold. Making your wife mow the lawn? My husband will be doing all that manual labor stuff. Ill be playing the video games.

Or you can be like me and pay someone to do it. The Florida sun is too hot for mowing. :yuck:

[3S+R311A]

If I marry who I want to marry, cough cough ESTHER cough cough cough>< I will probably be the b*tch. She is very domineering:)cough cough but, I am stupid because I push her away....ANYWAY


I can't believe you actually said that. go EWE~!!!!!!


:jester:

esther>3S+R311A

[Kossori]

Just buy diamonds, get your lawn mowed and then some.

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/607/zalesbj8ga.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[GroovyDude]

Just buy diamonds, get your lawn mowed and then some.

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/607/zalesbj8ga.gif (http://imageshack.us)

That's great. It's from a little unknown show called Family Guy :rockon: