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DinkyPoopStick
03-01-2010, 10:27 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/us_russia_monkey_odd

MOSCOW (Reuters) – A Russian chimpanzee has been sent to rehab by zookeepers to cure the smoking and beer-drinking habits he has picked up, a popular daily reported on Friday. An ex-performer, Zhora became aggressive at his circus and was transferred to a zoo in the southern Russian city of Rostov, where he fathered several baby chimps, learned to draw with markers and picked up his two vices.

"The beer and cigarettes were ruining him. He would pester passers-by for booze," the Komsomolskaya Pravda paper said.

It added he has now been transferred to the city of Kazan, about 500 miles east of Moscow, for rehabilitation treatment.

(Reporting by Tanya Ustinova, writing by Amie Ferris-Rotman)

FiLTHY_SNiPER
03-01-2010, 03:01 PM
Lol, hilarious

And, also kind of sad

SnaKe
03-01-2010, 08:19 PM
:lol:

I'd like to party with that dude! :hehehe:

DinkyPoopStick
03-01-2010, 08:26 PM
As awesome as the smoking and drinking is, the coup de grace is "where he fathered several baby chimps, learned to draw with markers"
Knocking bitches up and .... ummmm drawing with markers???

Satanic
03-01-2010, 08:57 PM
As awesome as the smoking and drinking is, the coup de grace is "where he fathered several baby chimps, learned to draw with markers"
Knocking bitches up and .... ummmm drawing with markers???

lol, yeah, you don't typically see them as being par achievements.

Shadowryche
03-02-2010, 12:21 AM
Think I would pick up smoking and drinking if I fathered "several" children. Oh wait... To late.