Get Fortunate...In bed?

[Persephone]

So one of the things my friends and I do when we get chinese is..we read our fortune cookies at the end of the meal. After you read your fortune no matter what it says you are supposed to put 'in bed' at the end of it. I got chinese yesterday and have two fortunes and I have two from the last time I got chinese so I thought i'd post them.

So..next time you get chinese post your fortunes here!

Your life will be happy and peaceful....In bed.

Your life gains the stability you desire....In bed.

Your wisdom will influence others....In bed.

You will do well to expand your business....In bed.

Edit: Holy crap. I knew I had more. See Im a pack rat and I actually have a box I put my fortunes in since my friends and I started doign this but I thought I lost it. Anyways I found it! So heres some more of my past fortunes...in bed!

You should be able to undertake and complete anything....In bed.

Do not desire what you do not need....In bed.

Among the lucky, you are the chosen one....In bed.

Good clothes open many doors. Go shopping....In bed.

Confucius says: show off always shown up in showdown....In bed.

He who has good health is young....In bed.

Stop searching forever, happiness is just next to you....In bed.

[atomicbob]

Prediction.....

More than a few guys will read this topic.

:jester:

[Persephone]

What can I say Bob? I have a talent for subject titles. :yaya:

[GorroXXII]

Oh well, total let down, was hopin for some pics!!! My daughters do the same thing, and my wife went on a cleaning spree one day and threw em all away, they werenot happy, girls are wierd/nutz :nuts:

[zilong]

i was let down too :thumbsdown:

[monos]

funny you should post this because i save the more interesting ones i get and what i have here at my desk at work is as follows

Wealth Awaits you very soon....in bed

You Have an Unusual magnetic personality...in bed

Diligence is the mother of good fortune....in bed

He who is afraid of asking is ashamed of learning....in bed

[moldykorn]

We do that all the time, but I havent eaten Chinese in a long time, so I cant remember any.

Last Oriental food I ate was a Korean\Vietnamese\Thai restaraunt a few months back. Kinda sad.

[The Needle]

Hehe, the only one I have around says:

You will be succesful in all things.... In bed.

Your lucky numbers are 3, 6, 14, 26, 34, 48

[DinkyPoopStick]

ayone see on the news a couple months ago that like 1000+ poeple won the New York State lottery? they did a huge investigation looking into all kinds of scams and everything, then after they interveiwed a bunch of the winners they found out that they were numbers from a batch of fortune cookies that all had the same "lucky numbers."

[Rusty Umbrella]

oh oh oh i had the best fortune cookie ever...

Klazy Kookies have you running around in circles... In bed...

ok what kind of fortune cookie has advertisements for itself inside of it!

[dbodenheim]

My fortune cokkies generally say:

"You suck."

or


"Stop trying pathetically."

[Kossori]

You will be sucessful making wacky inventions...in bed.

and

You are admired for your impeccable tastes...in bed.

[[W33T]DarknessWithin]

My last fortune cookie said "You are a HUGE <ahem> success..."

DW

[Nelle]

Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into a needle.

[MajorPayne]

I havn't had a fortune cookie in ages, but if I did it would probably say...

"your horrible"- in bed

or

"you will never score"-in bed

[monos]

new one from today

All the Troubles you Have Will Pass Quickly....in Bed

[Persephone]

Don't let your limitations overshadow your talents....In bed.

[Kossori]

Don't let your limitations overshadow your talents....In bed.

So, what ARE you limitations and talents...in bed? :hump:

[RiverSteve]

Horoscope:

The Sun and Saturn continue to move through Leo, highlighting your career and your status within the community. - in bed :yaya:

[Phenix]

:yaya:
A cheerful letter or message is on its way to you -in bed
Your virtues are your priceless treasures -in bed
(This hurt my pride in a way) You will be successful someday -in bed
Your heart is a place to draw true happiness -in bed
:yaya:

[Gruthar]

There was an Upright Citizens' Brigade skit on this very subject, where one of the guys keeps pulling fortunes that say stuff like "You are a limp d*** pansy." Anyhow, on that note, my favorite of the fortunes I've gotten reads:

"Listen for the unexpected." (in bed) :jester:

[Tykwer]

i just saw a clip from "Wishful Thinking" where jon stewuart(ehhh...spelling?) and Drew barrymore were eating at a japanese restaurant and jon asks if there's a fortune cookie, she says they're only at chinese restaurants. he says that he adds something to the end of them to make them more interesting. she said "oh yeah, max did the same thing. he added "in bed" to the end of them." then he said he hadnt heard of the one before and she said "then what do you add?" and he said "and then you die" heh.

[Tykwer]

ok so i was too keen on putting in bed on fortunes, but this one is good
"You will become better acquainted with a coworker..." in bed
to bad i dont work :upyours:

[Tykwer]

damn not was, wasn't, was not.
i hate when you write the affirmative instead of the negation or vice versa.

[SoReal]

Triple post LOL

[Tykwer]

yeah, but the first one was from like a month ago and i screwed up on the second one.

[Mad5cout]

I just found the wierdest fortune.... It says:

Persephone, come get to know Mad5cout a lot better..... in bed. :hump:


:rockon:


I am a Naughty Monkey :monkeedance2:

[Nsane]

OMG :yaya: