Mens Room Monologue

[GroovyDude]

This is pretty funny.

http://www.mywasteofbandwidth.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=509

[Kev Kanos]

Pure Genniuss

[Paul30]

That was Brilliant...

[Father Goose]

I would add a category of people to that. Grunters. The guy who grunts like he's giving birth no matter what he's doing. Usually an older guy- comes in, unzips, lets fly and right as he starts, "ungh....ungh....huuuhhhhhh". It makes me crazy. Could be in a stall, could be in a urinal- seriously, going potty does NOT require this much effort.

[ICEPICK]

I would add a category of people to that. Grunters. The guy who grunts like he's giving birth no matter what he's doing. Usually an older guy- comes in, unzips, lets fly and right as he starts, "ungh....ungh....huuuhhhhhh". It makes me crazy. Could be in a stall, could be in a urinal- seriously, going potty does NOT require this much effort.


it does if your an older............. lol

[Mad5cout]

Dude... Its called kidney stones. If you were trying to pass a little pebble out of your dinky wang, you would grunt too. Although, I must agree, kind of distracting.

I will also add the "Farts with no inhibition" people. The ones who let the hugest fart out once they get their urinal. Like, "OH, now no one will be able to smell it!!! You're standing at a urinal... WHOOOOMP!!!"

Thanks, farting with no inhibition or remorse people...

[Phenix]

Dude... Its called kidney stones. If you were trying to pass a little pebble out of your dinky wang, you would grunt too. Although, I must agree, kind of distracting.

I will also add the "Farts with no inhibition" people. The ones who let the hugest fart out once they get their urinal. Like, "OH, now no one will be able to smell it!!! You're standing at a urinal... WHOOOOMP!!!"

Thanks, farting with no inhibition or remorse people...

It's a restroom, I'd say its better for them to release their gases in there rather than next to you at a restaurant while your taking a nice whiff of your t-bone and notice that a steak shouldn't smell like arse.. :hehehe:

[Mad5cout]

Its not so much that they fart, its HOW they do it. They just rip ass in your face and then like sniff as if nothing happened. Apparently I have just offended one of those people..... :yuck:

[Phenix]

Its not so much that they fart, its HOW they do it. They just rip ass in your face and then like sniff as if nothing happened. Apparently I have just offended one of those people..... :yuck:

LOL! Rip ass in your face!! You must have walked into some bad rest stops or your a small person. :hehehe:

Anyways, I noticed that they left out something and this is what I hate, I walk in a stall and see a huge brown water log sitting either in or OUT of the toilet :yuck:

[GorroXXII]

Its not so much that they fart, its HOW they do it. They just rip ass in your face and then like sniff as if nothing happened. Apparently I have just offended one of those people..... :yuck:

LOL! Rip ass in your face!! You must have walked into some bad rest stops or your a small person. :hehehe:

Anyways, I noticed that they left out something and this is what I hate, I walk in a stall and see a huge brown water log sitting either in or OUT of the toilet :yuck:

Dude... That is just wrong... :yuck:

[Kev Kanos]

Its not so much that they fart, its HOW they do it. They just rip ass in your face and then like sniff as if nothing happened. Apparently I have just offended one of those people..... :yuck:

LOL! Rip ass in your face!! You must have walked into some bad rest stops or your a small person. :hehehe:

Anyways, I noticed that they left out something and this is what I hate, I walk in a stall and see a huge brown water log sitting either in or OUT of the toilet :yuck:

Dude... That is just wrong... :yuck:

It is only too true. My grandpa owned a portable toilet company since I was 6 and I worked for it for 10 years. I hate finding those things outside of the toilet. GROSS.

[atomicbob]

That would be a crappy job. :hehehe:

Sorry, I couldn't help it.

Better than this one though.....I think I would rather wait and clean it up with a shovel. :yuck:

http://nhjm.net/shit/poop.jpg

[wihadmin]

This thread is so gross, but I can't help but keep reading it. :yuck:

[atomicbob]

I was afraid I was on the edge there. ROFL!!

:hehehe:

[SnaKe]

You never know what will come out on this thread! :hehehe:

[Persephone]

I cant even express how...how..I dont know what the hell this thread is. All I know as I started reading it, it went from..Watching the movie which I enjoyed..

:thumbsup:
:|
:shock:
:crap:
:yuck:
:cry:

Yes by the end of reading this thread I was reduced to tears!

[SnaKe]

Yeah, this thread is starting to smell. :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:
It's making my eyes water too. :nuts:

[wihadmin]

What a piece of shit thread. har har har. :nuts:

[GroovyDude]

Deep down, everyone seems to like some potty humor.

[loopcycle]

Grunters. The guy who grunts like he's giving birth no matter what he's doing. Usually an older guy- comes in, unzips, lets fly and right as he starts, "ungh....ungh....huuuhhhhhh".

LOL these people make me laugh everytime. Gotta keep it quiet tho or they'll think im crazy laughing my ass off in the bathroom.

[monos]

Grunters. The guy who grunts like he's giving birth no matter what he's doing. Usually an older guy- comes in, unzips, lets fly and right as he starts, "ungh....ungh....huuuhhhhhh".

LOL these people make me laugh everytime. Gotta keep it quiet tho or they'll think im crazy laughing my ass off in the bathroom.

remember bill perry loop? god, i leave if i see him enter the restroom or if i walk in and hear him i go somewhere else, you would think that guy is giving birth, in fact my wife did not as much noise as this guy does.

[DinkyPoopStick]

I don't have anything to add, but how can you have a topic like this without DINKYPOOPSTICK?? :dunno: