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[W33T]DarknessWithin
07-20-2005, 11:12 AM
OK. I'm now seriously psychologically disturbed because Bob killed my last night by running me over with an APC. So this is for you Bob. Sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over y a Reindeer":

Darkness got run over by an atomic queer,
Walking behind my squad leader Dinky.
You can say he's got a broken hand-a,
But as for me and Dinky, we don't believe.

Bob had been drinkin' too much and was in a fog,
And we figured he'd just blow.
But we underestimated his dedication,
He was a commander all this time just for show.

He couldn't find a tank for which he was yearnin',
Because of all the other skills he lacks.
I ended up under his APC which made me dead,
And Bob made me feel like a real dicksmack.

Darkness got run over by an atomic queer,
Walking behind my squad leader Dinky.
You can say he's got a broken hand-a,
But as for me and Dinky, we don't believe.

Now his team was so proud of the hick who says "Yee'Haw!",
I hope his hand starts to swell.
See him in the APC I tried to shoot with a SMAW,
Drinkin' beer and causin' the APC to smell.

It should now be a national law.
The back of his head I should be able to smack.
And we just can't help but ponder:
Is this man really on crack?

Darkness got run over by an atomic queer,
Walking behind my squad leader Dinky.
You can say he's got a broken hand-a,
But as for me and Dinky, we don't believe.

Maybe I could cut his network cable,
Me and my good buddy Tig.
Using scissors a blue and silver handle,
I'd cut it in two just like a twig.

I've warned all my squad members with these labors,
Better watch out for those artillery shells.
They should never give him a commander's license,
He'll teamkill you so you might as well just kill yourselves.

Darkness got run over by an atomic queer,
Walking behind my squad leader Dinky.
You can say he's got a broken hand-a,
But as for me and Dinky, we don't believe.

DW

Father Goose
07-20-2005, 11:14 AM
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um...
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wow...
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atomicbob
07-20-2005, 11:35 AM
:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:

That's good stuff!!

P.S. You weren't the only greasy streak on my APC last night.

Persephone
07-20-2005, 11:37 AM
That..must have taken a while..and..a lot of thought..and um..yeah..

O_o...right..

so keep up the good work..I see a Robert Frost in the making in you young padawan..- coughs- :crazy:

DinkyPoopStick
07-20-2005, 12:42 PM
:LolLolLolLol: :rofl:

Bob, Tig, and myself have been have been immortalized in verse. I’m flattered!
:nuts:

[W33T]DarknessWithin
07-20-2005, 01:25 PM
I had to use Tig's name because I couldn't think of anything else that rythmed with "Fig". :)

And you really need to be on BF2 TS for some of that stuff to make sense. :)

I think....

DW

theweightofarms!
07-20-2005, 09:52 PM
wow.

SnaKe
07-20-2005, 10:01 PM
:clap: