moldykorn
07-11-2005, 01:58 AM
Yeah, I found this from a while back. I wanted to delete my other thread but couldnt find the option.
1. Full name: Maerk hünter Tormass(Actually, its Mark Hunter Thomas)
2. Date of birth: September 30th, 1987
3. Gender: MALE
4. Location: ON ME ASS LAWL
5. Ethnicity: uhh.....indian......English......uh......Wales.... yeah..
6. Zodiac sign: LIBRA FOO
7. Reason for taking survey:I felt like doing one randomly. And I liked this one
[GOING DEEPER]
8. If any, name any phobias you have: Drowning.
9. If you could come from any country that wasn't your own, what would it be: I want to be German :(.
10. Do you drink: Yes
11. Do you smoke: Yes and Yes.
12. If so, when did you start smoking: on and off since I was eleven-ish.
13. If any, what drugs have you done: What you kids call pot. And thats all im saying.
14. Are you a junk food person or a healthy eater: Junk
15. Living arrangements: Mom, sister, sisters boyfriend.
16. Name any pets you have: , Three dogs.
17. Siblings: ......Sister...
18. Do you like your school: Meh.
19. What is your favorite class: I hate them all. Though Mr Potters cool.
20. What is your least favorite: English 11 with mrs. Mo'
21. What genre of movie do you prefer: Old time horror movies are grand.
22. What movies from that genre do you like the most:Die hard pwns. So does escape from New York.
23. Are you a gamer: Definately.
24. If so, what games do you play: *looks on desktop* Battlefield(DC,1918,42,CIS) Americas army, Counter strike, Half life 2, Mafia, ET.
25. What music genre do you listen to the most: Punk mostly. Followed up by grindcore.
26. Name some bands/artists you like: buhhhh, the oi scouts happen to be grand. So is dying fetus and pig destroyer.
27. If you could eliminate the existence of one band/artist, which one would you choose: Toby Keith.
28. Are you into self categorization? Im cool. That count?
[FAVORITES]
29. Time of the year: SUMMER!
30. Friend: Store-vin
31. Family member: My cousins kick ass
32. Animal: Donkey
33. Sweet food: SOUR GUMMY WORMS!
34. Savoury food: sstteaaak
35. Spicy food: NONG SHIM KIMCHI NOODLE BOWLS! EASIER THAN RAMEN TO MAKE!
36. Country: Germany
37. Color: dark ass blue.
38. Sitcom: They all suck.
39. Cartoon: I like to singuh, about the moonuh and the juneuh and the springuh. Thats all I can remember from that song, but it was grand.
40. Pastime:Those grand grand shows at toms.
41. Fictional book: Im a fag and like military history.
42. Non-fictional book: Im a fag and like military history.
43. Romance movie: Nein?
44. Sci-fi movie: The Omega Man.
45. Action movie: DIE HARD!
46. Historical drama movie: I was sad when peterson died in the green berets :(.
47. Horror movie: ANY George Romero zombie flick.
48. Swear word: *edited for the lovely people of this forum*
49. Ice-cream flavour: COOKIE DOUGH
50. Clothing brand, if any: Nope.
51. Store: BEST BUYYYY
52. Place to relax: Computer chair.
53. Place to shop: BEST BUYYYY
54. Place to party: Toms\Anarchtica!
[OPINIONS]
55. The War on Terror:*edited for the lovely people of this forum* it.
56. Abortion: Shoot me because im against it.
57. Capital Punishment: Go for it
58. Music/Movie Piracy: *too busy looking at aries to answer*
59. Satanism: HAHA
60. Communism: HAHA
61. Child Abuse: I would whoop a horses ass.
62. Rape: CASTRATION!
63. Taxes: Need to be allocated better.
64. Christmas:PREZZIES!
65. Third World Debt: Deeper problem.
66. Smoking: Id be a hypocrit.
67. The Iraq War & Saddam Hussein: *edited for the lovely people of this forum* both.
68. Censorship: FCC *edited for the lovely people of this forum* OFF
69. National Socialism: Maybe some programs on a local level.
70. Libertarianism:*edited for the lovely people of this forum*it.
71. Republicans: *edited for the lovely people of this forum* them.
72. Democrats: *edited for the lovely people of this forum* them too.
73. Outsourcing:Definately*edited for the lovely people of this forum*the outsourcers.
74. Racism in general: Double *edited for the lovely people of this forum* them.
76. Gay Marriage: WE DONT NEED NO FAGS IN AMERICA.....Just kidding, im all for it.
77. Animal Testing: What about human testing?
[DO YOU BELIEVE IN...]
78. God: Nein
79. A counter-god, or devil:Nein
80. Reincarnation: Shit, I dont know.
81. The Soul: Shit, I dont know.
82. Evolution: Yes.
83. Angels: No.
84. Karma: No.
[SEX]
85. Are you a virgin: Yeah, for the most part.
86. If applicable, did you like your first time: ...
87. Ever given head: HA! Lemme tell you about it.
88. Ever recieved head: Yep.
89. Ever done anal: Nope.
90. Do you watch pornography: Sometimes.
91. How often do you masturbate:Enough.
92. Ever had sex while drunk: Came close when I was hammered.
93. Do you regret any sexual incidents that occurred on your part:Yes.
94. Do you consider yourself sexually attractive: HA!
[LOVE LIFE]
95. Are you in a relationship right now: No
96. Describe your current, or most recent relationship: Was fun, but the breakup situation was terrible.
97. Are you, or have you ever been in love: Yeah.
98. What's your sexual orientation: Straight .
99. Are you, or do you plan on getting married:Yep.
100. Do you believe in soul-mates: Sure.
101. Do you think long-distance love is possible: Too much effort.
102. Could you see yourself being unfaithful: I hope not.
103. What do you notice about the opposite sex first: Eyes.
104. Taller or shorter than you: This ones easy.
105. Ever broken someone's heart: I hope not.
106. Has someone ever broken yours: Yeah.
107. Do/would you have children: YES!
[BAD SIDE]
108. Do you steal, or have you stolen: Yes
109. If so, was it from a store or a person you know:Public Property
110. Have you been intimate with someone else's significant other: No
111. Do you take advantage of other peoples' kindness: No.
112. Have you lied to your parents: Try not to.
113. Do you get jealous easily: Not usually.
114. Do you have a bad temper: Yes.
115. Have you ever made someone cry: Mainly out of anger.
116. Ever physically hurt someone: Yeah.
117. Do you consider yourself racist:HA! *edited for the lovely people of this forum* no.
[THIS OR THAT]
118. Alcohol or Marijuanna: I prefer weed. Though drinking is fun as hell.
119. Coca-Cola or Pepsi: Coke.
120. A quiet evening at home or a wild night out: Wild night!
121. Extreme intelligence or unbelievable beauty: I dont know.
122. A permanent, stable relationship or an insane sex life: INSANE sex life.
123. Christmas without gifts, or Christmas without everything else: Gifts.
124. Rock or Rap: Most rock and rap sucks these days.
125. The ability to fly or the ability to be invisible: INVISIBLE. Then id get arrested.
126. Hearing or seeing: Hearing.
127. Depression or anxiety: Never experienced either. So *edited for the lovely people of this forum* me.
128. Immortality without the ability to die, or mortality: Mortality.
129. Death by freezing, or burning: Freeze.
130. Death by suffocation or being stabbed: Asphyxiation anyday.
131. Lots of acquaintances or a few close friends: Close friends.
132. To be a singer or an actor/actress: Actor.
133. Eternal day or eternal night: I dont know.
134. X-Ray vision or psychic abilities: Psychic abilities.
135. Sweet or savoury: Savoury.
136. To never sleep or to never eat: Never eat.
137. To eat as much as you want or to sleep as much as you want: EAT AS MUCH AS I WANT. I love food.
138. World domination or infinite knowledge of all things: Infinite knowlege. BECAUSE KNOWLEGE IS POWER LAWL!
139. Britney Spears or Christina Aquilera: Theyre both skranks.
140. To enslave or to be enslaved: Enslave.
141. Resort to cannibalism or to die: Cannibalism
[THE LAST]
142. Person you talked to: Mom
143. Person you argued with: Some *edited for the lovely people of this forum* on the bus.
144. Person you hugged: Amy.
145. Person you kissed: Amy.
146. Person you texted: With what phone?
147. Phonecall: Steven earlier.
148. Thing you ate: Macaroni!
149. Thing you drank: Lemonade.
150. Time you showered: Days ago, im really bad about it during the summer.
151. Time you told someone you loved them: A lon gtime ago
152. Time someone said they loved you: a long time ago
153. Time you laughed: When I read what used to be here(Im updating it)
154. Time you vomited: When I got shitfaced on absinthe a few weeks ago.
155. Paycheck: Psssh.
156. Time you had sex:Never.
157. TV show you watched: BATTLEFIELD DETECTIVES!
158. Song you listened to: Choking Victim - Apple pie
159. Movie you watched: Starship troopers I think.
[HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CALLED]
160. Bitch: yes
161. Bastard: yes
162. Beautiful: No.
163. Talented: No
164. Liar:Yes
165. Geek: Sometimes
166. Nerd: Yes
167. Loser: Yeah
168. Peculiar: No.
169. Intelligent: Yeah.
170. Skinny: Yeah.
171. Fat: HA!
172. Pretty: No
173. Preppy: No.
174. Goth: A black girl asked me how to join the gothic club. I told her how the fuck should I know?
175. Emo: HA!
176. Grunger: I would probably smack them.
177. Fiend: No.
178. Innovative: Ha, im too lazy to be innovative/
179. Weirdo: Yeah
180. Stupid: Yeah. but it was by a bitch that cant shut her mouth for five seconds so *edited for the lovely people of this forum* her.
181. Retarded: Nope.
182. Annoying: Yeah, but it was by Amy Hall, so I laughed in her face.
188. Freak: Yep
189. Brat: No.
190. Cute: YeS
191. Interesting: Yeah
192. Boring: No
193. Slut:No
194. Whore:
195. *******: Just ask the people on the bus.
196. Ugly: Yeah
197. Disgusting:Nobody believes I shower DAILY(unless its the summer). Fags.
[RANDOM]
198. Tell us the first thing you'd do with a million dollars:Buy a pimp ass computer.
199. Why is the sky blue: Some shit about light refraction and other assorted BS.
200. Do you consider yourself to be romantic: I can be.
201. What's the best thing somebody has ever said about you: I love you.
202. What do you think of P.E.T.A.?: *edited for the lovely people of this forum* them. *edited for the lovely people of this forum*
203. What do you think of South Park: Lame sometimes.
204. Do you like candles: Meh.
205. Do you think people who take ridiculously long surveys are idiots: No.
206. Do you believe men and women are truly equal: From a mental standpoint, yes. On a phsyical standpoint, no. Were made for entirely different things.
207. Do you read books very much: Too fucking much ive been told.
208. Do people consider you to be a bookworm: Yeah
209. Describe your mother: Screams.
210. What's one thing you would change about your body: My *edited for the lovely people of this forum* height, *edited for the lovely people of this forum* damn.
211. Would you kill one child to save the lives of 1000 children: What kind of stupid question is this? Yes.
212. What one thing would a person have to do to deserve death: Rape.
213. The most romantic thing somebody's ever done for you:Nothing/
214. Have you ever skydived: Nope.
215. The world ends and you can only save three people and yourself. Who do you save:Me, Steven, and mcguyver.
216. If you could kick anyone's ass, who would it be: This vegan ******* I know.
217. If you could sleep with anyone in the world, who would it be: Ping Ping the panda.
218. Are you bored of this survey yet: Yep.
Im gonna jam out to ska chords.
1. Full name: Maerk hünter Tormass(Actually, its Mark Hunter Thomas)
2. Date of birth: September 30th, 1987
3. Gender: MALE
4. Location: ON ME ASS LAWL
5. Ethnicity: uhh.....indian......English......uh......Wales.... yeah..
6. Zodiac sign: LIBRA FOO
7. Reason for taking survey:I felt like doing one randomly. And I liked this one
[GOING DEEPER]
8. If any, name any phobias you have: Drowning.
9. If you could come from any country that wasn't your own, what would it be: I want to be German :(.
10. Do you drink: Yes
11. Do you smoke: Yes and Yes.
12. If so, when did you start smoking: on and off since I was eleven-ish.
13. If any, what drugs have you done: What you kids call pot. And thats all im saying.
14. Are you a junk food person or a healthy eater: Junk
15. Living arrangements: Mom, sister, sisters boyfriend.
16. Name any pets you have: , Three dogs.
17. Siblings: ......Sister...
18. Do you like your school: Meh.
19. What is your favorite class: I hate them all. Though Mr Potters cool.
20. What is your least favorite: English 11 with mrs. Mo'
21. What genre of movie do you prefer: Old time horror movies are grand.
22. What movies from that genre do you like the most:Die hard pwns. So does escape from New York.
23. Are you a gamer: Definately.
24. If so, what games do you play: *looks on desktop* Battlefield(DC,1918,42,CIS) Americas army, Counter strike, Half life 2, Mafia, ET.
25. What music genre do you listen to the most: Punk mostly. Followed up by grindcore.
26. Name some bands/artists you like: buhhhh, the oi scouts happen to be grand. So is dying fetus and pig destroyer.
27. If you could eliminate the existence of one band/artist, which one would you choose: Toby Keith.
28. Are you into self categorization? Im cool. That count?
[FAVORITES]
29. Time of the year: SUMMER!
30. Friend: Store-vin
31. Family member: My cousins kick ass
32. Animal: Donkey
33. Sweet food: SOUR GUMMY WORMS!
34. Savoury food: sstteaaak
35. Spicy food: NONG SHIM KIMCHI NOODLE BOWLS! EASIER THAN RAMEN TO MAKE!
36. Country: Germany
37. Color: dark ass blue.
38. Sitcom: They all suck.
39. Cartoon: I like to singuh, about the moonuh and the juneuh and the springuh. Thats all I can remember from that song, but it was grand.
40. Pastime:Those grand grand shows at toms.
41. Fictional book: Im a fag and like military history.
42. Non-fictional book: Im a fag and like military history.
43. Romance movie: Nein?
44. Sci-fi movie: The Omega Man.
45. Action movie: DIE HARD!
46. Historical drama movie: I was sad when peterson died in the green berets :(.
47. Horror movie: ANY George Romero zombie flick.
48. Swear word: *edited for the lovely people of this forum*
49. Ice-cream flavour: COOKIE DOUGH
50. Clothing brand, if any: Nope.
51. Store: BEST BUYYYY
52. Place to relax: Computer chair.
53. Place to shop: BEST BUYYYY
54. Place to party: Toms\Anarchtica!
[OPINIONS]
55. The War on Terror:*edited for the lovely people of this forum* it.
56. Abortion: Shoot me because im against it.
57. Capital Punishment: Go for it
58. Music/Movie Piracy: *too busy looking at aries to answer*
59. Satanism: HAHA
60. Communism: HAHA
61. Child Abuse: I would whoop a horses ass.
62. Rape: CASTRATION!
63. Taxes: Need to be allocated better.
64. Christmas:PREZZIES!
65. Third World Debt: Deeper problem.
66. Smoking: Id be a hypocrit.
67. The Iraq War & Saddam Hussein: *edited for the lovely people of this forum* both.
68. Censorship: FCC *edited for the lovely people of this forum* OFF
69. National Socialism: Maybe some programs on a local level.
70. Libertarianism:*edited for the lovely people of this forum*it.
71. Republicans: *edited for the lovely people of this forum* them.
72. Democrats: *edited for the lovely people of this forum* them too.
73. Outsourcing:Definately*edited for the lovely people of this forum*the outsourcers.
74. Racism in general: Double *edited for the lovely people of this forum* them.
76. Gay Marriage: WE DONT NEED NO FAGS IN AMERICA.....Just kidding, im all for it.
77. Animal Testing: What about human testing?
[DO YOU BELIEVE IN...]
78. God: Nein
79. A counter-god, or devil:Nein
80. Reincarnation: Shit, I dont know.
81. The Soul: Shit, I dont know.
82. Evolution: Yes.
83. Angels: No.
84. Karma: No.
[SEX]
85. Are you a virgin: Yeah, for the most part.
86. If applicable, did you like your first time: ...
87. Ever given head: HA! Lemme tell you about it.
88. Ever recieved head: Yep.
89. Ever done anal: Nope.
90. Do you watch pornography: Sometimes.
91. How often do you masturbate:Enough.
92. Ever had sex while drunk: Came close when I was hammered.
93. Do you regret any sexual incidents that occurred on your part:Yes.
94. Do you consider yourself sexually attractive: HA!
[LOVE LIFE]
95. Are you in a relationship right now: No
96. Describe your current, or most recent relationship: Was fun, but the breakup situation was terrible.
97. Are you, or have you ever been in love: Yeah.
98. What's your sexual orientation: Straight .
99. Are you, or do you plan on getting married:Yep.
100. Do you believe in soul-mates: Sure.
101. Do you think long-distance love is possible: Too much effort.
102. Could you see yourself being unfaithful: I hope not.
103. What do you notice about the opposite sex first: Eyes.
104. Taller or shorter than you: This ones easy.
105. Ever broken someone's heart: I hope not.
106. Has someone ever broken yours: Yeah.
107. Do/would you have children: YES!
[BAD SIDE]
108. Do you steal, or have you stolen: Yes
109. If so, was it from a store or a person you know:Public Property
110. Have you been intimate with someone else's significant other: No
111. Do you take advantage of other peoples' kindness: No.
112. Have you lied to your parents: Try not to.
113. Do you get jealous easily: Not usually.
114. Do you have a bad temper: Yes.
115. Have you ever made someone cry: Mainly out of anger.
116. Ever physically hurt someone: Yeah.
117. Do you consider yourself racist:HA! *edited for the lovely people of this forum* no.
[THIS OR THAT]
118. Alcohol or Marijuanna: I prefer weed. Though drinking is fun as hell.
119. Coca-Cola or Pepsi: Coke.
120. A quiet evening at home or a wild night out: Wild night!
121. Extreme intelligence or unbelievable beauty: I dont know.
122. A permanent, stable relationship or an insane sex life: INSANE sex life.
123. Christmas without gifts, or Christmas without everything else: Gifts.
124. Rock or Rap: Most rock and rap sucks these days.
125. The ability to fly or the ability to be invisible: INVISIBLE. Then id get arrested.
126. Hearing or seeing: Hearing.
127. Depression or anxiety: Never experienced either. So *edited for the lovely people of this forum* me.
128. Immortality without the ability to die, or mortality: Mortality.
129. Death by freezing, or burning: Freeze.
130. Death by suffocation or being stabbed: Asphyxiation anyday.
131. Lots of acquaintances or a few close friends: Close friends.
132. To be a singer or an actor/actress: Actor.
133. Eternal day or eternal night: I dont know.
134. X-Ray vision or psychic abilities: Psychic abilities.
135. Sweet or savoury: Savoury.
136. To never sleep or to never eat: Never eat.
137. To eat as much as you want or to sleep as much as you want: EAT AS MUCH AS I WANT. I love food.
138. World domination or infinite knowledge of all things: Infinite knowlege. BECAUSE KNOWLEGE IS POWER LAWL!
139. Britney Spears or Christina Aquilera: Theyre both skranks.
140. To enslave or to be enslaved: Enslave.
141. Resort to cannibalism or to die: Cannibalism
[THE LAST]
142. Person you talked to: Mom
143. Person you argued with: Some *edited for the lovely people of this forum* on the bus.
144. Person you hugged: Amy.
145. Person you kissed: Amy.
146. Person you texted: With what phone?
147. Phonecall: Steven earlier.
148. Thing you ate: Macaroni!
149. Thing you drank: Lemonade.
150. Time you showered: Days ago, im really bad about it during the summer.
151. Time you told someone you loved them: A lon gtime ago
152. Time someone said they loved you: a long time ago
153. Time you laughed: When I read what used to be here(Im updating it)
154. Time you vomited: When I got shitfaced on absinthe a few weeks ago.
155. Paycheck: Psssh.
156. Time you had sex:Never.
157. TV show you watched: BATTLEFIELD DETECTIVES!
158. Song you listened to: Choking Victim - Apple pie
159. Movie you watched: Starship troopers I think.
[HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CALLED]
160. Bitch: yes
161. Bastard: yes
162. Beautiful: No.
163. Talented: No
164. Liar:Yes
165. Geek: Sometimes
166. Nerd: Yes
167. Loser: Yeah
168. Peculiar: No.
169. Intelligent: Yeah.
170. Skinny: Yeah.
171. Fat: HA!
172. Pretty: No
173. Preppy: No.
174. Goth: A black girl asked me how to join the gothic club. I told her how the fuck should I know?
175. Emo: HA!
176. Grunger: I would probably smack them.
177. Fiend: No.
178. Innovative: Ha, im too lazy to be innovative/
179. Weirdo: Yeah
180. Stupid: Yeah. but it was by a bitch that cant shut her mouth for five seconds so *edited for the lovely people of this forum* her.
181. Retarded: Nope.
182. Annoying: Yeah, but it was by Amy Hall, so I laughed in her face.
188. Freak: Yep
189. Brat: No.
190. Cute: YeS
191. Interesting: Yeah
192. Boring: No
193. Slut:No
194. Whore:
195. *******: Just ask the people on the bus.
196. Ugly: Yeah
197. Disgusting:Nobody believes I shower DAILY(unless its the summer). Fags.
[RANDOM]
198. Tell us the first thing you'd do with a million dollars:Buy a pimp ass computer.
199. Why is the sky blue: Some shit about light refraction and other assorted BS.
200. Do you consider yourself to be romantic: I can be.
201. What's the best thing somebody has ever said about you: I love you.
202. What do you think of P.E.T.A.?: *edited for the lovely people of this forum* them. *edited for the lovely people of this forum*
203. What do you think of South Park: Lame sometimes.
204. Do you like candles: Meh.
205. Do you think people who take ridiculously long surveys are idiots: No.
206. Do you believe men and women are truly equal: From a mental standpoint, yes. On a phsyical standpoint, no. Were made for entirely different things.
207. Do you read books very much: Too fucking much ive been told.
208. Do people consider you to be a bookworm: Yeah
209. Describe your mother: Screams.
210. What's one thing you would change about your body: My *edited for the lovely people of this forum* height, *edited for the lovely people of this forum* damn.
211. Would you kill one child to save the lives of 1000 children: What kind of stupid question is this? Yes.
212. What one thing would a person have to do to deserve death: Rape.
213. The most romantic thing somebody's ever done for you:Nothing/
214. Have you ever skydived: Nope.
215. The world ends and you can only save three people and yourself. Who do you save:Me, Steven, and mcguyver.
216. If you could kick anyone's ass, who would it be: This vegan ******* I know.
217. If you could sleep with anyone in the world, who would it be: Ping Ping the panda.
218. Are you bored of this survey yet: Yep.
Im gonna jam out to ska chords.