nsaneone lives within walking distance.

[moldykorn]

Its crazy. Just found it out.

[Nsane]

yea amazing how that happend he say "never come to chattanooga as a tourist" so living in said town i got mad cuz i thought he was some punk tourist dissin my town, but it turns out he lives here, imagine that :crazy:

[SoReal]

Maybe you two goto school together.. depending on how old you guys are. :crazy:

[p00p]

I used to live less than two hours from Chattanooga.

Only went there once though to Ruby Falls

[Nsane]

Maybe you two goto school together.. depending on how old you guys are. :crazy:
I would if i didn't stop going to public school.

[moldykorn]

That would be crazy. Im going to be a senior this year so im almost out.


Yeah, Ruby Falls is so commercialized its not even funny. Kind of sad. Its a "man made waterfall with christmas lights" as a friend put it from downtown.


I dont know how often your in but im downtown hanging out at Coolige a lot. Who knows, maybe youve seen me at Winn Dixie or something.

[dbodenheim]

http://www.valdosta.edu/~klholton/rflogo.gif

Only 1200 miles..................


Who gets sick of driving up I-75 and seeing this stupid emblem the whole fecking way every half mile. I swear the signs start in Canada in one direction and Miami the other. When you actually get to this piece of shit of a tourist destination you are rewarded with:

http://users.saferinternet.com/wildebeest/Rock%20City%2002.JPG

This Ass- clown. This is Tennessee's version of a bad knock-off icon. I guess its to reward the kids for pestering dad for the last 1000 miles to stop in this shithole. Thats not me in the picture btw. ( im in the suit)[/quote]

[Nsane]

Ok Jeff where do you live, I BET IT SUCKS!!!!! why do people put down my home town?! :wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash: Cant you guys find something other to put down, NO i guees not :wallbash: :wallbash: (sorry but ive lived here much of my life and i cant stand people putting it down)

[Mad5cout]

It just goes to show you that within Chattanooga lies the worst scum of the earth imaginable... :1poke:

[dbodenheim]

http://www.oceanclubonline.com/pics2004/halloween_2004/halloween_2004_23.jpg

Bar chicks...

http://www.funklabrecords.com/imgs%202/03_08_22_Amphitheater/DSC00574.JPG

My favorite club....

http://www.rmlphotography.com/VENUS/4%20Beautiful%20Women.jpg

My roomate and her sorority sisters....

http://pinker.wjh.harvard.edu/photos/cape_cod/images/Longnook%20Beach%20north.jpg

Stepped outside and took this picture for you...


Yah your right it sucks here (TAMPA, FL), Im packing up for Ruby Falls immediatly.

[moldykorn]

Ok Jeff where do you live, I BET IT SUCKS!!!!! why do people put down my home town?! :wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash: Cant you guys find something other to put down, NO i guees not :wallbash: :wallbash: (sorry but ive lived here much of my life and i cant stand people putting it down)


Well, Dalton DOES have a better scene.

Lemme tell you kids a lil story.



So im walking down the road to the 58 mart to get a coke, and a truck drives by. Its the biggest POS ive ever seen, rusty, falling apart, sounds like a clothes washer full of nuts and bolts. Where the bed door(thing that opens in the back, I forgot what its called) is supposed to be, theres a square of plywood, and on that plywood, theres FORD spray painted on it.


Kids with mohawks are an extinct +1 species in Birchwood. Being 6'10 doesnt help with that at all though.

[Nsane]

OH Jeff im sorry I forgot you can ridicule ppls hometowns but heaven forbid we say anything bad about YOUR HOMETOWN excuse me im sorry ill just stand by and let YOU BAD MOUTH THE PLACE IVE LIVED ALMOST ALL MY LIFE!!! YEA GO AHEAD!!!

[Bonez]

So im walking down the road to the 58 mart to get a coke, and a truck drives by. Its the biggest POS ive ever seen, rusty, falling apart, sounds like a clothes washer full of nuts and bolts. Where the bed door(thing that opens in the back, I forgot what its called) is supposed to be, theres a square of plywood, and on that plywood, theres FORD spray painted on it.friends dad got bored and torched the baffling out of the mufflers of his shitty toyota, sounds like a nascar.

there are more then 10 trucks with the beds removed and replaced with homemade ones, not because they want to protect the original ones, because the original ones are rusted and sitting in the persons back yard.

there are 3 houses within a 15 minute walking distance(about 3 - 4 miles) that have either a pile of tires OR a bunch of busted rusted cars in the back yard.

[dbodenheim]

OH Jeff im sorry I forgot you can ridicule ppls hometowns but heaven forbid we say anything bad about YOUR HOMETOWN excuse me im sorry ill just stand by and let YOU BAD MOUTH THE PLACE IVE LIVED ALMOST ALL MY LIFE!!! YEA GO AHEAD!!!


I think your just secretly trying to get Ruby Falls included in the "jeff's no one left behind thread."

If thats not the case then you need to take a prozac because there is nothing wrong with Chatanooga, TN.

Im not particular fond of where I grew up which Is why I joined the Navy when I was 17 and then ended up eventually here in Tampa. Can you imagine Jeff shouting from the top of his lungs how great it is to grow up in Dayton, OH?

http://www.jimspangler.com/dayton%20profile.jpg

We ARE a big city. Yahh Dayton!

http://www.chesterfieldoutdoors.com/reflections/041023PumpkinFestivalGazebo.jpg

Pumpkin Festival 2005!!!!! Party woohoooo!!!!

http://pumpkinfarm.net/images/hayride.jpg

BITCHIN.


So you see, I was just telling you like it is. Ruby Falls sucks. Accept your fate. Join me and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son.

[Nsane]

Ok my bad I thoght you were putting the whole city down. Sorry I kinda got worked up. I'm defensive of this place because I've lived here so long.
Oh and I agree theres not a bigger waste of money in the south than Rock City, but we just added on to the aquarium and are in the process of building up the riverfront (waste of tax money) it was ok the way it was.

[atomicbob]

You are both in heaven compared to Nowata, Ok.

Courthouse is nicest (and biggest) building in town.

http://www.barnfield.net/oklahoma/images/nowata.jpg

One of four way into town....

http://okbridges.wkinsler.com/photos/bridge_verdigris2d.jpg

Aerial view....

http://archive.spaceimaging.com/ikonos/2/kpms/2001/07/browse.101854.crss_sat.0.0.jpg

My house looks kinda like this....

http://www.oznet.ksu.edu/edtech/images/jpglbry/Scenes/Kansas/Country/shack.jpg

But they sell

http://digilander.libero.it/tollevante/Varie/Budweiser-Fronte.jpg

And I have

http://blogimg.goo.ne.jp/user_image/78/f4/7cc51de17e92bafc4869379cebf6f1d2.jpg

So I'm pretty happy.

http://members.aol.com/puppetfx/hillbilly.JPG

[moldykorn]

Pshhhh. Budweisers.......Hmm......Urine water? I think that will suffice.


Be a man, pick up a can of PBR. THEY DRANK IT ON MASH! COME ON!



I dont think the waterfront is really that much of a waste. It will probably appeal to big business and large corporations. Hey, the volunteer site just up the road is getting an automobile plant built.

Hurrah for blue collar jobs!



Have you had a chance to go to the new aquarium? Ive walked around it a lot but havent been inside.

[snizel_88]

Jeff did u take those pics. yourself? if so i hate u :flipoff:
I've been realizing a lot of you guys life in really really tiny towns. (i consider anything under 1 million small and under 500,000 tiny)

[Saur]

Yeah, folks, Nowata's cracktown, usa (no offense bob lol) I had family that lived there for a looooooooooooooooooooong time and I've been in and out of it since i was little. Still though, lots of fond memories. Crawdad fishin' :D

<3 Saur

[LeRoy Boxley]

Im not particular fond of where I grew up which Is why I joined the Navy when I was 17.....

What did you do in the Navy? I'll bet you were an airdale!!!!

I'm a Quartermaster :)

[marcusforealius]

What did you do in the Navy? I'll bet you were an airdale!!!!

Dave never talks about what he did in the navy, but you can read his book!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v729/rbode777/sailor1.jpg

[dbodenheim]

I have to learn photoshop..........thats my real name, your just cruel ryan.

:sniper:

[MajorPayne]

LOL family feuds with 100% less luey Anderson.