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06-15-2005, 05:39 PM
WINNER --- CANNES THREAD FESTIVAL 2005
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WINNER --- SUNDANCE INDEPENDANT THREAD AWARD 2005
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WINNER --- BOLLYWOOD, CALCUTTA INDIAN /PAKISTANI THREAD OF THE YEAR 2005
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Fans: "AAAAaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiEEEEEEEEE EEEEaaaaa!"
No one knows much about the mysterious French Thread director who has suddenly become a common household name. Visionary. A class of his own. EXXCELLENCE. All phrases used to describe the creative genious of Jeff from Human Resources.
http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/dress-up/acc/hats/berret.jpg
-LiT- Jeff- "Leave me alone! I am french! Sacre-bleu!"
One thing we do know is that his threads have left an impact upon the Battlefield community that will forever change the way we play the game. Never in the history of modern-simulated warfare has a topic thread reached such enlightment or extreme artistic acheivment. Or another way we like to say that is, "gone way off course."
Anyhow, whether Jeff is working hard directing:
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-LiT-Jeff: "Aucun vous idiots ! Ce doesnt d'image vont lÃ* ! Fichu Google tout Ã* l'enfer!"
Or is at play:
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-LiT- Jeff: "Je suis simplement sauvage au sujet de Harry ! Et sauvage juste de Harry au sujet de moi !"
We always know we can count on him, to bring us the very best in threads.
And now without further ado, Human Resources classic threads, in association with warishell gaming is proud to prese------------
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"Let's all go to the Lobby! Let's all go to the Lobby! Let's all go to the Lobby! And get ourselves a snack!"
Sorry about that. Human Resources classic threads is proud to present......
Un fil par Jeff des ressources humaines
Unique gauche de Jeff derrière la partie deux
THE BRITS JUMP INTO THE GAME.........
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(SPC) Private Pile: "Right lads! There's our target over there.......the coveted UAV command post!"
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Cleft: "Oy! Its a monstrosity of technical innovation, mate. No wonder they called upon a SAS boys."
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Cleft: "Now that we know where it is......let's take it out chief!"
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(SPC) Private Pile: "Hold up lad! The Queens Territorial Army takes its time with precsion wet-work like this. You know that. Besides, we have to wait for Kemiks to get back from scouting that juicy target. Also, I called back to Squadron Leader Bartlett and asked for a fourth to accompany us on this little jaunt."
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Cleft: "A fourth? How's that bloke gettin' here?"
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(SPC) Private Pile: "Airdrop Mate."
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Cleft: "You mean he's going to soar in like a bird?"
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(SPC) Private Pile: "Thats the idea lad--ahh here he comes now speak of the devil!"
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Cleft: "There somethin you not tellin me about this here bloke? He's not one of them queer fellas is he? I didnt sign em for buggerin'."
(SPC) Private Pile: "Old Danny Boy didnt mention anything. He just said they were sending us the best of the best of the best that the Queen's Territorial Army had to offer. A pure brit SAS man! Quiet anyways, here he comes...and remember "dont ask, dont tell".
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-LiT- Filthy Sniper: "ELLO' MATES!!"
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Cleft: "Who the Fuck are you mate?"
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-LiT- Filthy Sniper: "My name is Chris. And I........................am British!"
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Cleft: "Your a fucking Canadien mate, any blind bloke can see through that shite."
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-LiT- Filthy Sniper: "No, no, no! You see, I properly explained this in a different thread. Everyone called bullshit on me when I claimed my duel heritage, so I set out to prove it to them! And so here I am!.........................mate."
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Cleft: "This is absurd. You even have a Montreal Canadiens jersey on!"
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(SPC) Private Pile: "He makes a good point lad."
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-LiT- Filthy Sniper: "What this thing? This isnt the Montreal Canadiens. No, Its the Manchester United Football Club. Thats what the giant "C" stands for. Club.
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(SPC) Private Pile: " Errr right, hold that thought mate, our point man is back from scouting the coveted UAV command post! Kemiks, ole boy! I take it the scouting was succesful?"
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PNP (Kemiks): "Were in trouble I afraid. Who's the sissy bloke?"
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-LiT- Filthy Sniper: "Is he talking about me?" (sniffle)
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(SPC) Private Pile: "Dont mind the tart Kemiks lad, do go on with your report."
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(PNP) Kemiks: "The command post only appears unguarded. When I got closer I noticed there were litterally hundreds of these laying about. "
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Cleft: "What are they? There so peculiar."
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(PNP) Kemiks: "Mines would be my guess. And very dangerous ones at that. These samples seemed faulty, so I swiped them for your verification."
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(SPC) Private Pile: "New Lass! What do you make of these? Are they mines?"
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-LiT- Filthy Sniper: "Dont ask me, Im British. But, yah, there probably mines."
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(SPC) Private Pile: "Right then lads! Line up and prepare to move out. Will have to get on the horn to HQ, we cant go trampling in there and blowing ourselves up. Its HQ's problem now."
AFTER BURYING THEIR BELOVED MONOS, SQUAD PNP ANXIOUSLY AWAITS THE RETURN OF SQUAD LEADER KOSSORI.................
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(PNP) Killing Agent: "Alright you all, Im ready to make a guess!"
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Persepone: "You cant make a guess! Were not even 2 rounds into the game."
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(PNP) Killing Agent: "whatchootalkinabout' Persepone? I can make a guess! ...............I think it was Mr. Peterson, with Dudley, in the Bike Shop, with the wrench."
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(PNP) Vyrallan: "Who the hell is Mr. Peterson? And let me out of this box."
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Persepone: " Were playing Clue Killing Agent. Not E! True Hollywood stories. Start acting normal like the rest of us."
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(PNP) Vyrallan: "Yah act normal dude! Stop being such a fag!"
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(PNP) Killing Agent: " Alright alright! I didnt have a real guess anyways-------oh shit, Kossori's back! Remember we cant say word one about what happened to Monos. He'll kick our asses and kill us all!"
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Persepone: "Not a word."
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(PNP) Vyrallan: "My lips are sealed."
STUDIO AUDIENCE: "Whooooooooooo! WhoooooHoooooooooooooooooooo!"
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(PNP) Kossori: "Anyone call for a squad leader?"
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(PNP) Vyrallan: "Yah! Weeeeeeee! Kossori's here"
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(PNP) Killing Agent: "My main man! We've been waiting on you!"
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Persepone: "Hello........lover. What kept you?"
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(PNP) Kossori: "I got tied up at the East German border, baby. They'd captured me! But with my smooth voice I was able to charm my way through mobs of Brun-Hilda's, and eventually make my escape! Danke-shane baby!"
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(PNP) Killing Agent: " Well thats just awesome! Still, the East German border is a long ways away, you couldnt of walked. How did you get here so fast?"
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(PNP) Kossori: "Why with this sweet ride young man! Its got a V-8, air-conditioning, mag wheels, and a cassette deck! I havnt figured out what else it can do yet."
BACKGROUND " WELCOME TO ON-STAR."
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(PNP) Kossori: "All that's in the past though! You dig me? We got a flag to capture and the four of us------wait a second. Where's Monos at?
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(PNP) Killing Agent: ".............................................."
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Persepone: "..............................................."
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(PNP) Vyrallan: "Killing Agent did it."
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(PNP) Killing Agent: "WHAT?!? You pink sell-out! That's news to me Kossori, the fact of the matter is he was shot plain and simple, there was nothing we could do to save him. R.I.P. Hot Sack'O Nickels."
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Persepone: "We were pretty sure you'd just kill us if we told you the truth Kossori."
(PNP) Vyrallan: "Yah kill us!"
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(PNP) Kossori: "Well you were right! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! .....nah haha, Monos was an over-rated player anyhow, dont sweat it."
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(PNP) Kossori: "Anyhow team, we've been giving a pretty vital mission. You have until I finish this song to gear up so we can roll out."
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(PNP) Killing Agent: "Ready."
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Persepone: "Ready."
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(PNP) Vyrallan: "I AM REA-DY FOR TERM-I-NA-TING."
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(PNP) Kossori: "Even though I didnt get to sing my song, Im ready to roll out too. Fully camoflaged."
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Persepone: "Hey Vyrallan you look really good!"
(PNP) Vyrallan: "BACK Harlot! Im not SHARE-ing shit anymore!"
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(PNP) Kossori: "Gather around folks and I'll fill you in on the mission. High command has deemed fit to send us into the bowels of hell on maybe the most important mission of the war. It is an evil, foul place where the dead beg for mercy and are given no quarter. The living walk like souless leeches in search of retribution that will never come. Animals are slaughtered, women raped, men brutally murdered as the carnage wastes the land away into a cesspool of misery. Chances are we wont make it back, but it's to save the innocents that we will ourselves into the armpit of the universe, the taint of the Earth."
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ACTION HAS BEEN RESOLVED AT A FLAG!!!!!!!
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Sergei: " Ok EVERYONE want to be in da picture? Evryone Needs to scoot in! That's good Yuri, move in there. Paplov scrunch in there a tad!"
Andres: "Its Yuri's hand! He has put it on my behind again!"
Sergei: "Yuri dont touch his ass."
Yuri: "But he likes it---he tells me this!"
Sergei: "Ok everyone good and ready to go? OK-----------say CHEESE!"
Everyone: "CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sergei: " NO wait! Say---Mayor McCheese!"
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BOOM!!!!
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Rat-a-tat-tat!~~~~Rat-a-tat-tat!!!!!!!!
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=HR= Snake: "TK421 do you copy?"
Radio: " Argh Yuri it hurts! The bitch shot in arrow in my ass!"
=HR= Snake: "TK421 do you copy?"
Radio: "crackle fizz crackle"
=HR= Snake: "........shit, commander aint gonna like this...."
MOMENTS LATER............
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Wihadmin: "and that's it? Thats all you heard? Someone got shot in the ass and then nothing?"
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=HR= Snake: "Yes sir, just that one communication and then the radio went dead. Im sorry, sir. I fear they were destroyed."
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Wihadmin: "ARGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THIS-IS-INSANITY!!!!!!!! Everytime we get close to capturing a flag we blow it!!!! And the worst part is---------we dont even know what the hell were up against!!! Who the hell is killing our forces!!!!!!!!!!!! Who the HELL is KILLING OUR FORCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Wihadmin: "Nevermind. It makes no difference who is behind the killing. I need to think though! What to do........what to do......Ahah! Drayu!!!"
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=HR= Drayu: "YES MY LORD!"
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Wihadmin: "I need you to head down to the-----who is that?....... OH MY GOD! I totally forgot!! Its take your son to work day! Oh jesus, Little Jimmy, I sent him off to school today! He is gonna be so pissed off. He must be the only boy in his class. I wonder how he's taking it right about now?
AT SCHOOL....
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BACK AT HQ.....
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Wihadmin: "Oh Im sure is doing just fine now that I think about it! Whats your name little guy?"
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Drayu's Kid: "SATAN!"
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Wihadmin: "Satan! Well isnt that special? What you know its raining blood in here! Hey Satan, mind if I borrow your daddy for a second?"
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Drayu's Kid: "Not at all! Where are all the bitches at?.....come here yoU!
I COMMAND THEE!"
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New Intern: "oh shit........"
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Wihadmin: "Cute kid you got there! Real cute kid.......Hey listen, Im changing the plan."
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=HR= Drayu: "Oh? What do you have in mind?"
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Wihadmin: "The squads cant seem to be able to take the flags on their own so I want a more hands on approach. Lets send some leadership onto the field, and maybe some armor."
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=HR= Drayu: "Who did you have in mind?"
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Wiladmin: "You!....................haha! just kidding! You know those two idiots down in the copy room?"
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=HR=Drayu: "hehe...yah"
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Wiladmin: "Those two idiots will lead our best troops into battle! Bring them up here!"
A few minutes later, down in the copy room....
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=HR=Crotch-Rot: "Everyboy's Workin for the Weekend!"
=HR=Groovy Dude: "Everybody wants a new romance!"
=HR=Crotch-Rot: "Everybody's goin off the deep end!"
=HR=Groovy Dude: "Everybody needs a second chance! Oh-----"
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=HR= Drayu: ".................................................. ........"
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=HR=Crotch-Rot: ".................................................. ........"
=HR=Groovy Dude:".................................................. ......"
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=HR=Drayu: ".................................................. ............."
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=HR=Crotch-Rot: ".................................................. ......"
=HR=Groovy Dude: ".................................................. ."
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=HR= Drayu: YOU WANT A PIECE OF MY HEART!!!!!
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=HR=Groovy/Crotch: "You better start from the start!"
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=HR= Drayu: YOU WANT TO BE IN THE SHOW?
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=HR=Groovy/Crotch: "Cmon Baby let's go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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CUE CHEESY GUITAR........................
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=HR= Drayu: "Hah! I love that song! Down to business though, the commander would like to see you up stairs. Seems he's chosen you two, to lead a crack squad into the field and straighten things up out there."
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=HR=Crotch-Rot: 'Yes sir!"
=HR=Groovy Dude: "Yes sir!"
A FEW MINUTES LATER IN HQ COMMAND.........
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Wihadmin: "Well I see you two made it up here promptly!"
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=HR=Crotch-Rot: "Yes sir!"
=HR=Groovy Dude: "Yes sir!"
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Wiladmin: "I have specifically tasked you two, to take command of 2 squads of my L33test troops!!! Things have gone so wrong out there its time the hometeam got involved!"
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=HR=Crotch-Rot "Yes sir!"
=HR=GroovyDude "Piece of my heart sir!"
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Wiladmin: "However....................I dont fully trust you two. So, while Drayu went to fetch you, i sent the limo out to fetch a special =HR= war advisor. He is skeelled in all tactics of warfare! He is a master of leading troops into battle!!! He is expert at crushing the enemy beneath his jackboot of DESTRUCTION!"
SAY HELLO TO!!!
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Wiladmin: "Little Jimmy! My 8 year old son! I've taught him everything I know! Your in good hands."
Little Jimmy: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee---is my mike working?"
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=HR=Drayu: "Pssst! You felt like shit for leaving him at school didnt you?"
Wiladmin: "F uckin right I did............God be with you boys!!!"
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=HR= Crotch Rot: "Dude we are so screwed."
=HR= Groovy Dude: Just smile and wave.
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WINNER --- SUNDANCE INDEPENDANT THREAD AWARD 2005
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WINNER --- BOLLYWOOD, CALCUTTA INDIAN /PAKISTANI THREAD OF THE YEAR 2005
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Fans: "AAAAaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiEEEEEEEEE EEEEaaaaa!"
No one knows much about the mysterious French Thread director who has suddenly become a common household name. Visionary. A class of his own. EXXCELLENCE. All phrases used to describe the creative genious of Jeff from Human Resources.
http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/dress-up/acc/hats/berret.jpg
-LiT- Jeff- "Leave me alone! I am french! Sacre-bleu!"
One thing we do know is that his threads have left an impact upon the Battlefield community that will forever change the way we play the game. Never in the history of modern-simulated warfare has a topic thread reached such enlightment or extreme artistic acheivment. Or another way we like to say that is, "gone way off course."
Anyhow, whether Jeff is working hard directing:
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-LiT-Jeff: "Aucun vous idiots ! Ce doesnt d'image vont lÃ* ! Fichu Google tout Ã* l'enfer!"
Or is at play:
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-LiT- Jeff: "Je suis simplement sauvage au sujet de Harry ! Et sauvage juste de Harry au sujet de moi !"
We always know we can count on him, to bring us the very best in threads.
And now without further ado, Human Resources classic threads, in association with warishell gaming is proud to prese------------
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"Let's all go to the Lobby! Let's all go to the Lobby! Let's all go to the Lobby! And get ourselves a snack!"
Sorry about that. Human Resources classic threads is proud to present......
Un fil par Jeff des ressources humaines
Unique gauche de Jeff derrière la partie deux
THE BRITS JUMP INTO THE GAME.........
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(SPC) Private Pile: "Right lads! There's our target over there.......the coveted UAV command post!"
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Cleft: "Oy! Its a monstrosity of technical innovation, mate. No wonder they called upon a SAS boys."
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Cleft: "Now that we know where it is......let's take it out chief!"
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(SPC) Private Pile: "Hold up lad! The Queens Territorial Army takes its time with precsion wet-work like this. You know that. Besides, we have to wait for Kemiks to get back from scouting that juicy target. Also, I called back to Squadron Leader Bartlett and asked for a fourth to accompany us on this little jaunt."
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Cleft: "A fourth? How's that bloke gettin' here?"
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(SPC) Private Pile: "Airdrop Mate."
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Cleft: "You mean he's going to soar in like a bird?"
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(SPC) Private Pile: "Thats the idea lad--ahh here he comes now speak of the devil!"
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Cleft: "There somethin you not tellin me about this here bloke? He's not one of them queer fellas is he? I didnt sign em for buggerin'."
(SPC) Private Pile: "Old Danny Boy didnt mention anything. He just said they were sending us the best of the best of the best that the Queen's Territorial Army had to offer. A pure brit SAS man! Quiet anyways, here he comes...and remember "dont ask, dont tell".
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-LiT- Filthy Sniper: "ELLO' MATES!!"
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Cleft: "Who the Fuck are you mate?"
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-LiT- Filthy Sniper: "My name is Chris. And I........................am British!"
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Cleft: "Your a fucking Canadien mate, any blind bloke can see through that shite."
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-LiT- Filthy Sniper: "No, no, no! You see, I properly explained this in a different thread. Everyone called bullshit on me when I claimed my duel heritage, so I set out to prove it to them! And so here I am!.........................mate."
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Cleft: "This is absurd. You even have a Montreal Canadiens jersey on!"
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(SPC) Private Pile: "He makes a good point lad."
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-LiT- Filthy Sniper: "What this thing? This isnt the Montreal Canadiens. No, Its the Manchester United Football Club. Thats what the giant "C" stands for. Club.
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(SPC) Private Pile: " Errr right, hold that thought mate, our point man is back from scouting the coveted UAV command post! Kemiks, ole boy! I take it the scouting was succesful?"
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PNP (Kemiks): "Were in trouble I afraid. Who's the sissy bloke?"
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-LiT- Filthy Sniper: "Is he talking about me?" (sniffle)
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(SPC) Private Pile: "Dont mind the tart Kemiks lad, do go on with your report."
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(PNP) Kemiks: "The command post only appears unguarded. When I got closer I noticed there were litterally hundreds of these laying about. "
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Cleft: "What are they? There so peculiar."
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(PNP) Kemiks: "Mines would be my guess. And very dangerous ones at that. These samples seemed faulty, so I swiped them for your verification."
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(SPC) Private Pile: "New Lass! What do you make of these? Are they mines?"
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-LiT- Filthy Sniper: "Dont ask me, Im British. But, yah, there probably mines."
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(SPC) Private Pile: "Right then lads! Line up and prepare to move out. Will have to get on the horn to HQ, we cant go trampling in there and blowing ourselves up. Its HQ's problem now."
AFTER BURYING THEIR BELOVED MONOS, SQUAD PNP ANXIOUSLY AWAITS THE RETURN OF SQUAD LEADER KOSSORI.................
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(PNP) Killing Agent: "Alright you all, Im ready to make a guess!"
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Persepone: "You cant make a guess! Were not even 2 rounds into the game."
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(PNP) Killing Agent: "whatchootalkinabout' Persepone? I can make a guess! ...............I think it was Mr. Peterson, with Dudley, in the Bike Shop, with the wrench."
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(PNP) Vyrallan: "Who the hell is Mr. Peterson? And let me out of this box."
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Persepone: " Were playing Clue Killing Agent. Not E! True Hollywood stories. Start acting normal like the rest of us."
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(PNP) Vyrallan: "Yah act normal dude! Stop being such a fag!"
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(PNP) Killing Agent: " Alright alright! I didnt have a real guess anyways-------oh shit, Kossori's back! Remember we cant say word one about what happened to Monos. He'll kick our asses and kill us all!"
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Persepone: "Not a word."
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(PNP) Vyrallan: "My lips are sealed."
STUDIO AUDIENCE: "Whooooooooooo! WhoooooHoooooooooooooooooooo!"
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(PNP) Kossori: "Anyone call for a squad leader?"
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(PNP) Vyrallan: "Yah! Weeeeeeee! Kossori's here"
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(PNP) Killing Agent: "My main man! We've been waiting on you!"
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Persepone: "Hello........lover. What kept you?"
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(PNP) Kossori: "I got tied up at the East German border, baby. They'd captured me! But with my smooth voice I was able to charm my way through mobs of Brun-Hilda's, and eventually make my escape! Danke-shane baby!"
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(PNP) Killing Agent: " Well thats just awesome! Still, the East German border is a long ways away, you couldnt of walked. How did you get here so fast?"
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(PNP) Kossori: "Why with this sweet ride young man! Its got a V-8, air-conditioning, mag wheels, and a cassette deck! I havnt figured out what else it can do yet."
BACKGROUND " WELCOME TO ON-STAR."
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(PNP) Kossori: "All that's in the past though! You dig me? We got a flag to capture and the four of us------wait a second. Where's Monos at?
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(PNP) Killing Agent: ".............................................."
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Persepone: "..............................................."
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(PNP) Vyrallan: "Killing Agent did it."
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(PNP) Killing Agent: "WHAT?!? You pink sell-out! That's news to me Kossori, the fact of the matter is he was shot plain and simple, there was nothing we could do to save him. R.I.P. Hot Sack'O Nickels."
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Persepone: "We were pretty sure you'd just kill us if we told you the truth Kossori."
(PNP) Vyrallan: "Yah kill us!"
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(PNP) Kossori: "Well you were right! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! .....nah haha, Monos was an over-rated player anyhow, dont sweat it."
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(PNP) Kossori: "Anyhow team, we've been giving a pretty vital mission. You have until I finish this song to gear up so we can roll out."
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(PNP) Killing Agent: "Ready."
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Persepone: "Ready."
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(PNP) Vyrallan: "I AM REA-DY FOR TERM-I-NA-TING."
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(PNP) Kossori: "Even though I didnt get to sing my song, Im ready to roll out too. Fully camoflaged."
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Persepone: "Hey Vyrallan you look really good!"
(PNP) Vyrallan: "BACK Harlot! Im not SHARE-ing shit anymore!"
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(PNP) Kossori: "Gather around folks and I'll fill you in on the mission. High command has deemed fit to send us into the bowels of hell on maybe the most important mission of the war. It is an evil, foul place where the dead beg for mercy and are given no quarter. The living walk like souless leeches in search of retribution that will never come. Animals are slaughtered, women raped, men brutally murdered as the carnage wastes the land away into a cesspool of misery. Chances are we wont make it back, but it's to save the innocents that we will ourselves into the armpit of the universe, the taint of the Earth."
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ACTION HAS BEEN RESOLVED AT A FLAG!!!!!!!
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Sergei: " Ok EVERYONE want to be in da picture? Evryone Needs to scoot in! That's good Yuri, move in there. Paplov scrunch in there a tad!"
Andres: "Its Yuri's hand! He has put it on my behind again!"
Sergei: "Yuri dont touch his ass."
Yuri: "But he likes it---he tells me this!"
Sergei: "Ok everyone good and ready to go? OK-----------say CHEESE!"
Everyone: "CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sergei: " NO wait! Say---Mayor McCheese!"
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BOOM!!!!
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Rat-a-tat-tat!~~~~Rat-a-tat-tat!!!!!!!!
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=HR= Snake: "TK421 do you copy?"
Radio: " Argh Yuri it hurts! The bitch shot in arrow in my ass!"
=HR= Snake: "TK421 do you copy?"
Radio: "crackle fizz crackle"
=HR= Snake: "........shit, commander aint gonna like this...."
MOMENTS LATER............
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Wihadmin: "and that's it? Thats all you heard? Someone got shot in the ass and then nothing?"
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=HR= Snake: "Yes sir, just that one communication and then the radio went dead. Im sorry, sir. I fear they were destroyed."
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Wihadmin: "ARGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THIS-IS-INSANITY!!!!!!!! Everytime we get close to capturing a flag we blow it!!!! And the worst part is---------we dont even know what the hell were up against!!! Who the hell is killing our forces!!!!!!!!!!!! Who the HELL is KILLING OUR FORCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Wihadmin: "Nevermind. It makes no difference who is behind the killing. I need to think though! What to do........what to do......Ahah! Drayu!!!"
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=HR= Drayu: "YES MY LORD!"
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Wihadmin: "I need you to head down to the-----who is that?....... OH MY GOD! I totally forgot!! Its take your son to work day! Oh jesus, Little Jimmy, I sent him off to school today! He is gonna be so pissed off. He must be the only boy in his class. I wonder how he's taking it right about now?
AT SCHOOL....
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BACK AT HQ.....
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Wihadmin: "Oh Im sure is doing just fine now that I think about it! Whats your name little guy?"
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Drayu's Kid: "SATAN!"
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Wihadmin: "Satan! Well isnt that special? What you know its raining blood in here! Hey Satan, mind if I borrow your daddy for a second?"
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Drayu's Kid: "Not at all! Where are all the bitches at?.....come here yoU!
I COMMAND THEE!"
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New Intern: "oh shit........"
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Wihadmin: "Cute kid you got there! Real cute kid.......Hey listen, Im changing the plan."
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=HR= Drayu: "Oh? What do you have in mind?"
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Wihadmin: "The squads cant seem to be able to take the flags on their own so I want a more hands on approach. Lets send some leadership onto the field, and maybe some armor."
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=HR= Drayu: "Who did you have in mind?"
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Wiladmin: "You!....................haha! just kidding! You know those two idiots down in the copy room?"
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=HR=Drayu: "hehe...yah"
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Wiladmin: "Those two idiots will lead our best troops into battle! Bring them up here!"
A few minutes later, down in the copy room....
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=HR=Crotch-Rot: "Everyboy's Workin for the Weekend!"
=HR=Groovy Dude: "Everybody wants a new romance!"
=HR=Crotch-Rot: "Everybody's goin off the deep end!"
=HR=Groovy Dude: "Everybody needs a second chance! Oh-----"
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=HR= Drayu: ".................................................. ........"
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=HR=Crotch-Rot: ".................................................. ........"
=HR=Groovy Dude:".................................................. ......"
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=HR=Drayu: ".................................................. ............."
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=HR=Crotch-Rot: ".................................................. ......"
=HR=Groovy Dude: ".................................................. ."
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=HR= Drayu: YOU WANT A PIECE OF MY HEART!!!!!
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=HR=Groovy/Crotch: "You better start from the start!"
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=HR= Drayu: YOU WANT TO BE IN THE SHOW?
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=HR=Groovy/Crotch: "Cmon Baby let's go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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CUE CHEESY GUITAR........................
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=HR= Drayu: "Hah! I love that song! Down to business though, the commander would like to see you up stairs. Seems he's chosen you two, to lead a crack squad into the field and straighten things up out there."
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=HR=Crotch-Rot: 'Yes sir!"
=HR=Groovy Dude: "Yes sir!"
A FEW MINUTES LATER IN HQ COMMAND.........
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Wihadmin: "Well I see you two made it up here promptly!"
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=HR=Crotch-Rot: "Yes sir!"
=HR=Groovy Dude: "Yes sir!"
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Wiladmin: "I have specifically tasked you two, to take command of 2 squads of my L33test troops!!! Things have gone so wrong out there its time the hometeam got involved!"
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=HR=Crotch-Rot "Yes sir!"
=HR=GroovyDude "Piece of my heart sir!"
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Wiladmin: "However....................I dont fully trust you two. So, while Drayu went to fetch you, i sent the limo out to fetch a special =HR= war advisor. He is skeelled in all tactics of warfare! He is a master of leading troops into battle!!! He is expert at crushing the enemy beneath his jackboot of DESTRUCTION!"
SAY HELLO TO!!!
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Wiladmin: "Little Jimmy! My 8 year old son! I've taught him everything I know! Your in good hands."
Little Jimmy: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee---is my mike working?"
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=HR=Drayu: "Pssst! You felt like shit for leaving him at school didnt you?"
Wiladmin: "F uckin right I did............God be with you boys!!!"
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=HR= Crotch Rot: "Dude we are so screwed."
=HR= Groovy Dude: Just smile and wave.