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dbodenheim
06-14-2005, 04:51 PM
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It has come to our attention here in the Customer Service department that many of you rebelloius adminastraters CHOOSE not to pay to play. THat is not the EA way. You mere mortals ---err customers cannot fathom our intellectual descions behind what is good for ye, and what is not. Trinkets of gold and virgins hair would appease us! Dont try to pass off locks of Persepones hair we all know that would be a lie. No it must be real! A virgin like PNP-Vyrallan or SSP Redy would suffice! Anyways, dont try to MOD on us we are watching you from Mount Olym----err Newark, NJ!


Thor
wihadmin
06-14-2005, 04:53 PM
Thanks for bringing a smile to replace my grimace that I've been wearing the last 2 days. :D
Phenix
06-14-2005, 05:18 PM
Wow..vryl and redy got owned... :hehehe:
Vryllyn
06-14-2005, 05:20 PM
I'm a Care Bear and a Virgin... What's next? :wallbash:
Persephone
06-14-2005, 05:39 PM
LOL. But I wanna be a Valkyrie. I will join the dark side and ally myself with EA!
Å|ArchBuck
06-14-2005, 05:50 PM
lol... EA is the darkside now huh? lol ... it could be worse... could be called microsoft...
dbodenheim
06-14-2005, 05:50 PM
I'm a Care Bear and a Virgin... What's next?

You arnt going to be a care bear for long, buck up little buddy.
=HR=Gumby!!!
06-14-2005, 05:53 PM
lol... EA is the darkside now huh? lol ... it could be worse... could be called microsoft...


*Looks around nervously* SSSH! Don't you now EA sees/hears everything? Don't give them ideas like that, or you'll doom us all!
Å|ArchBuck
06-14-2005, 06:03 PM
rofl... *points at crotch-rot "he said it" *
Kev Kanos
06-15-2005, 12:04 AM
*Stands up and shouts out* EA sucks and we all hate you. Not even a mom could love you.

*Smiles*She told me last night.

*Turns and walks out*
moldykorn
06-15-2005, 12:06 AM
Maybe....Maybe EA is the "big brother" 1984 warned about.......
Phyxius
06-15-2005, 06:13 AM
lol... EA is the darkside now huh? lol ... it could be worse... could be called microsoft...

or Ubisoft.... :upyours:


Phyx
Nsane
06-15-2005, 09:23 AM
lol... EA is the darkside now huh? lol ... it could be worse... could be called microsoft...
Microsoft, what do you have against microsoft, are you a mac user?
CombatWombat
06-16-2005, 01:07 PM
lol... EA is the darkside now huh?

You don't know the POWER of the darkside! :flipoff:
ResJudicata
06-16-2005, 02:02 PM
*sigh*
FiLTHY_SNiPER
06-16-2005, 07:03 PM
lol... EA is the darkside now huh? lol ... it could be worse... could be called microsoft...

or Ubisoft.... :upyours:


Phyx

What's wrong with Ubisoft?