Jeff's "NO ONE LEFT BEHIND" Pt. 1

[dbodenheim]

The following is for your amusement and enjoyment. If you have a 56K modem it may take a bit to download. I love you all!

Jeff from Human Resources Presents.... "NO ONE LEFT BEHIND!!"


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Wiladmin: "MuuuuuHahaha! Now that I've locked the BF2 server and suckered the community into playing speciffically here........I will Rule the Server!!!!!!!!!" "=Hr= Drayu!!!!! Come hither............"

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=HR= Drayu: "Yes Wiladmin!!! What do you desire my lord?"


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Wiladmin: "Errrrrrrrrr........who is that strange woman?"

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=HR=Drayu: "May i present ........our new intern! EVIL Cindy! She masterminds world destruction! She terrorizes the world's children! She types 75 words per minute!"

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Wiladmin: "Excellent!!!!! Have her go make us some Frapucinnos and come over here.... now....does all go as planned?"

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=HR= Drayu: "Commander...the squads are deployed as we speak! Soon all the precious flags will be ours.

Both: "Muuhaha! Muuuuuhahahaha! Muuuuuuuuuhahahahahahahahahaah!"

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=HR= Snake: " Sir! We have a visual on the first flag! Squad One attacks as we speak!"

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Wiladmin: " Yes! Yesss! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!................Is that another intern?"

=HR=Drayu: "I have no clue."

Wiladmin: "Nevermind! Onscreen!!!!"



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Wiladmin: "Look at it! All innocent and seductive! Just waiting for us! In all of its hamburgery goodness! Soon the first flag will be ours!"

meanwhile over in Squad 2's neck of the woods........










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-LiT- Filthy Sniper: " I have no ******* clue where we are."

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-LiT- Jeff: "Thats because you always show up for things 15 minutes late. We knew where we were going before you spawned in here. But like a good little donkey, I handed over the reigns, like always, and now were lost. Like always."

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-LiT- Filthy Sniper- ..........."Jeff shut THE **** up."

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-LiT- Salem- "Snarf! Snarf! Cant we all just get along?"

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-LiT- Marcus'fo'Realius: "Whenever were done argueing we should start looking for that flag!............................Jenkies!"

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-LiT- Filthy Sniper: "Jeff, your little brother, err sister, brother------whatever, she/he's right! We need to start looking for that flag and stop dilly dallying around here!"

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-LiT- Zilong: "What can I do to help? Blast noobs with my shotty?? Shoot chopper out of the sky with my superevil Tuskanga?"

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-LiT- Filthy Sniper: "You and Salem will kick it right here with me until------who the **** is that?"

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-LiT- Zilong: "What? who the fuck is who?"

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-LiT- Filthy Sniper: "That person your with, who the hell are you?"

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-Lit- Zilong: " oh this person? This is Angie, she's our intern!"

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-LiT- Salem: "Hi Angie! snarf snarf"

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-LiT- Filthy Sniper: "She is an Infedal Trekkie! Kill her!"

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-LiT- Zilong: "Taste my shotty Klingon whore!"

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-LiT- Filthy Sniper: "Good my young apprentice! Now you and Salem will share an imported lager with me and wait for the medic, while Jeff and Marcus scout ahead for the flag! Go my underlings!"

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-LiT- Jeff and Marcus: "Will find that flag!"


Meanwhile..................at Squad 1.............

MEDICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PNP Vyrallan: huff puff huff! "The LIBERAL has arrived! What seems to be the problem?"

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Persepone: "Its Monos! He's been shot! Help us California liberal pascifist Vyrallan, your our only hope!"







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PNP Monos: "Ahhhhhhhhhhh.....the bleeding baby! Cant.........Stop! Uhhh, I think this is........one..........way.................ticket!

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PNP Vyrallan: " Everyone just calm down and I'll pass out some Homegrown California Medical Marijuana. Killing Agent! Get over here and help me apply pressure to this wound!

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PNP Killing Agent: "Whatchyoutalkinabout PNP VYrallan?"

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PNP Vyrallan: "The bleeding man! The bleeding! We have to stop it!"

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PNP Vyrallan: "He's gonna bleed to death!"

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PNP Monos: "Ahhhhhh..............ahhhhhhhhhhh...ahhhhh (monos dies)......................."Wait!"..................................(yep im dead).

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Persepone: "Oh noes! Kossori is going to kill us for this!"

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PNP Killing Agent: "Not if we lie to him! What Kossori doesnt know, Kossori doesnt know."

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PNP Vyrallan: "I am DEFINTELY down with that shit! Being a democrat and all, its in my nature to lie anyways!"

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Persepone: " Alright, so we hide the evidence. Cmon help me grab his legs."

A FEW HOURS LATER..................

R.I.P.

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Let's see what the enemy team is up too.....

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SSP Phxyius- "Did you see that shit? I think I winged Monos."

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SSP Redy- "You did boss! That was some tight shooting. One of them even cried out "Golly gee!" ..........I banned him, 30 minutes."



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SSP Phyxius- "Nice! OK lets get a roll call, see if everyone made it back."

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SSP Redy- "Present."

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SSP Fozzy Bear- "Sir, yes, Sir!"

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SSP Forsaken- "FORSAKEN!!"

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SSP Phyxius- "Ouch! My ears hurt, tone it down a little bit there Forsaken. Ok is there any one else we havnt accounted for?"



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Random Noob: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Yes me!!! i AM 9 YEARS OLD! This is my dads logon!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

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SSP Fozzy Bear- " Arghhh! Fozzy's ear drums busted! Make it stop! Make it stop!"


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SSP Phyxius- "Ahhh the pain! The pain! How did a 9 year old wander into our squad? 9 year old. You have to leave, we cant ake your ear piercing voice."

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Random Noob: "F UCK U!!!!!!! I am teh L33T HaXOR!!!!!!! I ROXORS!!!! Get me a beer Beotch!!"


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SSP Phxyius- "Little buddy you just messed with the wrong clan of admins. Redy!"

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SSP Redy- " As you wish."

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Random Noob: " Arggghhhhhhhhhhh.....................gurgle....... ..."

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SSP Redy - "PERMABANNED"

NOT TOO FAR AWAY...........



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R.I.P. Eric Draven

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(EGG) White Chicken- " Poor Eric. Flattened by a negligent Humvee Driver."

(EGG) Twyker- " Dude, we hardly knew ya. Fair winds friend."

(EGG) Blessed Guardian- "May God be with you. Safe journey little brother."

(EGG) The Needle- ................................."Better you, then me."

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(EGG) White Chicken: " We should roll out of here quick, I think I heard someone close by."

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(EGG) Twyker: " Haha."

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(EGG) White Chicken: " Whats so funny?"

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(EGG) Twyker: "You said roll out."

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(EGG) White Chicken: "Twyker you are just about stupid. Lets grab our gear and--------"

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..........FooorrrrSaaaakkkeeennnnn............

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(EGG) White Chicken: "There it is again!"

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(EGG) Blessed Guardian: "I heard it too! Lets get the hell out of here!"

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(EGG) White Chicken: "STOP. We are not going to get the hell out of here. We are frickin EGG, "EGG!! You know what that means?? Little kids look up to us! Women want to be us!! We won the God damn War is HELL tournament for christs sake! The problem is we need to bust out of these shells and start kicking some serious ass. Didnt you guys notice that we all look the same?"

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(EGG) Twyker: "Holy crap! Were like 4 little cookie cut out killing machines!"

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(EGG) White Chicken: "Im ordering us to deploy super secret EGG strategy #101."

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(EGG) Blessed Guardian: "Operation Omelet? Operation Moon over My Hammy?"

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(EGG) White Chicken: "No.....Operation--------"I ordered the Kosher Meal."

DUH DUH DUH!!!!!!!!


(EGG) White Chicken: "Eggs! Eggs! Follow me lead, crack your shells as become the serious kick ass fighters you were always meant to be!

[/img]CRUNCCHHHH!!!!!

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"I AM .......WHITE CHICKEN."

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"THE TWYKER"

CRUNNNCHHH!!!

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(EGG) Blessed Guardian/Needle: "Wonder EGG Powers ACTIVATE! Form OF!

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"A Pail of Water!"

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"Form of: A Hawk! Boy were gonna kick some serious ass now!"

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"Now just hold up you 4 , just hold up!"

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(EGG) White Chicken: "Who the hell are you?"

(EGG) Twyker: "Yah, who the hell are you?"

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"Im none other the Jesse Jackson! Im here to uphold the standards of another supergroup! The Democratic Party!"

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(EGG) White Chicken: "Dont you mean the NAACP?"

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Jesse Jackson: "Whatever...but now that you mention it? How come you arn't deploying any minorities onto the battlefield here?"

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(EGG) Twyker: "Err.......well....ummm....errr"

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Jesse Jackson: "Tell you what, you give me the pail of water and tweety bird over there, and I'll help you become a little more PC."

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(EGG) White Chicken: " Sounds good to us! Were all about being Super PC!"

30 SHORT MINUTES LATER.......

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(EGG) White Chicken: "Well do you two still feel super?"

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(EGG) Blessed Guardian: " This beats the HELL out of being a pail of water!"

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"Needle crave Buffalo Meat. And Whiskey!"

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Jesse Jackson: "Solid!"

Deeper into the battlefield two men wait in ambush for there prey....


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TC Heat: "Yo dawg! These pants are ridin up my ass like a mother ******!"

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TC Skull: "Fo' Real?

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TC Heat: "Yo FO' Real dawg! Theys like Italian Plether and shit."

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TC Skull: "Plether? Dayum. Thats like the bling-bling of the artificial cow world."

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TC Heat: "You dont have to rubs the shitz in and alls, Im stylin and I----------shhhhhhh! Some fools comin!"

VROOOOOOMMMM! VROOOOOOOOOOOM!

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" My porch fell in! All my doggies died! All my ex's moved to Texas, and the last time i won a "Joust" tournament was 1982!"

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TC Heat: " Yo what's that fool rappin about?"

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TC Skull: "He's rappin about his dawgs and shit, and his playas! They all got ganked and lost their skeels! .................................................. .....It makes me sad." :(

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TC Heat: "**** em! We gonna take that ride!"

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TC Skull: "Fo' Shizzle!"

Vroom! Vroom!

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"Galaga used to be a quarter, now its up to two. Donkey Kong aint got nuthin on a pair of cowboy boots..................."

BANG! BANG! CRACK! CRACK!

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TC Heat: "Get out the car cracker' mother fucker!"

TC Skull: " Break yourself Jigga!"

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Atomic Bob: " Well HELLO there boys! How would you fellers like some Hot Sauce? How bout' some Maple Syrup?"

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TC Heat: " Fuck yo Hot Sauce Old man!"

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TC Skull: " Give us the keys Beootch!"

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Atomic Bob: " Now hold up there fellers, there aint no need for all this hootin' and hollarin' and hootananny non-sense!"

OFFSCREEN VOICE

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Heat's Mom: "Lawerance? Why is the door locked? Are you in your room playing those computer games?"

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TC Heat: " Oh shit dawg its my mom! Hrumph hrumph........Sorry about the door Mom! I'll be down in just a second! Im just finishing up a school science project for jolly Old Mr. Whitman!"

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Heat's Mom: "Well hurry on down! Suppers getting cold and I know how much your grilled cheese and tomato soup!"

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TC Heat: "I will Mom! I love you so Much! hrumph hrumph .............ok im back. I told that ole ass beotch to go fuck herself!"

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TC Skull: "Man you hardcore dawg......whata re we gonna do with this fossil mother fucker?"

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Atomic Bob: "You young fellers should respect your elders. I know how young bucks are though, back in my day i used to "bust a move" and "get jiggy with it" all the time too. So if you want, I can give you lift wherever you need to go on the battlefield. I just need to drop off these here supplies first."

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TC Skull: "Aight' ole man, we'll take that ride. We be watchin' you though."

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Atomic Bob: "Here we go fellers! You all like Hank Williams?"


Stay Tuned!!!

[SnaKe]

:LolLolLolLol:

[MajorPayne]

Are you on crack?

[wihadmin]

hahahah! That's great!

[SalemSaberhagen]

That actually resembles be quite a bit before I got my beard trimmed and my hair cut :\.

[dbodenheim]

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[atomicbob]

NUt job.

:jester:

[FiLTHY_SNiPER]

I'm speechless...

Oh except for that Salem's character is facking hilarious.. mine makes absolutely no sense and why is Zilong so cool??? I wanna be sgt slaughter : P

Oh right.. and this pic is scary considering who ur making it depict :o

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[dbodenheim]

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[dbodenheim]

Ok I took the three posts and combined them into one which I will probably do in the future.

[Monochrome]

:D :jester: :hehehe:

good stuff dude! :thumbsup: :rockon:

[DemonEyes]

Omg lol I'm choking on ice cream as I read this. (is that even possible?) Anyways Jeff/Dave doesn't disappoint when it comes to posts. As soon as I saw Monos' name I knew Tom Arnold was a coming :roflololol: :roll2: :roflololol: :LolLolLolLol:

[Persephone]

Lol oh jesus. I don't think i've laughed that hard in a long time and the entire time I read that story I had a dumb grin plastered on my face. That was one of the funniest friggan things I ever read. Hell it may just be the funniest. And i got to be Princess Leah! YAY! lol. At least you didnt make me druidish princess vespa or something. shes scary.

jeff you are one seriously funny guy.

[Bonez]

lemmie guess, i'm asleep somewhere ?

[Tykwer]

hahaha the best two things....salem is bin laden with a hockey jersey on in a skating rink ahaha and that one care bear is about to smoke a cigarette, heh the new tobacco ad campaign.

[Kossori]

hahaha the best two things....salem is bin laden with a hockey jersey on in a skating rink ahaha and that one care bear is about to smoke a cigarette, heh the new tobacco ad campaign.

You reading it right? Salem is the Snarf thing.

[dbodenheim]

Theres alot more story only so much I could do in one day though. :(

hahaha the best two things....salem is bin laden with a hockey jersey on in a skating rink ahaha and that one care bear is about to smoke a cigarette, heh the new tobacco ad campaign.

Alot of injokes in this. If you notice, that hockey jersey is the Montreal Canadiens, and Chris is a Canadien.

[dbodenheim]

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[Vryllyn]

I still can't believe that I'm a ****ing Care Bear! :rockon:

[dbodenheim]

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[Phyxius]

That was good Jeff I was on the floor when you got to EGG... :hehehe:




Phyx

[dbodenheim]

You'll be back, this all ends in a cataclysm that takes along time getting there, sorry but its a fun ride.

[MajorPayne]

Funny stuff. :jester:

[dbodenheim]

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[p00p]

This is effing awesome.

Everyone loves Princess Leia in that outfit on Jabba's sailbarge. :yaya:

[Shark]

Excelent dude :D

Tho for a min I thought drayu was the female in that pic :jester:

[dbodenheim]

Everyone who reads this needs to post a comment on it, cmon 500 looks? 25 posts? To keep it going to the end, and get the story stickied, help out. :)

[SoReal]

I look here every 20 minutes to see an update, this is really funny. I love it. I give it.. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[FiLTHY_SNiPER]

Ho-lee crap that latest part was funny...

[Tykwer]

You reading it right? Salem is the Snarf thing.

no, i just assumed he was because he is canadian, didnt know filty was...

[Persephone]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Omg. I cant stop laughing. I cant breath im laughing so hard. The part with TC Heat and Skull and Atomic Bob is definately the best part right now. Whew. Damn Jeff you've made fun of some people so bad XD. Looks like I got off easy.

[dbodenheim]

Im headed to bed now. maria, ive thought 3 steps ahead on alot of this stuff, thanks for laughing, but you WILL pay like the rest. ( hell, ryan, my bro, aint happy about be she-ra but he said his face stil hurts from laughing) Your an experimental " ill take the pain" type chick anyhow, but no one gets left behind. Even me. :) I dont think Bob has read any of this btw. He talks pretty fast, but he will always be Slim Pickens to me.

I cant believe Monos has even seen this yet. Most of this humor ( almost all of it) is directed at the 30+ crowd like him, you marie, just happen to be an exception and very knowledgeable. Someone posted the other day to me " Whats a Steve Mcqueen?" I go bar-hopping every friday and saturday but that didnt help me feel like i wasnt a kid anynmore. /.................................................. .................................................. ......................"thanks dick, whoever that was" :(

[vonkroll]

oh my god.....

Jeff you have far to much time on your hands... :D

[Persephone]

Hahaha Jeff. It's Marie but you can call me Maria. ^.~ And yes I noticed some of the jokes were pretty out there. I bet if I showed your post to any of my friends from school they wouldn't have any idea what you were talking about. I guess thats the funny part. You see so many things made fun of daily its good to see some older out of the norm type jokes.

I thought the He-Man/She-Ra thing was awesome. I remember those two shows so well. That Vanilla ice thing was just genius. LOL and Apache Chief..

I can't believe Monos and Bob haven't read this yet. It's so freaking funny they are gonna miss out so much if they don't. I say we harass them till they read!

Keep up the good work Jeff! You should be a comedian or something.

[GroovyDude]

Funny stuff Jeff :thumbsup: You obviously must know your way around Google Images.

[TC HEAT]

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[Skull]

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :jester:

[Kir Kanos]

don't forget the rest of tc...(hint, hint...Kanos's)

[FiLTHY_SNiPER]

You reading it right? Salem is the Snarf thing.

no, i just assumed he was because he is canadian, didnt know filty was...

I can't wait to see Salem flip over this one..

[atomicbob]

Editted...............

Dave, you are one truly funny guy.

[p00p]

where's the rest of our story? You're slacking dude.

And thx Atomic Bob: Reminds me I still need to see the movie Dr. Strangelove.

[Nelle]

:eek2:

[Phyxius]

Who the hell... is SSP_Nelle? :dunno:


Phyx

[z3speed4me]

hahahah that was great!!! but i feel discriminated against....i get no love haha....lol i think every1 on the server deserves an equal share of gettin made fun of, especially me the crazy guy that rushes enemies in every game i play, cmon that would be a great character for your little skit

[Monochrome]

don't worry z, i'm still looking for my part too.

tho jeff might have some problems coming up with something for me, seeing as i haven't been on cs or poe at all in like 2 months.

hurry up dave!

[Lord ALF]

christ, how the hell did i miss this posting?! already at three pages and i just found the damn thing... f***ing job!

:yaya:

feggin funny man!!! best post evar!

:jester:

[WHITEchicken]

ok i just read the damn post...... it is fucking insane man, i sometimes forget why i love you so much {DHR}JEFF FROM HUMAN RESOURCES, but stuff like this reminds me..... we go way back and hopefully we will keep on rolling like EGGs. lol

p.s. the vanilla ice and the whole jesse jackson thing was great,,,,,but where is the part about eject.

[Anti-sinGuardian]

good work Jeff :rockon: :rockon: :yaya: :jester: :hehehe: :thumbsup:

[EricDraven]

haha jeff, how could you kill me off so easily? after all the times I've made it my soul purpose to track you down and kill you? hehehe awesome buddy I love it. :rockon:

[dbodenheim]

Coming Soon.... the return of Jeff's No One Left Behind

WINNER -- Cannes Thread Festival Palm d'whore
WINNER -- SUNDANCE coveted Robert Redford No one gives a shit award

Ebert say.." 2 thumbs! ...........straight up my ass"

FOXTV Alberquerque, NM-- "this years Schindlers List"

DONT MISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dbodenheim]

new stuff, stay tuned more comin today

[wihadmin]

:thumbsup:

[DemonEyes]

Ouch Britain takes a couple shots today :LolLolLolLol:

[Phenix]

Kemiks as boy george...that's below the belt....yikes..

[MajorPayne]

To bad pile ain't around no more, he would get a kick out of this.

[Monochrome]

good stuff jeff!

keep it up, i wanna see more...

[Vryllyn]

MORE! MORE! MORE!

:LolLolLolLol: