Bash.org (Parental Advisory)

[Vryllyn]

http://bash.org

It has a bunch of IRC and AIM crap on it, but I rather enjoyed this one.


#246310 +(108)- [X]
<incoherent>:I AM not giving steam my ****ing credit card.
<Adopted>: can I have it?
<incoherent> Yah sure, you seem more secure then STEAM....
<KellyX>: LOL ouch....

[FiLTHY_SNiPER]

yeah this site is the king of IRC quotes.. i spent over 3 hours reading them one day : P

[Vryllyn]

Another one I liked.


#32775 +(777)- [X]
<dranyam> It's nature. How do you make nature against the fucking law? It grows everywhere. Serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying to God made a mistake. You know what I mean, it's like God on the seventh day looked down on his creation:
<dranyam> "There it is, my creation, perfect and holy in all ways. Now, I can rest."
<dranyam> [Mimes God looking around - spotting pot]
<dranyam> "Oh my me."
<dranyam> "I left ****ing pot everywhere."
<dranyam> "I should never have smoked that joint on the third day ..shit."
<dranyam> "That was the day I created possums. Haha. Still gives me a chuckle."
<dranyam> "If I leave pot everywhere that's gonna to give humans the impression they're supposed to... 'use' it."
<dranyam> "(sigh)Now I have to create Republicans."

[SnaKe]

If you think these are good you should've read some the threads on this forum a while back!! They would've made a great reality TV series.