easter bunny :) $30

[lamah]

for dinner that is :D

http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/dp/B00012182G/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/?tag=slickdeals&ie=UTF8&s=gourmet-food&qid=1175522710&sr=8-1 (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B00012182G/sr=8-1/qid=1175522710/ref=dp_image_0/002-2024814-5155268?ie=UTF8&n=3370831&s=gourmet-food&qid=1175522710&sr=8-1)

check out the reviews heh

"I found it to be a bit gamey. And that's after 6 hours in a slow-cooker. It looks a bit tough and leathery in the photo, and it really is. Plus I think mine had one or two shotgun buck pellets still in it. Does anyone know if there is a Le Village in Greenwich? Maybe it is fresher to pick it up in-store..."

"WOW!! This is awesome. You guys have everything!!! I ordered 20 for valentines day. They serve as the lining of the valentines day baskets that I am donating to my local church. After they dig into the delicious assortment of candies and fruit they can rejoice that they will find a fine fresh rabbit for stewing later that evening. Now if I only had some taters...."

"If you buy this product, don't use the Free SuperSaver shipping. My rabbit wasn't fresh anymore when it arrived 3 weeks later."

"Thought it would make a cute Easter gift, no one else thought so, kids are in counselling now. Apparently I'm the only one with a sense of humor in this family.
At least it's a hit with the dog, one extra star for that. I'm way too scared to even try to take it away from him, he loves it so much. 'Heh, OK SirFluffles,' I say to him, 'it's YOUR fresh whole rabbit.' "

"A lot of my friends like to shop online, so I added this to my baby registry. My best friend received one at her shower and she loves it! So when I got TWO at my shower, it wasn't the disaster other duplicate gifts can be! My little girl is now three months old and we are still getting a lot of use out of the Fresh Whole Rabbits."

"My whole rabbit came with big, fangy teeth. As for the freshness, I believe my rabbit may still have been alive when the rabbit community was told to bring out their dead... it was complaining and whining when it arrived.
*insert any other known/revelant Python reference here*"

"How many weekends have I spent, in the loincloth, knife clenched in my teeth, running through the fields trying to find a rabbit? (A bunch, trust me on this, a bunch.) All so I can have something to sacrifice on the altar once I get to the cave.

Now, with this, home, fix a cocktail, go through the day's mail, finish my drink and drive over to the cave, yank this carcass out of the box and offer this at the feet of my dark lord and master, boom, done. I'm happy, my dark lord and master is happy, everybody wins.

What a time saver. "


"These big internet companies are so good at screwing their companies. Do you see how this scam works??? They sell "FRESH WHOLE RABBIT" but when I order it, there's no head or skin! Can you believe?!

Uh, excuse me, do you think a headless rabbit missing its entire skin is "WHOLE"???

This is totally misleading. I have contacted Amazon 3 times asking them to please send me the skin, feet, and head so I have the complete set and they have ignored me or sent me autoresponder emails that don't specifically address the missing head and so on.

What they do, I'm guessing, is then resell rabbit heads, rabbit feet, and bloody rabbit scalps on another part of this website, and it's all pure profit. What a CROCK."

[Tykwer]

wow, you should start a thread of amazon items with joke reviews
i checked the "Customers who viewed this item also viewed" part and found this relaxation chamber:
http://www.amazon.com/Relaxman-Relaxation-Capsule/dp/B0006MWV86/ref=pd_sbs_gf_4_img/104-5247306-6274364?%5Fencoding=UTF8&qid=1175522710&sr=8-1
and the first two reviews are pretty good

"24 of 26 people found the following review helpful:
Not suitable for use in the southern hemisphere, October 20, 2006
Reviewer: Eric Krupin (Salt Lake City, UT) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
The Product Description fails to mention a very important issue. When used below the equator, the Relaxman's negative-ion atmosphere actually becomes a positive-ion atmosphere. Consequently, far from relaxing you, it will only make you angrier and angrier. If a user doesn't recognize this in time, obviously the results could be tragic."

"One drawback, when it was delivered the capsule had no bolt on the outside. But I'm handy, so I installed one.

I have been locking the wife and kids into the chamber from 7pm to 7am every evening, and boy am I relaxed. This really works."

[lamah]

haha, that item has some funny stories. too bad none of them actually purchased it

[CrazyCow222]

lol who would take the time to write this review? :lol: :D


"I climbed into my Relaxman Capsule and found myself in a beautiful snowy forest. Then I met a faun, and I was going to run away because he looked scary, but he offered me candy and a ride to his house, so I figured it was okay. Afterwards he told me to return with my brother and sisters. So we all squeezed into the Relaxman, but the White Witch was there first, and she turned everyone but me into inflatable dolls and I ran away while she was blowing them up, or at least I think that's what she was doing. I escaped into the woods and got chased by a bunch of wolves who tried to bite me, but they ran off when a unicorn came and made me play leapfrog. After the mishap, he told me I needed SRS, so he took me to the nearby multiverse-famous Biotonus Clinic, where he dropped me on the sidewalk and fled when he saw the security guard. The doorman rummaged through my pockets and tried to turn me away because my insurance didn't cover impalation upon the horn of an imaginary beast, but the delirium was setting in and I mumbled something about being king on my home planet. It turned out I had a receipt from Burger King in my wallet, so he believed me. He took me to a room in the mental wing with a big throne. At least they told me it was a throne, but when I took a close look I saw it was a folding chair. Actually there were two folding chairs, and I later found out that the other one belonged to the White Witch. I caught her sneaking in at 2AM hiding a Wookiee under her dress. I tried to call the guards, but she said the more the merrier, and the desk clerk just laughed and grabbed a camera. The Wookiee was looking at me and making funny noises and drooling, and Queen ordered me to assume the position. I didn't know what that meant but it didn't sound good and the Wookiee had halitosis, so I jumped out the window and ran back to my Relaxman. When I got home I chopped up the capsule with an axe so the Queen wouldn't come after me. Then I remembered the Queen still had my siblings, so I took the Relaxman back to the world-famous Biotonus Clinic for repairs, and they opened another portal in the space-time continuum. My brother and sisters were annoyed to find themselves in Switzerland, especially since they had discovered the Queen was really a lot of fun once you got to know her. She turned out to be a latent submissive, and she had been waiting all her life for some dominants to come along and make a real Queen of her. I had never really thought about it, but it must be very hard being a Queen, having everybody do what you say all the time. It just goes to show that you never really know someone until you've walked in their spiked heels while you tie them up and whip them.

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. "

[Guff®]

Man, they got everything @ Amazon.

Anti-Monkey Butt Powder

http://www.amazon.com/Anti-Monkey-Powder-Anti-Friction-Sweat-Absorber/dp/B0006B08O6/ref=pd_sim_misc_3/103-5471762-2281440?ie=UTF8&qid=1175522710&sr=8-1