[CS:S] zilong's The BS God Shotty Whoring Academy

[zilong]

Ok, so it's not really a guide. I'm just gonna ramble on about teh might of the shotty and hopefully you'll learn something.

1. The shotty is your friend, don't overlook it for them silly assault rifles.
2. The bs god is your friend, believe that he will send you the good bs, and the bad bs to your enemies.
3. The shotty, like many things in source, doesnt necessarily follow the rules of logic. Basically, you'll be able to hit the target as long as the person is within the crosshair(with varying degrees of effectiveness of course).
4. Keep your eyes moving! No blank stares! Find the enemy and cap him before he even notices you!
5. Bodies are only for decoration, you only see chest and head.
6. Reloading obsessively is good with the shotgun, remember that you can load one shell, fire, then continue fighting!
7. Know the maps! As manly as a full frontal charge against 8 Ts with AKs may sound, it's clearly suicidal. However, by knowing the places you have cover, u can run from place to place, but dont stay too long! Sitting behind cover lets the enemy get a lock on you and thus, you are pinned.
8. When the enemy throw a flash at you, run towards them! It'll catch them off guard and will give you an instant to turn their face into mush as they try to take their weapons out,

I will add more as I think of them. But as you can see, zilongs dont really think too much in the heat of battle. Just find a route with some cover, and run in! And then the zilong kills 15 of them with just 5 rounds, or, more likely, bman finds the zilong and shoots him with a deagle, thus killing the zilong.


The Cult BS God Secret Techniques
Shotty Technique 1: The Head-Level Strafe-Sweep
This is the most basic and one of the most important shotty techniques. Remember, all models are the same height. Once you find an enemy group, aim towards one of the heads, and strafe and DONT MOVE THE MOUSE UP OR DOWN. If you do it right, it'll be like a pendulum of destruction, as you dodge their return fire, while having an easy headshot over and over again. Reminds me of the Dempsey Roll.

Shotty Technique 2: The Flying BS God Aerial Shotgun
zilong's favorite technique! A headshot from the air is quite satisfying, looks cool, and damages the enemy morale. One can either aim a bit lower before jumping, or adjust in midair. Adjusting in midair may be harder, but it will pay off as you can adapt to the enemy. Remember that you can jump forward and backwards, as well as left and right. Jumping forwards will not only make your head a harder target to it, it will bring them even closer into your range.

Shotty Technique 3: Follow up technique: The BS Crouch
A rarely used technique of the zilongs, but it has proven its efficiency in battle. Comb through your memories, can you ever remember a zilong crouching with a shotgun? I don't think so, as most zilongs are either charging straight, or are flying from tree to tree, as they seek the delicious kumquat. When fighting a shotty whore that is bunny hopping, it is only natural that one will aim a bit higher to compensate. Basically, jump, then hold crouch midjump, so you land crouched. That makes your shotty much more accurate, and it'll confuse the enemies that never saw a shotty whore crouching before, giving you the time needed to turn their face into silly putty.

I'll add more tommorow, I cant think of anything else =P

[snizel_88]

very good zilong. I'll be sure to make my prayers before to the BS god.

[bman65]

This better not convince the entire server to become shotty whores. I wouldn't have enough deagle bullets to go around. :grin:

In all seriousness it is a very good guide. I might have to take some of your advice and apply it to my ak/m4.

[fireballs]

Art of BS Shottie: The Flank

If you are going to flank the opposing team, be sure to have a shottie. While the inexperienced player will only be able to kill at max 3 people with a clip from an assault rifle when taking a team by surprise, you can kill anywhere from 5-6 people easily with your shotgun. Given the ability to reload on the run, you can decimate an entire flank with one shotgun if you come up behind them.

Shoot the enemies that turn around to look at you first. Shoot the enemies that are closest to you second. It takes patience, but select your targets.

Enjoy your 5 kill rounds.

[Saur]

Enjoy your 5 kill rounds.

Ya know I do! :thumbsup:

<3 Saur

[zilong]

The Super Duper Aiming Improvement Training
Warning: These "training" ideas have come straight out of a rabid zilong's *******, results and side effects may vary.

These are two of the ways to improve your aiming.

1.Start up a map on lan and find a place with "marks" on the walls to use as targets. Paintings, closed windows, etc will work. THere must be more then two relatively close each other though. Put yourself in front of this wall with the targets, then start strafing, jumping, etc. Your objective is to hit the three targets over and over again in a random manner fast as possible. Make sure to vary it, and move away from the wall and increase the angles once you get used to it. Try the glock's burst fire, that's a good one to work with. Soon, your hand will become coordinated enough to make the changes quickly and accurately. Now, connect to a WiH server and grab the glock or the shotty. Imagine the people's HEAD/NECK as the targets, dance, and fire away :thumbsup:

2. Download the Unreal Tournament 2004 demo. Play deathmatch with instagib. For those that never played a UT game, instagib is a mode where everyone is given the super shock rifle, which is an instant hit/kill, pin point accurate rifle. An instagib DM is a lesson in dodging and ability to track the enemy and aim ahead of them. Compared to CS:S, the people in UT games run about 5 times faster. After you master the higher AI difficulties, the people in CS:S will look like they're standing still. Another weapon that could be used to train is the minigun. Obviously, it's a machine gun, and you can use it to work on tracking and hitting a moving enemy. :thumbsup:

Here's another random thought that entered my head. Imagine a horizontal, 6ft long wooden stick placed in front of your eyes about 5in. away. Keep your head still, and roll your eyes left and right. Can you see all of the stick? No! Now move the stick away a few foot, and you can see the entire thing! This because of the "cone" your POV forms. Now, think of how to apply this to the art of bs strafing :thumbsup:

[DemonEyes]

Shotty whores are reserved for zilong, major, goldragon,lenny,myself and several others, stick to rifles, and feel the might of the shotty!! :rockon:

[loopcycle]

Shotty whores are reserved for zilong, major, goldragon,lenny...

actually, it appears that lenny4422 has foregone the way of the shotty in favor of my favorite weapon, the famas.

however, i would be happy to take lenny's place. :)

[Mr. Saigon]

I got tired of using the "over-powered-sniper-shotgun" and switched to the ak.

[SoReal]

Yea, i've moved from the rifle to the Mac10/TMP. But, this thread isn't about the mac10. A question about the shotty.. How come when I use it and don't get a HS I do only 50 dmg? However, when people use it against me and don't get a HS they do 100 dmg one hit...

[zilong]

aim for the high chest to head, so basically, aim for the neck. even if the helmet saves them from a HS, they'll take a good bit of dmg

[z3speed4me]

Zilong Jr will attempt the techniques and put them into practice during training later tonight....

[Not-Public-Enemy]

I am not a payed actor, this is a real life sucess story.

The Zilong shotty guide has changed my life, now i get called a noob and a spray whore at least twice as much! Before this guide opened my eyes i ran around in spawn in circles shooting at my feet, but i have seen the light, and i use the :jerkit: (pump) on every map, no matter how moronic that choice may be. Thank you mister Z for your guide, i owe my life to it.

[snizel_88]

how come the deagle is so good against the shotty. SHouldn't any rifle be better as long as they don't sneak up on you?

[bman65]

Deagle is good because it is cheap, very accurate ,and deals plenty of damage, like a sort of miny shotty except one that i can actually get head shots with. Of course for maximum efficiency you must get an ak which shoots deagle bullets (i have the only known one :P ). That is the ulitmate weapon against shotties. :D

[zilong]

how come the deagle is so good against the shotty. SHouldn't any rifle be better as long as they don't sneak up on you?

i really cant figure out why....its just better....
it's kinda like how a losing team wins when a guy named Grim Scythe(real or not) joins, and how bman can kill zilongs like no other :dunno:


I am not a payed actor, this is a real life sucess story.

The Zilong shotty guide has changed my life, now i get called a noob and a spray whore at least twice as much! Before this guide opened my eyes i ran around in spawn in circles shooting at my feet, but i have seen the light, and i use the Jerkit (pump) on every map, no matter how moronic that choice may be. Thank you mister Z for your guide, i owe my life to it.

Thank you, it's very comforting to know my efforts have not been wasted and have enlighted the public*coughbadjokecough*.

[bman65]

how bman can kill zilongs like no other :dunno:


Last i saw you were up 31:20 on the kills. Stupid italy. :x

[Nsane]

Reminds me of the Dempsey Roll.
I know this may be a bit strange and i may be punished for bring back a dead topic, but what is the Dempsey Roll, I ask cuz my moms maiden name is Dempsey.

[zilong]

im too lazy to explain it, so i'll just copy and paste from a boxing forum >_>

The Dempsey Roll was created by the legendary fighter Jack Dempsey, and made famous by 'Iron' Mike Tyson.
This clever move put's you to the side of your opponent, right before you throw a powerful hook.

You might find yourself doing a 'Dempsey Roll' after bobb'n or weave'n to outside of your rival's cross, countering with a incredible hook.

If you were wonder'n where the power comes from, it comes from your legs, and your hip.

Your front leg should be extended, with your rear leg bent, it's kinda like the a cross... You should also be rotating your hips toward the target and throwing the hook at the last moment.

So basically, its a weaving technique where one dodges/hooks to the right and then follows with a hook going left, then using that energy to prepare a hook to the right and repeat........i cant explain it >_>

[SoReal]

Zilong you would have been so proud of me last night!

The map was Dust2

Only regulars (WiH Tourney server)

I was a T

My team died.

5v1

They ALL came at me from different directions

I killed 4!

Just ask those who were there. It was spectacular.

[Nsane]

im too lazy to explain it, so i'll just copy and paste from a boxing forum >_>

The Dempsey Roll was created by the legendary fighter Jack Dempsey, and made famous by 'Iron' Mike Tyson.
This clever move put's you to the side of your opponent, right before you throw a powerful hook.

You might find yourself doing a 'Dempsey Roll' after bobb'n or weave'n to outside of your rival's cross, countering with a incredible hook.

If you were wonder'n where the power comes from, it comes from your legs, and your hip.

Your front leg should be extended, with your rear leg bent, it's kinda like the a cross... You should also be rotating your hips toward the target and throwing the hook at the last moment.

So basically, its a weaving technique where one dodges/hooks to the right and then follows with a hook going left, then using that energy to prepare a hook to the right and repeat........i cant explain it >_>
Thanks my mom is sonehow realted to Jack Dempsey, my great grandfather told her, but we dont know how. :thumbsup: