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FozzyBear
01-03-2007, 12:00 AM
It is quite possibly a repost. (maybe even one I posted :D )

I think it is cool.......mainly because I can see myself doing this.

A husband wakes up with a huge hangover the night after a business
function. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees
is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the bedside table.

And, next to them, a single red rose! The husband sits up in bed and
sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around
the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the
rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge
black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note
on the table:

Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping, Love you!
He stumbles into the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
The husband asks, Son... what happened last night?!
Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind. You broke
the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran
into the door.

The husband asks, So, why is everything in such perfect order, so
clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??
His son replies, Oh, THAT? Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when
she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,
Leave me alone, bitch, I'm married!

CHUCKBilly
01-03-2007, 12:31 AM
:bonk: hehe

LordBeer
01-03-2007, 12:53 AM
Never read that one before.

:lol: Thanks Foz.

kem$
01-03-2007, 12:57 AM
:lol:

kilroy0097
01-03-2007, 01:01 AM
Ok that's cool. :)

Fovos
01-03-2007, 06:07 AM
lol nice one, thats a first for me too.

Ichi
01-03-2007, 06:14 AM
:yaya:

EANeuspeed
01-03-2007, 08:22 AM
I didnt get but ok. :lol: Sorry fuzzy.

-LiT- Killer_B
01-03-2007, 08:32 AM
I didnt get but ok. :lol: Sorry fuzzy.

She had everything so tidy and perfect b/c he said " Leave me alone, bitch, I'm married!" Meaning that he wouldn't have cheated on her no matter how drunk he was, which pleased the wife...which should had led to some kind of oral satisfaction for the guy.

EANeuspeed
01-03-2007, 08:36 AM
She had everything so tidy and perfect b/c he said " Leave me alone, bitch, I'm married!" Meaning that he wouldn't have cheated on her no matter how drunk he was, which pleased the wife...which should had led to some kind of oral satisfaction for the guy.

:thumbsup: Got it now.

FiLTHY_SNiPER
01-03-2007, 09:02 AM
Haha nice fozz

Grim_Scythe
01-03-2007, 10:35 AM
indeed that was funny

GorroXXII
01-03-2007, 03:09 PM
Good one Fozzy!

wihadmin
01-03-2007, 03:43 PM
This is what I call a fairy tale bc in real life, no man will tell a woman who's taking his pants off that he's married. :D

papasan9
01-03-2007, 05:34 PM
thats a good one.

fozzy is hoping his wife reads his post.:D

Killerfurby6
01-03-2007, 07:01 PM
great!!!!:lol:

Kernel Error
01-03-2007, 09:49 PM
i liked it

D
01-03-2007, 10:07 PM
good stuff

XD