The Short Random Thought Thread

[FiLTHY_SNiPER]

Ok, there are 2 rules to this thread:

1) you're thought must be short, preferably one or 2 sentences to a paragraph.

2) you cannot post twice in a row or even every other post for that matter, otherwise it gets tedius.
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Random Thought:

I wish you could sell crap that you don't use anymore to a general vendor like in RPGs. Everything from clothing to electronics.. hell you could sell your toe nail clippings. I have so many pairs of jeans I don't wear, I could be rich.

[atomicbob]

Random Thought:

It's supposed be freezing rain here this week.

I hate freezing rain.

[Vryllyn]

I wish the phone would just stop ringing. The phone is starting to drive me mad and makes me want to do what AB sig is telling me to do.

[KrystalStarWolf]

Random Thought:


I wish cars were powered by your garbage. I'd be saving around $200 a month.

[DigitalBacon]

Random Thought:

deviantArt has a shitty upload system.

[OvrK02]

Random Thought

I wish I had a kryptonite cross. That way I could keep Superman and Dracula away at the same time :)

[Grim_Scythe]

I wish that I had full control of -LiT- and that all of -LiT- bowed down to me.

[vic.tz]

I really, REALLY don't want to do my programming assignment.

[p00p]

I wish it was the weekend already...

[Noetic]

Could i really take a dump on someones car hood?:dunno:

[kaos]

I wish I could smack Grim in real life... =(

[zilong]

random thought:

i'm nude

[Vash]

I wonder what Zilong looks like nude...

I mean...boobs. I dig 'em.

[atomicbob]

Random thought...

Aging sucks. Enjoy your youth.

[DigitalBacon]

Random thought:

Youth sucks.

[zilong]

random thought:

i wonder if blis wears kilts

[FozzyBear]

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he......

[Multiplex]

I wonder why Hasselback sucks so bad that he's thrown 4 interceptions against one of the worst pass defenses in the league.

[jason bourne]

I wonder what Kemiks looks like..

[LordBeer]

What would soylent green really taste like?

[kaos]

why hasn't filthy gone and administered justice to canadian in the form of a backhand slap yet?

[Grim_Scythe]

Why do I have to take a foreign language when I am a CS Major...C++, Java, and HTML should be counted as a foreign language.

[FozzyBear]

IT'S PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is made from PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Probably tastes like pork......the "other" white meat.

[Kev Kanos]

I can't wait for the day they come out with BF2 patch 2.0 and it fixes all the server crashes and CTDs and all the guns are just the right amount of power and accurracy.

[p00p]

why the hell does it seem like I'm the only one who does something at work?

[Multiplex]

My balls itch.

[GorroXXII]

Did I leave the stove on last night?

[Vryllyn]

Why didn't Nolan go for it on 4th and an inch?!?!

[[W33T] earthpeople]

I'm Hungry.:thumbsup:

[KrystalStarWolf]

I have arms! And legs!

[atomicbob]

Multi's balls itch.

[FiLTHY_SNiPER]

I just played Soldier of Fortune again cause I remembered it to be insanely good. Wow, is it dated.. I can't believe it was that long ago. I couldn't even play it it's so blocky.
Still, amazing game.

[Grim_Scythe]

why won't anime yaoi loving white girls date me ?

[GorroXXII]

Why must Grim post?

[atomicbob]

Working is fine and all, but I'd rather be doing something else.

[p00p]

I hate being on campus for over 12 hours. It gets my cranky especially when I'm not drinking on the job.

[Grim_Scythe]

Why does everyone on WIH hate/abuse me......one master is enough thank you.

:D

[FiLTHY_SNiPER]

FACT: 60% of the threads in the LiT forum that have no activity are last posted in by Grim.
So, here's my post.

[[W33T] JimmytehHand8]

I hope I didn't lock my keys in the car... again.

[FozzyBear]

If it burns when I pee.....is that REALLY bad, or just worrisome?

[LordBeer]

Need to watch the movie Moontrap.

[Gruthar]

I'm tired. When do I get my bloody car back?

[atomicbob]

It's too early to be posting.

[p00p]

is this semester over with yet?

[-LiT- Killer_B]

I was drinking beer, then ate some cheese, and finally had an atomic poop.

[Grim_Scythe]

Jenna Haze or Kobe Tai...hmmm

[OvrK02]

I friggen hate lawn work.

[jason bourne]

am i just stoned?

[sir_digalot]

why does one switch turn off all the servers in my company?

[zilong]

no, really

does blis wear kilts

[Vryllyn]

Man, why do I hate Zilong?

...

Oops. :tongue:

[-LiT- Killer_B]

Wow no one got my lil thang on page 5...I used the first 4 users to create my random sentence...you people are getting sloppy.

[Vash]

I wonder if Killer B knows that we got it, it's just that we don't give a good gosh darn.

[jason bourne]

levanta, levanta, tienes que gritar

[loopcycle]

I dont understand why I am afraid of the blinking lights.

[fellik]

why am i not good at anything???

[Wibby]

Has she really lost that loving feeling?

[[W33T] JimmytehHand8]

Why does Avacadro's Number have to be 6.022 x 10^23. Seriously, where did he come up with that number?

[[W33T] Joker]

What in World? :D

[p00p]

why do I have to go spanish class?

[sir_digalot]

why?...

[FiLTHY_SNiPER]

There better be a point to life or I'm gonna be pretty pissed on my deathbed.

[Blis]

I never know what to do with my kilt while taking a crap.

Lift it up or pull it down?

[GorroXXII]

Wondering what else Blis is doing in a kilt???

[Grim_Scythe]

*thinks about what gorro just said* *shakes head*

Where's my vodka///

[Tykwer]

Is there a special version of raisin bran with only one scoop in it? Two scoops is just way too much. you spend 75% of the time chewing the damned raisins with no milk or bran in your mouth.

[GorroXXII]

Should I get chinese or Mexican for dinner?

[LordBeer]

Jesus built my hotrod

[Multiplex]

Jack Bauer is my hero...

[atomicbob]

When will Canadian bands dress as well as Scottish bands?

http://www.schwarzkopf-schwarzkopf.de/images/baycityrollerscoverrgb.jpg

[Leadfoot]

Stupid Unreliable Weather Reports. Getting hopes up. Lack of Snowdays.

[Multiplex]

It's almost time to go home... woooooo!

[GorroXXII]

Friday morning hours suck for work, yay get out an hour early so I am damn tired!

[EdrrakNolat]

The TSX is fantastic, but should I spend $6k more and get the TL?

[FiLTHY_SNiPER]

It burns when I pee. Is that necessarily bad? Cause it feels kinda good...

[Blis]

I dont really think it burns when filthy pees. It hurts like hell when i have teh burny pee.

[Grim_Scythe]

It hurts when my ass bleeds and burns....is it the mexican picante sauce?

[FiLTHY_SNiPER]

Less than Random Thought: Sometimes when Grim posts it's a little too much.

[p00p]

I wonder how much my raise with this promotion.

[jason bourne]

why the **** does the phone always ring when we're recording.

[slacker_fse]

I thought you weren't suppose to get sore wrist after you get married.

[Multiplex]

Playing project reality on a european server sucks hard.

[GorroXXII]

How the hell did AB kill me twotimes last night... or was it three.

[atomicbob]

I should retire now, while I'm at my peak.

[Grim_Scythe]

Filthy should never have made this thread....especially when Grim is around...he is a very wierd man

[zilong]

i forget

[jason bourne]

how the hell did my lacrosse pads get torn apart so badly

[loopcycle]

i decided to be smart and NOT risk electrocuting myself on Wednesday. highly recommended.

[Blis]

I wonder if loopcycle ever plays cs anymore

[FiLTHY_SNiPER]

I wonder if, with my new mouse, I'll ever play CS again.

[loopcycle]

i wonder if i'll ever reinstall steam again.

[FiLTHY_SNiPER]

I reverted back to optical from laser. I can now play FPS' again.

Booya.

[p00p]

Man I wish I wasn't so tired that I went to bed at 10pm on a Friday night.

[atomicbob]

I may be crappy at FPS's, but

man....can I bake a kick ass batch of sticky buns.

mmmmm......Fresh Hot Sticky Buns!!

:flipoff:

[kaos]

I want some of Bob's food.

MAIL ME FOOD, BOB!! =)

[GorroXXII]

I hate working seven days, it sucks @$$

[Multiplex]

Christopher Walken is a creepy-ass guy.

[p00p]

man I wish I didn't cook my fudge at such a high temperature. At least the peanut butter fudge seems to turn out ok

[Blis]

I miss the x-files

[atomicbob]

Great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Chopped-up baby parakeet
French fried eyeballs floating in a bowl of blood
All on a platter for a dollar ninety-eight
Plus three cents taaaaaaax!

[Grim_Scythe]

I wonder ...

[loopcycle]

maybe you die only when your guardian angel nods off.

[Multiplex]

I'm very rusty at Company of Heroes and that sucks.

[Blis]

Dreams are cool

[GorroXXII]

should I get a number 3 or a number 4

[fellik]

i'd like a fresh pizza...

[atomicbob]

I could put the humpty hump on yo ass.....

[DoctorToxn]

<?php
echo 'Please, Work this time!';
if( failed == true ){
bashHeadOnKeyboard();
}else{
CongradulateSelf();
}
?>

[p00p]

Why can't we get rid of Cortney Grixby? (Nebraska cornerback)

[Blis]

idk :dunno:

[jason bourne]

how the **** did rutgers lose

[jason bourne]

and why am i still awake?

ive got to go to church in the morning then ive got a bloody soccer game that afternoon, then im going out to a party that night. yet i wont go to mothafuggin bed already.

[Tykwer]

have they ever made a "rock 'em sock 'em robots" video game? the training level could be fighting one of those inflatable dumbies that are weighted at the bottom and/or a bought with sock'em boppers.

[Multiplex]

The Hellblazer novels are way better than Constantine the movie.

[LordBeer]

I miss Xfiles when they still had Mulder.

[Grim_Scythe]

Why does malt liquor taste weak of booze?

[jason bourne]

alexander ovechkin is no mere mortal

[Multiplex]

When I go to work tomorrow I am going to make it a point to give a coworker a titty twister.

[GorroXXII]

If I gave a coworker a titty twister... it would be considered sexaul harrassement... damn laws, I know just the blonde too

[[W33T] earthpeople]

why can't new hampshire have a decent winter for once?:wallbash:

[Blis]

I want to win the lottery but i never do. Its not fair.

[EdrrakNolat]

Why can't my portfolio go up before the end of the year? Doesn't the market know know my bonus is based on performance?!?!?!

[atomicbob]

How much of my portfolio will I sell off for tax loss writeoffs?

[Multiplex]

Should I fork out the cash for an 8525 smart phone?

[[W33T] JimmytehHand8]

I wish I could cook real food.

[p00p]

Why does the drive-thru guys have to mess up orders?

[jason bourne]

ramen noodles are on sale for 10 cents a pack. at this price, i could live off of $50 for a year.

[Blis]

I need some stronger painkillers.

[Vash]

WiH'ers think about things a lot.

[wihadmin]

hmmm... a macbook core 2 duo...

[atomicbob]

I wish someone would answer my question in my gaming PC build thread instead of posting in this silly one.

[Blis]

I wonder what wihadmin does for a living

[Aeromotor1]

Bright room.........is 46" lcd HDTV enuff?

[kaos]

Blis!: Kilts!?!?
Yes? No?

=(

[Multiplex]

I wonder if a parapalegic could stay afloat in the ocean without a life jacket for as long as a healthy person.

[Blis]

Blis!: Kilts!?!?
Yes? No?

=(

I already answered!!

[LordBeer]

In spanish I'd be known as cerveza de señor.

[Grim_Scythe]

Why do we have to take computer arch. when it has zero to really do with any programming....???

[OvrK02]

If wishes were fishs then Mon Calamari could fly.

[FiLTHY_SNiPER]

My stomach feels like it's gonna implode.

[atomicbob]

I thought of an awesome short, random thought in the shower this morning, but forgot what it was.

[DoctorToxn]

Am I DOOMED to suck forever?!

[Grim_Scythe]

I think he will suck and be doomed....why does my former boss look like shit?

[jason bourne]

what an *******

[fellik]

time to say goodnight to my insanity... it needs a break...

[Tykwer]

is there a way to make a bunch of tabs of the same program to go into cascade form on my winodws start bar without the requirement of there being a suffecient number of other program tabs open?

[Multiplex]

I'm pissed that my cats chewed through my 360 headset cord.

[zilong]

http://musicthing.blogspot.com/2006/12/creepy-guitar-made-from-body-of.html

WHY GOD WHY

[Tykwer]

the more home work i have to do, the more i check these forums hoping some one wrote something i find interesting to give my mind a rest from thinking about my ever-mounting responsibility.

[jason bourne]

^see above

[p00p]

I hope I can get my brain started to think of some tough computer questions.

[LordBeer]

I want a backpack with Jets!

[Multiplex]

I might recommend some flameproof pants.

[Tykwer]

my backpack's got jets, well im boba the fett. :rockon:

[Vash]

No way! I'll bet you all my Star Wars figures. Wait. Except Boba Fett. No matter how sure I am, I never bet the "Fett Man".

[Grim_Scythe]

why is porcelan sharp to hell?

[kaos]

i think that pants with a built-in mini air heating/cooling system would be the bomb.

hot days: turn on the AC to keep stuff nice and cool,
cold days: warm up your special places

someone make them and send me a pair

[FiLTHY_SNiPER]

<- Would give anything for a pair of said pants.

[[W33T] JimmytehHand8]

Can I wing this 1 page essay in the next 20 mins?

[Multiplex]

I think the best idea for pants... would be flare cut loose fit jeans... with midget hookers that hide in the pant legs.

[LordBeer]

I also need a DeLorean.

[Blis]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I

[atomicbob]

One day you wake up and realize that all the hot chicks you would like to sleep with now think of you as an old man.

[Grim_Scythe]

Old men are creepy...in other news why must thier be ****ing finals....

[atomicbob]

Another day you wake up and realize that one of the guys that everyone else thinks is creepy, thinks you're creepy.

[FiLTHY_SNiPER]

<- Wants a pair of combined said pants by Kaos and Multi but does not think Bob is creepy, rather more like a dirty old man. (j/k Bob :D)

[Grim_Scythe]

I am trying to understand what that meant oh wait..I think that if a person that is thought to be creepy thinks that someone else is creepy. That means they are creepier..... In other news I need an airsoft SAW for christmas.

[Vryllyn]

Why do Thursdays suck soooo much?!

[kaos]

why does bob cook so well?!

[OvrK02]

The hell with an airsoft SAW, I want an airsoft .50cal.
Also thin crust pizza with susage and black olive sounds good about now.

[[W33T] Canadian23]

well can't i spell right?:wallbash:

[kaos]

Canadian23;168997']well can't i spell right?:wallbash:

i think you mean why.

why can't you spell right, but also make sentences that make sense!? or atleast close to it!

:slap:

[Grim_Scythe]

Is it wrong for me to take my best bud to a Christmas party?

Would people think I am gay for that??

(serious question....)

[FiLTHY_SNiPER]

They already know ur gay, so it's all good.

[Tykwer]

since the onion started being free on campus, my main sources of news are from the onion, the daily show, and the colbert report (augmented only slightly by the occasional npr and news hour with jim lehrer). my world is a joke!

[Multiplex]

Company of Heroes CPUs are retardedly difficult to beat on "Normal" difficulty.

The Axis engineers with flamethrowers are way overpowered...

[jason bourne]

khakis are stupid

[CrazyCow222]

Why do I even bother? The APM's get me every time. :wallbash:

[Grim_Scythe]

What is STARS ANIME???? HELP

[Vryllyn]

Why does one of my customers want me to go to their open house so badly?!

[Blis]

Goddamn Rapidshare!!!!

EDIT: That was all in caps when i posted it. Hmm,the site must automatically uncaps posts that are all caps.

[[W33T] JimmytehHand8]

Spam more flamethrower engineers!

[Vryllyn]

:flamethrower: :flamethrower: :flamethrower: :flamethrower:


:mgduck: :mgduck: :mgduck: :mgduck:

:bawling: :bawling:

[Grim_Scythe]

Psssh noobs thats so much wasted RP and MP for that crap I just rifle spam you to death and to finish it....hit the insta pin I win button.

In other news......dude why do I have to dress up...can you imagine me wearing business casual or cocktail casual??

http://www.visionsrestaurant.com/the_place.php
Its a nice place....*mumbles thoughts*

[kaos]

never buy Dockers brand pants.

those pants are Satan's work!!!! >=(

[Blis]

I wonder if americans originally used the word trousers and then decided to change to pants or if the word was originally pants in english but the british decided to change to trousers for some reason.

And what prompted the change for whatever side it was that did so.Seems a strange thing to do.

[fellik]

grape, root beer, and sprite together take like bubblegum!!!!!!!

[Multiplex]

I <3 douche bags.

[Vash]

These shoes suck. They keep leaving black stuff all over my socks.

[slacker_fse]

I'm lazy ass I have only worked 2718 hours this year so far

[jason bourne]

we won we won we won yesssssss im so stoked

[Tykwer]

i didnt know i was able to download HL2 lost coast...i dont think i payed for it. :dunno:

[Satanic]

I should be president of the world, or at least supreme ruler of North America.

[Multiplex]

I love candy canes.

[Tykwer]

now if the damn game would finish the last 4% instead of taking the rest of my life, i could be playing right now! damn 42kb/s, how dare you play with my mind, steam. shame on you!

[LordBeer]

I can't wait till they can inplant a computer jack into the back of my neck.

[Satanic]

Its really nice to be able to sleep in for once, but I wish I didn't have to prepare for two finals tomorrow :(

[Persephone]

I really would love nothing more right now then to gauge out my eyes with rusty nails and stick hot pokers through my ears. I hate being in school and I hate being bored.

[atomicbob]

Sucks when I'm bored and there are no new posts.

[atomicbob]

I mean....can the whole community actually be "working" at the same time?

Where are the slackers?

[FiLTHY_SNiPER]

/puts hand up

Random thought: girls are retarded (not directed at u Pers) :P

[jason bourne]

girls are retarded


amen to that

[Vash]

God damn I love cold pizza with ranch dressing.

[zilong]

/puts hand up

Random thought: girls are retarded (not directed at u Pers) :P

you just called persie man

[kaos]

God damn I love cold pizza with ranch dressing.

oh dear lord yes.

[Satanic]

Buffalo chicken pizza ftw!

[Multiplex]

I'm hungry.

[FiLTHY_SNiPER]

I'm full.. and my stomach feels like it's imploding.

[Tykwer]

thank you weeteevee, i like duckman. now, if only you had dr. katz.

[LordBeer]

I think I lost.

[Multiplex]

****ing javascript...

[Grim_Scythe]

wooot for Computer Arch. ......yeah right...woot for failure....
god i hope everyone fails so we all get a massive curve......what a useless non-coding class .....

[OvrK02]

The original Stars Wars are great movies. Drives me nuts when I get the Imperial March song stuck in my head thought.

[Persephone]

/puts hand up

Random thought: girls are retarded (not directed at u Pers) :P

Mhmm! I'm sure!!!

Thought: I wonder how many guys have sex with their gas tanks.

[Tykwer]

maybe lucid dreams are just dreams in which you're yourself and you actually have no control over the dream and it is really just playing out exactly how your subconscious devised it to, but since you're yourself in the dream and you're "scripted" action in the dream is borne so directly from your subconscious that it is the action you would take if you were presented with the situation you're faced with in the dream in real life, thus giving you the illusion that you're consciously making the decisions.
i hope that made sense enough to not make any sense at all.

[Satanic]

I had a lucid dream once, woke up feeling better than I ever had in my life. I wish it would happen again.

[Multiplex]

iPod Shuffles are really small.

[KrystalStarWolf]

They're taking the hobbits to Isengarde.

[jason bourne]

calc is ****ing gay ass shit **** bitch ass dick turd ****** hell damn shit **** boobs piece of ****ing shit sunloaf ****ing meatball ass mustard ass ****ing shit

[Satanic]

boobs is a funny word.

[[W33T] earthpeople]

i wonder if they'll ever make a sequel to Wingcommander
:dunno:

[Satanic]

The only bad part of the new James Bond movie is that the beginning didn't feature the ambiguously nude women of the older movies.

[Vash]

This is one of those sentences that by the time you realize you aren't reading anything important, it's too late to stop.

[atomicbob]

I wonder if this company knows what their name implies

http://www.emotrans.com/

[OvrK02]

Man am I out of shape.

[Grim_Scythe]

no more boozing the night before work...****ing almost slept in

[[W33T] JimmytehHand8]

2 down, 1 test to go...

[Multiplex]

The new 30 seconds to mars CD isn't half as good as the first one was.

[atomicbob]

I just finished off a box of 5000 staples.

That's a lot of stapling.

[atomicbob]

I think I just saw a bot post.

[FiLTHY_SNiPER]

Bob is correct in his assumption of seeing a Bot post.

[Multiplex]

Why the **** is it that whenever it is sprinkling outside that everyone's average speed drops by 15mph?

I wish I had a rocket launcher mounted on the hood of my truck so I could blow people out of the left lane.

[FiLTHY_SNiPER]

Why is it when it snows.. people don't drive over 15 mph.

[Persephone]

chinese food is damn delicious

[Tykwer]

if only we bred humans lke dogs. think of all the cool new specialized humanoids that would come to be.

[atomicbob]

The whole time I was growing up my mom would tell me not to sit too close to the TV because it would ruin my eyes. Now I'm staring into one from 18" about 60 hours a week.

blink blink blink blink

[Persephone]

the horror...the horror...

[CrockD]

Did you know you blink 25% less when you stare at a monitor?

[LordBeer]

I miss my dog..

[atomicbob]

So I thought I'd search the web for how long we spend with our eyes shut while blinking to see how much I was gaining with my 25% and found this

http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/11/30/BK.ergonomics/index.html

Spooky!!!!...

[Grim_Scythe]

I need some....

[[W33T] JimmytehHand8]

Hmmmm.... Christmas shopping tommorow... or Thursday?

[jason bourne]

looks like a jaguar

[Persephone]

i wish i had some dekuyper pucker right now..watermelon taste like jolly ranchers..

[Blis]

i wonder what dekuyper pucker is

[jason bourne]

its rare to die of mono, right?

[FozzyBear]

DAMN.... I really got to pee....

[redish16]

Mother****ing West Ham !!!!!

[Blis]

wow,west ham beat united.Didnt expect that

[redish16]

Nobody expects the West Ham Inquisition ...