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wihadmin
05-02-2005, 03:09 PM
A new edition of SpaceBalls the DVD is coming out tomorrow. In celebration, let's quote some classic quotes from it.

1 quote per person please!

I'll start..

<Dark Helmet's voice>

"I SEE YOUR SCHWARTZ IS AS BIG AS MINE!"

</voice>
GorroXXII
05-02-2005, 03:22 PM
"When will then be now?" "Soooonnnnn"

Edit: this is one of the best movies of all time!
Bonez
05-02-2005, 03:25 PM
"GO TO, LUDICROUS SPEED"
Saur
05-02-2005, 03:38 PM
NOOO You stole mine, Bonez!! :( Let's put the WiH tape in and see if we can go back to this point so I can say it before Bonez :D :D :D

<3 Saur
Drayu
05-02-2005, 03:47 PM
"She's gone from suck to blow!"
GorroXXII
05-02-2005, 04:12 PM
"She's gone from suck to blow!"

Figures you would quote that one :D

what did the Planet of the Apes say at the end? something like

"what is coming out of her nose? Spaceballs, Oh $*@$ there goes the planet."
MajorPayne
05-02-2005, 04:24 PM
Spaceballs is a classic, I loved that movie! Pizza the hut, LOL pure genius.
Monochrome
05-02-2005, 04:28 PM
"Yes! I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that."
Vash
05-02-2005, 04:51 PM
"Excuse me, I'm trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love. Please be quiet."
Awesome movie. :thumbsup:
Lord ALF
05-02-2005, 04:57 PM
"They've gone to plaid"

and

"My name's Barf. I'm Mog, half man half dog... I'm my own best friend"

and

"I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes"

christ that is a classic... will have to pick up the SE... thanks for letting me know.
Persephone
05-02-2005, 05:08 PM
Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot I said across her nose, not UP IT!
Gunner: Sorry, Sir, I'm doing my best.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Liuetenant: I did, Sir, he's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who's he?
Second In Command: He's an ******* sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name?
Second In Command: That is his name sir, *******, Major *******
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Second In Command: He's an ******* too, Sir. Gunner's Mate, First Class, Phillip *******.
Dark Helmet: How many Assholes we got on this anyhow?
Crew: YO!
Dark Helmet: I knew it, i'm surrounded by Assholes!
Dark Helmet: Keep firing Assholes!
FiLTHY_SNiPER
05-02-2005, 06:37 PM
haha I love that movie.

"Baarrrrfff!"
Kernel Error
05-02-2005, 08:54 PM
omg i think im in love a girl that likes games and mel brooks!!!! well maybe if she was older anyway :jester:


Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot I said across her nose, not UP IT!
Gunner: Sorry, Sir, I'm doing my best.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Liuetenant: I did, Sir, he's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who's he?
Second In Command: He's an ******* sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name?
Second In Command: That is his name sir, *******, Major *******
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Second In Command: He's an ******* too, Sir. Gunner's Mate, First Class, Phillip *******.
Dark Helmet: How many Assholes we got on this anyhow?
Crew: YO!
Dark Helmet: I knew it, i'm surrounded by Assholes!
Dark Helmet: Keep firing Assholes!
Persephone
05-02-2005, 11:27 PM
omg i think im in love a girl that likes games and mel brooks!!!! well maybe if she was older anyway :jester:


Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot I said across her nose, not UP IT!
Gunner: Sorry, Sir, I'm doing my best.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Liuetenant: I did, Sir, he's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who's he?
Second In Command: He's an ******* sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name?
Second In Command: That is his name sir, *******, Major *******
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Second In Command: He's an ******* too, Sir. Gunner's Mate, First Class, Phillip *******.
Dark Helmet: How many Assholes we got on this anyhow?
Crew: YO!
Dark Helmet: I knew it, i'm surrounded by Assholes!
Dark Helmet: Keep firing Assholes!

Lol Mel Brooks is the man. I memorized lines from like half his movies. That just happens to be my favorite one from Spaceballs above. Everytime I ask someone if they've ever seen the movie I repeat those lines.
Kernel Error
05-02-2005, 11:33 PM
from my perspective you are definitely a rare breed of woman.
GroovyDude
05-03-2005, 07:26 AM
"GO TO, LUDICROUS SPEED"

I saw on CNN that the DVD as a special feature allowing you to watch the entire movie at ludicrous speed. :)
The_Professor
05-03-2005, 08:48 AM
Just saw that too. You can watch the whole movie in about twenty-five seconds!

But the bad thing is there are no outtakes. They have a bunch of outtakes that they are going to put in the "next" Spaceballs dvd. Christ, how many copies of the same movie do I need?!
GroovyDude
05-03-2005, 10:49 AM
Christ, how many copies of the same movie do I need?!

Just one. Unload your extras here: http://www.half.com
wihadmin
05-03-2005, 10:59 AM
Or give your old copy away to someone here at War is Hell. I've been known to give away DVDs from time to time.
Persephone
05-03-2005, 09:32 PM
Hehe I have the DVD they came out with the first time.
wihadmin
05-03-2005, 11:15 PM
Me too Persephone.