Help with BSing papers

[snizel_88]

I noticed many (if not most of the members) were past the high school age and was wondering if any would have any helpful hints on how to completly bs an essay. I am, unfortunately, still a noob at this. Thanks. : :D

[zilong]

start by removing all contractions, and reword sentences until you have a web of self-contradicting bs worthy of being the portrait of the great bs god himself

[Prowler130]

im a master, but first a few questions.

How long must it be?

What is the exact topic?

Any other special instructions?

[APOC]

Use as many generic ideas as possible, stay away from taking an actual stance unless you are instructed to. Quotes are over rated, they are good to show that you can pick something out of the book so use as many as you want but I choose to use as few as possible. I remember one paper I started off by using words from a system of a down song it was great, the teacher bought it and I got a decent grade on it. Biggest thing, pay attention in class when the teacher is talking about the subject that the paper is on, then when you come to write the paper just restate what the teacher said just dumb it down.

APOC

[Xine]

Come up with a few general points about what it is you're writing about. Divide them up into several paragraphs, and in those paragraphs state them, list any general things about them and be sure to word your sentences as long-winded as possible. In other words, talk about the same thing in different sentences each time shedding a different light on it, eventually expanding into other subjects and do the same thing. It'll get long fast.

[snizel_88]

It really wasn't bout a topic in particulary, but i had to write a paper a day before the post and i realized it was crap and i knew nothing about hte subject. But thanks, your ideas have been helpful, I'll use em next time