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atomicbob
04-12-2005, 12:07 PM
This had deagles and killing, so I thought I'd share it.

Early Darwin Award nominee...maybe a winner already.
The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree in Washington USA appeared to be the robber's first (and last), due to his lack of a previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:

1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms. This is a gun shop that specializes in handguns.
2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.
3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door.
4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before work.

Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a .22 target pistol. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire; the police officer with a 9mm Glock 17, the clerk with a .50 Desert Eagle, assisted by several customers who also drew their guns and fired. The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics.

Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds (48.9% target acquisition). Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt in the exchange of fire.

Here we are at the beginning of March and we already may have the 2005 winner of the Darwin Award. This guy is going to be hard to beat.

As Bill Engvall would say “Here’s your sign"

Kev Kanos
04-12-2005, 12:51 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA, :rofl: :roflololol: :LolLolLolLol: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That is the funniest thing since Jeffs ak guide to office. What an idiot.

monos
04-12-2005, 12:52 PM
oh man i started laughing before i even got through this one i love these
my favorite was the guy who tied himself under his truck while his friend drove it so he could figure out where a noise was coming from

Prowler130
04-12-2005, 12:53 PM
ahhh nothing like laughing at other peoples' demise :jester:

loopcycle
04-13-2005, 10:22 AM
Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up, and fired a few wild shots...

sounds more like 'suicide by cop' than sheer stupidity.

GorroXXII
04-13-2005, 11:11 AM
oh man i started laughing before i even got through this one i love these
my favorite was the guy who tied himself under his truck while his friend drove it so he could figure out where a noise was coming from

Now this is funny!!!

atomicbob
04-13-2005, 12:09 PM
I kind of feel for the guy.

That kind of thing happens to me repeatedly nearly every night so I can feel his pain.

:jester:

DemonEyes
04-20-2005, 09:13 PM
Lol that is some funny shit :hehehe: One of my teachers in high school took a day of class to read us a few stories from the Darwin Awards book. There is some messed up stuff in those books, but this is definitely a great story. Well at least the guy had a gun instead of a knife...